Oh woe is woe is me
Haiku up in your bitch snatch
For a 4x4 pentameter
Ever seen such poetry, bitches???
We are taking Nabisco to the vet tomorrow. He is an African turtle from Madagascar. We thought we did well for him. We adopted him, we edumacated him, we gave him anti-cancer Sickle cells pills to protect him..... but still... cancer has gotten the best of Nabisco. Here are some of my family album pics of Nabisco.
We love you, Nabisco. Wish us well!!
"I beez listenin' to sum muddafukkin Ipod an sheet" says Nabisco as he tries to moonwalk on his hind turtle paws.
"Fukk this shit! My master baskets aint got no money to feed me cuz that muddafuckka
can't kick a field goal... and I got turtle cancer an sheet!" -- Nabisco after NFL Sunday
"Make your fukking field goals, Tynes" -- Nabisco exasperated!!!