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    Zeta Meets Hawley In Real Life Conversation

    Hawley meets Zeta for the first time. Then Zeta notices Hawley keeps saying arrogant stuff.

    Conversation would go.




    Hawley: I'm damn good looking and all the girls should want me.

    Zeta: (Gives him the weird look) And say cool lets head to the bar

    Hawley: Na man, I'm too good looking and too cool to go to the bar. Besides i got something more important to do

    Zeta: Like what

    Hawley: Something important man. (Lying out of his ass)

    Zeta: Then why the heck did we meet up. I thought we were going to meet up so we can meet some chicks

    Hawley: I'm good man. Besides i don't want all the girls flocking over me because I'm good looking

    Zeta: (Thoughts in his head.... Damn this dude is so full of himself and he is quite pale too) Fine whatever, good to meet you at least.



    Suddenly Zetas ex girlfriend, guy friend and 2 other girls comes by and Zeta is shocked and say hey what a coincidence.


    Then they all say heys how it going except Hawley who is standing there strangely looking at his clock


    Zeta: Hey hawley look my friends are here. Lets go now since theres 6 of us. We don't have to go in there like 2 guys with no girls.

    Hawley: Uhhh (Face is pale as hell)
    I gott too go bye. (Nervous ticks)

    Girl 1: Says to Zeta in a low tone voice before Hawley turns around and leaves. Why was your friend so silent and then left so fast?

    Zeta: I think he was nervous but he tells me all the girls think he really good looking

    Girl 1: (Bursting in laughter) Haha he's sooooo pale.

    Girl 2: Yea right, he doesn't even say a word. He's so shy.

    Girl 3: Yea he's weird. Kept mumbling when he was talking too. I couldn't even understand what he said until i heard bye.

    Zeta: Ha. Thats what someone else said about him too and thats the first time I met and I guess you all might be right. Anyways lets go everyone.




    As Hawley goes home, first thing he does is open his computer and google



    "How To Talk In A Group With Women".

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    Did you seriously go to all that effort? I must really be in your head.

    I can only imagine how long it took you to type given your learning disability and the fact you are very slow.

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    I already told you many times that user isn't me. You already got caught stalking me by googling by username since i seen you done this i told you many times that username on windows forum isn't me.


    What a pathological liar. And you already lied previously about not playing xbox earlier. Seriously... stop lying when you alrady got caught

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    You in my head? I created a thread about you earlier and the first thing you did was sneakily bump a previous thread you created on the saloon forum instead of posting right on the thread i created.


    You are one feisty pale fella aren't you?


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    This thread went down well. Look at everyone flocking to laugh at your attempted joke

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    Hawley why lie earlier about denying playing xbox?? Explain that part. Oh wait, you going to not talk about this topic since that lie got caught.


    Not only are you some sick stalker who stalked the wrong person on a windows forum, but you are a pathological liar.

    In case you don't know... being a pathological lair is a symptom of someone who no social skills.

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    Thread got salooned already


    I got buried here

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    You're probably so happy this thread got salooned. You don't want this thread to be shown on players talk because you don't want to be embarrassed which is another symptom of someone which no social skills.

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    Get off your xbox and learn some social skills Hawley.



    Do you want to be in that same situation with Zeta and then not know how to act normal?

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    Fail

    Didnt read that crap

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    Definite fail.

    Dynamite got run off the board by Hawley when he last posted about 6 months ago. (check the post history. When Hawley buried him, Dynashite quit)

    He comes back and it will happen again.

    Dyamite - stick to going after guys in your league, like No Coincidences.
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    seriously,

    how can you get this pathetic?

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    Guy picks on us kids all the time so one can only he is quite a bit older.

    Can you honestly believe an adult bothered to write that crap? That is attempted humour of a 14 year old and it failed miserably.

    If I was dynamite I would be thankful this did get salooned to minimize his burial in starting such a shit thread.

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    Dynamite is hung up on this one conversation he semi recalls from SBRchat with Rod.

    Dynamite it was Playstation not Xbox and we were talking about Call of Duty coming out not Halo.

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    Bump.


    Great thread champ. One of your finest.

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    gone already

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    dynamite is a fukkin peanut, not funny never.

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