1. 02-26-13 01:33 PM #1
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    What cheers you up when you are down?

    Worm: Hey, you know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?
    Mike: What?
    Worm: Rolled-up aces over kings.
    Mike: Is that right?
    Worm: Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them.
    Mike: Yeah?
    Worm: Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night, high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold."
    Mike: Fuk it, let's go.
    Worm: Don't tease me.
    Mike: Let's play some fukking cards!
    Worm: Yes!
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  2. 02-26-13 01:37 PM #2
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    A fukking rubber band play mother fukker!
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  3. 02-26-13 01:40 PM #3
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    Knowing Brock has it worse than I do.
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  4. 02-26-13 01:44 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    A fukking rubber band play mother fukker!
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  5. 02-26-13 01:46 PM #5
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    Bong and a blitz
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  6. 02-26-13 01:46 PM #6
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    this.....



    and this.....
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  7. 02-26-13 01:49 PM #7
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    Why is Humpty Dumpty holding a tennis trophy?
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  8. 02-26-13 01:58 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Why is Humpty Dumpty holding a tennis trophy?
    Someone's gotta be able to zoom in and depixelate the picture, and see what it says on that trophy.

    I'm guessing its from a 12 and under division, or a mens 3.0 league or less.
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  9. 02-26-13 02:58 PM #9
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    lets go get some of that saturday night beaver
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  10. 02-26-13 03:50 PM #10
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    A release to keez
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  11. 02-26-13 04:45 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    lets go get some of that saturday night beaver
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