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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    Israeli women are hot. met several in my life and all have been smoking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    enough of this Shari crap. If she wanted you, she'd be with you. Obviously, that' not the story if you're making a video like this.
    jj READ THIS

    yes will2survive SHOULD BE A COUNCELER!

    jj i understand pal i am in the same boat your just lonely and low self-esteem and it sucks because girls say "humor is the most important thing" so then your like ok great i'll just learn how to be funny and then get chicks and then you learn how to be funny but then find out it is a lie and that what really matters is money and confidence and body and hair

    jj you dont love shari and anyway you will never get her at this point pal

    jj you should come to costa rica and we can cruise for chicks here hey maybe they would like us who knows

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    profane reality you're correct, the u.s. has done the same thing

    this land belongs to the native americans

    but at least we were upfront and honest about it, we didn't say we were "at war" with native americans while we stole their land and killed their buffalo. it's not a war when you have guns and they have rocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameismud View Post
    Israeli women are hot. met several in my life and all have been smoking.
    yeah no shit

    and they like to kiss each other (:49 mark is good)

    lucky israeli jews like illini, they have all the money AND their women look like that


    wish i was one of the chosen ones, shit even someone that looks like jj probably gets women like that just for being jewish.

    happy bar mitzvah, here's your $10 million and cute girls kissing each other

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    jj READ THIS

    yes will2survive SHOULD BE A COUNCELER!

    jj i understand pal i am in the same boat your just lonely and low self-esteem and it sucks because girls say "humor is the most important thing" so then your like ok great i'll just learn how to be funny and then get chicks and then you learn how to be funny but then find out it is a lie and that what really matters is money and confidence and body and hair

    jj you dont love shari and anyway you will never get her at this point pal

    jj you should come to costa rica and we can cruise for chicks here hey maybe they would like us who knows
    You can be the funniest guy in the world and chicks do not care because of this

    I am over weight, bald and a 2.5 rooster

    How the fuk would a girl did that??

    Common now

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    Gold, I thought you did not wear the hair piece in the sun?

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    I was out at a function and stopped at this farm to try and find myself
    Never leave house if I have to meet people at a diner or function of some sort
    If 77 guys at the place ...77 all have hair
    I would look like a fukkin dick bald and be made fun of


    Yes usually no rug in sun

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was out at a function and stopped at this farm to try and find myself
    Never leave house if I have to meet people at a diner or function of some sort
    If 77 guys at the place ...77 all have hair
    I would look like a fukkin dick bald and be made fun of


    Yes usually no rug in sun
    Well yeah, that makes sense.

    What was the function?

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    This video is nothing , I had to drive through Trenton and I actually saw a baboon selling newspapers.

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