1. 09-20-12 07:11 AM #1
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    The Brock Landers myth: Legend or Failure?

    Gentlemen/Ladies - I have been active daily on SBR for a good 6 months now and i'm fairly familiar with all the major players by now, but the one thing I have yet to figure out is Brock Landers? Of course perhaps it is obvious and I am simply retarted, however I would like to know...

    Is Brock Landers (the man, the myth, the legend) the G.O.A.T? a serious capper to be messing with. Is the man throwing out lock after lock to the ignorant masses...

    OR

    Is he a window licker with no clue about sports betting who's rubber band plays need to be laughed at and spat on?

    I have no doubt it is one extreme or the other?

    Please explain?
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  2. 09-20-12 07:14 AM #2
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    Is he a window licker with no clue about sports betting who's rubber band plays need to be laughed at and spat on?
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  3. 09-20-12 07:15 AM #3
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  4. 09-20-12 07:15 AM #4
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    Never fukkin heard of ya pal
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  5. 09-20-12 07:21 AM #5
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    well he sat in the 3rd row on the short bus,,,and yea he always had a window seat..
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  6. 09-20-12 07:22 AM #6
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    Brock is the best fade in the history of sports betting
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  7. 09-20-12 07:26 AM #7
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    Seems more of a fade now

    Getting plastered weekly

    His bankroll just about empty
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  8. 09-20-12 07:27 AM #8
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    never changed his avatar in last 3 years
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  9. 09-20-12 07:40 AM #9
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    his wife would kill him if she knew he was gambling again
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  10. 09-20-12 07:51 AM #10
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    It's all schtick. The man is a paid poster with a completely fictitious online persona. His real name is Gary Schafer, he lives with his mom in Yuma and he also gets paid to post under pen names on a muscle car forum and a knitting forum.

    Approach his picks with extreme caution.
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  11. 09-20-12 08:00 AM #11
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    I heard he once jerked off a man in Reno. Just to watch him come
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  12. 09-20-12 08:00 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    It's all schtick. The man is a paid poster with a completely fictitious online persona. His real name is Gary Schafer, he lives with his mom in Yuma and he also gets paid to post under pen names on a muscle car forum and a knitting forum.

    Approach his picks with extreme caution.
    you have the right amount of letters in his first name, that's about it
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  13. 09-20-12 08:04 AM #13
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    the main thing to realize is that the "crowd's" reaction to him is very REAL.

    all those replies, hatred, views, controversy he brings when he posts a big play is REAL.

    the unique brew of personality, degen gambling, sports passion, love of , love of food, love of vacations, love of Guns and Roses, Love of all metal bands from 80's/90's, love of a good swindle of the "big guys", love of power posting makes him extremely famous/infamous and legendary like very few others have been at SBR.

    But no one can give a specific answer to Why Brock has those in the perfect storm combination to make him such a lightning rod.

    he just has IT

    hey we got lots of big losers, guys that bet big, guys that are degens, guys that are attention whores, that love all the things Brock does especially new young guys begging to get the attention he does. but none approach him, and not with any longevity.
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  14. 09-20-12 08:07 AM #14
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    archie, brock is a lightning rod because nobody else that posts a -180 play has a 90% chance of losing it
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  15. 09-20-12 08:19 AM #15
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    Brock is a legend.
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  16. 09-20-12 08:21 AM #16
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    He is a motorboatin sumbitch
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  17. 09-20-12 08:23 AM #17
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    Archie, that's a perfect synopsis!!!

    Salud Sando, where you from guy?

    Make a fuckin' video!

    BTW....this has nothing to do with Michael Jackson
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  18. 09-20-12 08:33 AM #18
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    The man himself, I feel honored.

    I'm from Australia.

    Is it true you post on knitting forums?
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  19. 09-20-12 08:36 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sando View Post
    The man himself, I feel honored.

    I'm from Australia.

    Is it true you post on knitting forums?
    g'day mate!

    Nope, never heard if a sewing needle pal. I do however have a raging sex drive and feel the need to occasionally post on "adult" forums
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  20. 09-20-12 08:38 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    g'day mate!

    Nope, never heard if a sewing needle pal. I do however have a raging sex drive and feel the need to occasionally post on "adult" forums
    Brock you want a group splash from the syndi?
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  21. 09-20-12 09:37 AM #21
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    He is a fake he does gamble just here to create threads with his losing pk
    GET SOME
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  22. 09-20-12 09:47 AM #22
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    my daily hadicapping routine is not complete without brock picks

    i love guns n roses too
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  23. 09-20-12 09:58 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirtytwo View Post
    my daily hadicapping routine is not complete without brock picks

    i love guns n roses too
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  24. 09-20-12 10:00 AM #24
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    guns n roses and brock landers are 2 things none of us should have to live without

    my son mentions brock more than any celebrity in the history of the world

    "are you on sbr?" "what are brock landers' picks today?" etc
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  25. 09-20-12 10:03 AM #25
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    Brocker.......you seem like a genuinely nice guy. But, why the stories about being in your late 30's when you're clearly pushing 50 guy?
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  26. 09-20-12 10:16 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
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  27. 09-20-12 10:20 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Brocker.......you seem like a genuinely nice guy. But, why the stories about being in your late 30's when you're clearly pushing 50 guy?
    born in 1974 pal, you do the math
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  28. 09-20-12 10:24 AM #28
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    Brock's got more bitches than you have phalanges.
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  29. 09-20-12 10:26 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Brock's got more bitches than you have phalanges.
    exactly, we Hair Metal Rockers had more pussy at any given days in the 80s than some of you selftouchers will have in life
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  30. 09-20-12 10:28 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Seems more of a fade now

    Getting plastered weekly

    His bankroll just about empty

    JJ's loyalty is rock solid
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  31. 09-20-12 10:36 PM #31
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    What else you want to know guy?

    My dork size?
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  32. 09-20-12 10:41 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    What else you want to know guy?

    My dork size?
    Length and width please pal
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  33. 09-20-12 10:43 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    Length and width please pal
    8.2 inches, cut. no idea on girth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    8.2 inches, cut. no idea on girth
    STRONG stats.

    Rooster certified
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  35. 09-20-12 10:54 PM #35
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    I think you're missing the point

    His failures are what make him a legend
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