This includes the following:
No ghosts.
No warnings.
No infractions.
No posting on other gambling forums.
Never giving the moderators any lip.
Memorizing and sending each of the moderators birthday wishes via PM.
Wearing a T-shirt that says "SBR John is my Daddy" to all major social functions.
No silly goodbye speeches.
Masturbating with thoughts of Shari, Jonelyn, Blondie, Natalie, and no other women. Ever.
Realizing that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. (I'm assuming he's the first)