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    Russian Rocket
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    Typical day in Russia- and that's why we love them


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    Rocket, why the fukk are they watering the streets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Rocket, why the fukk are they watering the streets?

    Its vodka

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    Russian, can you translate some of this song? Did they mention TT being fat? I think I may have picked up on that.

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    глупый

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    The fukk did I just watch?

    Post this crap over here.

    http://www.rususa.com/forum/

    Will admit it has a catchy tune.

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    a typical day in russia, would be for you to go to your local gay bar and take 30 loads on your face before 6pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRifleman View Post
    a typical day in russia, would be for you to go to your local gay bar and take 30 loads on your face before 6pm.
    rifleman u wouldn't last an hour in russia...we're not even talking days here...a fukking hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Rocket, why the fukk are they watering the streets?
    dude I really don't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Russian, can you translate some of this song? Did they mention TT being fat? I think I may have picked up on that.
    the very first sentence of this song was actually about TT not paying his debts....then at the 2min mark they sing about his 200m/h tennis serve - Russia is proud of TT...TT is our national hero

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    sweeper likes the broad in the skirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    sweeper likes the broad in the skirt
    sweeper needs to visit russia...sweeper would like it there

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    sweeper likes the broad in the skirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Nino would like it there too

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    Sounds like someone talking under water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Nino would like it there too
    As long as all the broads look like her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    As long as all the broads look like her.
    way too many broads are walking in the streets are just way better then her
    Last edited by Russian Rocket; 03-13-13 at 04:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    chicks are all over the place...they dress in the nicest clothes to go to the fukkin store grocery shopping...no sweaters...no fukking cotton pants...Russia is all about a class

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    I guess stalking girls in russia pays off. That and having a 1/2 ass slash band member.

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    This video is 5 times better and it sucks



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    well u gotta speak and understand Russian in order to say that this video is good or not

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    Russian, are you a naturally born Russian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Russian, are you a naturally born Russian?
    roger that

    I'm as naturaly borned Russian as they get

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    watched the first 10 seconds and it lost me

    whats wrong with that gueys face

    looks like bill s preston esquire's retarded little brother

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    Proves my theory that Russian is probably the most badass of posters on this forum. I bet he could kill a man, in the streets, with a crowd and still just walk away unscathed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Proves my theory that Russian is probably the most badass of posters on this forum. I bet he could kill a man, in the streets, with a crowd and still just walk away unscathed.
    of course he can

    i think he's like 6'9" too

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Proves my theory that Russian is probably the most badass of posters on this forum. I bet he could kill a man, in the streets, with a crowd and still just walk away unscathed.
    I'm a good guy guey...ripped and physically capable...but I won't take anyone's life...I respect people...as long as u don't do harm to my family, we can find a compromise

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    the women like american blokes over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    the women like american blokes over there?
    blocks for blacks? yeah they dont mind that shit

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    Fukk Russia.

    Fukk everything about Russia.

    I take a shit on Russia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Its vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Fukk Russia.

    Fukk everything about Russia.

    I take a shit on Russia.
    you're getting beat down in ur own country by the ....voleyball...I dare u to come to Russia and say out loud what u just said....
    Phillyphag the problem with u is that u just never been put into place or situation where u would have to learn how to be a man...that's about to change
    Last edited by Russian Rocket; 03-15-13 at 06:47 PM.

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    That girl was the only good thing about that video.

    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    As long as all the broads look like her.
    Without that girl in the video, I don't think I would have watched it till the end...

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    Is that French?

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