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    ttwarrior1
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    I have a date tonight


    52 year old teacher. She's hot as hell too, looks 35 whatever that means. She asked what i wanted to do and i said make out for about 3 hours. She then said dinner would be a good start and said lol with a wink.

    ok now a big question

    i can't remember how to have sex, eat pussy or anything.

    Do i need to buy some tiger whatever or enzyte, not sure i can even get hard.

    I got some ring around the dick going on from jerking so much.

    I have some expired L Arginine, but not sure if i should take it

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    Tt good luck buddy

    Post a pic of her

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    TT, first lets start with posting her picture here for us.


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    Good luck man, just be yourself

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    Just pound her out doggy and get some 69 in. I'm sure if she is 52 she will take over if you 69 her a little. Make sure you clean up before hand. Take some Molly or ecstasy if you need to get hard

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    TT you are one funny fukkin guy.

    Have a good time, you can just wink at it until your dik heals.

    No pressure.

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    Best post of the year TT.

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    Go get em TT

    Fuk her man

    I bet your a power fukker

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    Jerk off before your date. Try doing it without the piece of ham though as you would rather not have that fragrance lingering.

    If you can get hard to jerk off you should have no problem with Debbie. Go for the gold TT, I believe in you.

    Only thing you need to know about sex, jackhammer. Bend her over and go as hard and fast as you can for 30-45 seconds(or whatever you do). When done, push her down on bed and collapse on her in a giant ball of TT.

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    Is it a girl?

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    oh ive known her for a long time, its no pof thing

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    Saloon this lie please thx

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    ok ill post pic later, i think, wtf is molly,

    I might need to stop and store and buy some enhancer

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    omg i don't know wha to wear and my right big toe is all black

    black socks with black shoes and shorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    i can't remember how to have sex
    The day this happenes to me, somebody please shoot me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    oh ive known her for a long time, its no pof thing
    Guy, you've known her for a long time. She is 52, but looks 35, whatever that means. What the fkk do you mean?

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    no idea, don't leave for another hour, need to shave, shower, got my outfit i want to wear in the washer. Damn i got ben gay all over my hip , omg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    52 year old teacher. She's hot as hell too, looks 35 whatever that means. She asked what i wanted to do and i said make out for about 3 hours. She then said dinner would be a good start and said lol with a wink.

    ok now a big question

    i can't remember how to have sex, eat pussy or anything.

    Do i need to buy some tiger whatever or enzyte, not sure i can even get hard.

    I got some ring around the dick going on from jerking so much.

    I have some expired L Arginine, but not sure if i should take it

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    im not ashamed to admit that i laughed at that one , tt... nice job pal...shoot us some pics when you get in later

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    Tt get some naked pics of her. I'll give you 500 points if we get some sex pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no idea, don't leave for another hour, need to shave, shower, got my outfit i want to wear in the washer. Damn i got ben gay all over my hip , omg

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    TT we need pics of you dressed up in your outift pal

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    she's 52? can chicks that old still get wet?

    well at least she won't play games. don't eat too much both of you might fall asleep after dinner. gl pal

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    Just take a pill and try to be home with in 3hrs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    The day this happenes to me, somebody please shoot me.
    I second that motion

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    TT, where are you going to eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Guy, you've known her for a long time. She is 52, but looks 35, whatever that means. What the fkk do you mean?
    I'm assuming it's his carer.

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    tt don't forget the scopolamine & post pics

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    Toss that salad TT .

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Toss that salad TT .
    He won't get your meaning and he is scared of vegetables.

    The date is an expired crate of Little Debbie's his mommy bought him from the school district.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    He won't get your meaning and he is scared of vegetables.

    The date is an expired crate of Little Debbie's his mommy bought him from the school district.
    I know grits, funny that some people actually believe him.

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    U must of attended a recent family reunion?

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    unreal tt. how did the date go? did you insert?

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