1. 07-08-12 07:09 PM #1
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    Got my ass beat by my neighbor last night

    I flipped him the bird while walking in from the bars. He ran out of his house and cracked me in the face. Jaw feels like its broken, leg bloody. Guy was pummeling the back of my head. My girl had to scream she was calling the cops before he stopped hitting me.
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  2. 07-08-12 07:13 PM #2
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    Griz you Pussy!! Did you guys have bad blood?
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  3. 07-08-12 07:14 PM #3
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    Fukk him up Griz!!!!!!!
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  4. 07-08-12 07:16 PM #4
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    lawsuite time.

    seriously though make him come over with a 30 pack next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be ccol
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  5. 07-08-12 07:18 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    Griz you Pussy!! Did you guys have bad blood?
    Never saw the guy before. Pretty sure he just moved in. Must be some badass, I was big dog of the building until last night.
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  6. 07-08-12 07:19 PM #6
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    if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
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  7. 07-08-12 07:20 PM #7
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    lawsuite time.

    seriously though make him come over with a 30 pack next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be ccol
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  8. 07-08-12 07:22 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    seriously though make him come over you with a 30-inch rain arching jizz blast next weekend and talk bitches and you'll be his bitch in no time
    fixed
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  9. 07-08-12 07:22 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
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  10. 07-08-12 07:22 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    if your neighbor is even just average looking chances are your girl is gonna get fuked by him very soon
    Should I retaliate? I was thinking about waiting in the bushes until he goes to work, then dumping coffee on his suit
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  11. 07-08-12 07:24 PM #11
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  13. 07-08-12 07:36 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Should I retaliate? I was thinking about waiting in the bushes until he goes to work, then dumping coffee on his suit
    just ask your girl if you can watch her get nailed by him atleast possibly double team if your'e lucky
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  14. 07-08-12 08:56 PM #14
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    The next time your girlfriend rubs one out she's be thinking of him. You were emasculated in front of her. She'll never love you again. Fuk her one last time and kick the bitch to the curb.
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  15. 07-09-12 01:50 PM #15
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    Still seeing stars
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  16. 07-09-12 02:00 PM #16
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    Thread already has me rolling
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  17. 07-09-12 02:23 PM #17
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    Griz..........you owe me 50 points you fat fukk!
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  18. 07-09-12 03:29 PM #18
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    Wait til your neighbour gets home from summer school and beat the kid....
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  19. 07-09-12 06:18 PM #19
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    i would just tell his parents.. i am sure they will probably ground him for a week or two ...

    if not.. go talk to his baseball coach... they are usually the role model when the parents aren't
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    and he just moved in? I guess its time for you to move out
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    Call a fukkin cop and sue his ass
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  22. 07-09-12 07:50 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Call a fukkin cop and sue his ass
    fukkin snitch ...
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  23. 07-10-12 12:29 AM #23
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    I would try to fukk his girl to pass him my herpes.
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  24. 07-10-12 04:03 AM #24
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    Go to shake his hand, like all conciliatory and shit, but have one of those vibrating joy buzzers in your palm.
    That'll have him thinking twice bout messin w/you again.
    Hope it works better for u than me.
    I tried it on our local Rabbi. He kicked the ever loving shit out of me in front of a dozen 10 year old school kids, who just were going apeshit cheering him on.

    Not my finest moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by princecharles View Post
    Go to shake his hand, like all conciliatory and shit, but have one of those vibrating joy buzzers in your palm.
    That'll have him thinking twice bout messin w/you again.
    Hope it works better for u than me.
    I tried it on our local Rabbi. He kicked the ever loving shit out of me in front of a dozen 10 year old school kids, who just were going apeshit cheering him on.

    Not my finest moment.
    I think that the christian brothers would have whooped on the rabbi....these guys took pleasure in torture.
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  26. 07-10-12 02:25 PM #26
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    have you talked to his parents yet? i think this kid needs a time out
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  27. 07-10-12 08:07 PM #27
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    What were you doing flipping the bird to your neighbour. call it a divine lesson. Keep your obsenities in the forum

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