[JMobile]

The Superbowl is over. I can't bet on the NBA because I suck. Still waiting for the MLB opening day. As of right now, I'm waiting for good things to happen. Don't pay attention to all these SBR degens in here. They are irrelevant to this proposal. Most of them don't know what it feels like to carry a heart. To them, being on top of the world is making large bets, but win or lose, they still can't find happiness. Life is about living and sharing it with someone who knows they care. I care. I don't want to be on top of the world if your not there with me. I don't want to be just some other guy who shows up to the door step of your life and stumbles with nothing to say. Shari, I'm listening to my heart because eventhough it's on my left side I know it's always right. I'm not asking you to tie the knot with me in this cruel and twisted world, I'm just asking to say Yes for just one day. I know I will get laughed at here at SBR, but I don't care how much embarrassment I have to go through. All I want to know is if I can get through your heart. I'm nothing special, I know, but just like a book; you won't find a happy ending when you get to the end of the book. So I am asking you, in this short life, would you want to be my eValentines for just one day? All you have to do is say Yes because all I want is Shari, for ever, you and me, every day.

For your time;

[JMobile]

[Smoke]

[Marginalis]

[Scorpion]

you cant get any from shari

jj tried and failed

[jjgold]

Mobile back off her NOW

I cannot believe I missed this thread

Mobile you do not want a problem with me..see my mafia thread

[YouMama]

[shari91]

Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
One only wishes betpoints paid rent

Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

This thread is adorable and you are too
But I must depart now to visit my loo

xo

[King Mayan]

She loves You jmobile..

So sweet.

[Smoke]

Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
One only wishes betpoints paid rent

Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

This thread is adorable and you are too
But I must depart now to visit my loo

xo

Shari are you pregnant?

[shari91]

Shari are you pregnant?

lol hell no

I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone

[sickler]

lol hell no

I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone

Good call. Had it done when I was younger in the hospital (too much of a drug in my system)....they gave me charcoal. I think the nurse got some satisfaction out of watching me afterwards (that'll teach the druggy)

[Smoke]

lol hell no

I thought it was a dodgy Iced Coffee until I finally went to the hospital... turned out the Dentist gave me an antibiotic that's a derivative of penicillin which I'm severely allergic to. So I had the option of getting my stomach pumped (umm no) or just passing it through my system. Which I've been doing for like 4 days. This is the most coherent I've been for a 2hr stretch in ages. Bloody wouldn't wish this on anyone

Oh ok.. my bad... Get well soon

[opie1988]

Shari are you pregnant?

Uhhhh.....damn sure hope not! She assured me this wasn't something I should worry about.

[shari91]

Oh ok.. my bad... Get well soon

Thanks darling but it's all good. Just one of those things... could've been a hell of a lot worse if I'd taken those pills for a few more days. Lucky girl yet again

[shari91]

Uhhhh.....damn sure hope not! She assured me this wasn't something I should worry about.

some fish just want to swim... fortunately this time your boys hit the ice fishing capital of the world

[minet123]

What you need is a big spoon full of Vegemite
just crack the lid of the jar and the smell will get anything left in your stomach out
than follow up with 2 big shots of vodka to kill any remaining germs

[freeVICK]

Back off guys Shari is mine. Hope you feel better baby. Xoxo

[betplom]

[CarpeDime]

no shari be my evalentimes instead

i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

well think about it

[RealSlimShady]

Lol...look at all the sorry clowns like JJ and Loshak lining up to be Shari's eValentine!

[CarpeDime]

Lol...look at all the sorry clowns like JJ and Loshak lining up to be Shari's eValentine!

numbers game pal

why not take a shot? takes just a few seconds to post in this thread and take a shot

numbers game

[RealSlimShady]

numbers game pal

why not take a shot? takes just a few seconds to post in this thread and take a shot

numbers game

Haha...ok. Hey Shari, will you be my eValentine?

[gregm]

no shari be my evalentimes instead

i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

well think about it

What guys will do around valentines day to be with a great lady. "No matter how long it goes on for". Thats the spirit. LOL

[shari91]

no shari be my evalentimes instead

i will do things that other guys will not like for instance tell you that i love you as well as little things like ask how youre day went and listen to all youre bullsh*t no matter how long it goes on for

will also buy cards and chocolates from an exclusive chocolate shop (i admit i got that move from jj) and also many guys will not "cuddle" but that is a womans favorite thing and i will do that as well

well think about it

This is what I'd like:

6 medium wings with blue cheese

6 honey wings

probably 6 Canadian beer and then like 2 Yankee ones to make the Americans I'm with feel ok

a DiGiorno veg pizza

carrots and celery with ranch dressing

those little bagel pizza things

Champagne + vodka + pineapple

Clamato

that tough meat that hurts your teeth that tastes sweet... like leather... wtf is that called???? like jerk strips or something?

that lemonade drink/booze for after i spew (again)

love you Peter - no talking, no cuddling, no nothing

pay me bitch xo

[WvGambler]

I just spoooged

[JMobile]

Hey JMobile, sorry for my slow reply
I've been puking every hour and that's no lie

I just ruined two laptops thanks to water and spew
So I'm not sure I really deserve an e-valentine like you

But if I've finally moved an inch when the 14th hits
And you can hide in a closet so your woman doesn't s**t

I'll call you on Skype so we can have a chat
and i'll try to hide my pukey hair under a hat

You have to keep it quiet though because a few are crazy
Just dream up nonsense because their brains are hazy

Lack of air? Lack of contact? Lack of common sense
One only wishes betpoints paid rent

Then I wouldn't worry about some of these guys
Nutty, delusional and I assume a bit high

This thread is adorable and you are too
But I must depart now to visit my loo

xo

I had an Epiphany and it was Shari. Since the time I posted this, I had a real life personal disaster but it was for the good in the long run. I wouldn't mind trying to communicate though just to chat over skype. Hopefully whenever there is a time and place to rekindle this promising thread.

JJ, U Mad?

[stevek173]

I like it a lot.

J an old boss of mine once told me "never be afraid to reach for the last slice of pizza"

This is the truth in life. If you want something, go after it.

I'm in your corner on this any way I can be.

Valentines Day 2012 is Shari and JMobile.

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Shari,

I call dibs at the SBR bash. These schmucks can have you on V-Day.

[BGS 9.5]

creepy.com

[jjgold]

I had an Epiphany and it was Shari. Since the time I posted this, I had a real life personal disaster but it was for the good in the long run. I wouldn't mind trying to communicate though just to chat over skype. Hopefully whenever there is a time and place to rekindle this promising thread.

JJ, U Mad?

No we broke up about 1 month ago, she went nuts on me

I wrote in a thread I would taunt her little boy at a sporting event if he was up at bat. I basically said if I was dating a girl with a child and we went to his game and Shari's kid was on the other team I would have to throw grapes at her little boy in the outfield and call him names like he will never be good. The point was I would have to be loyal to the girl I was fukkin.

Shari went crazy on me and we have not talked since

[CarpeDime]

No we broke up about 1 month ago, she went nuts on me

I wrote in a thread I would taunt her little boy at a sporting event if he was up at bat. I basically said if I was dating a girl with a child and we went to his game and Shari's kid was on the other team I would have to throw grapes at her little boy in the outfield and call him names like he will never be good. The point was I would have to be loyal to the girl I was fukkin.

Shari went crazy on me and we have not talked since

hm she sounds maybe a little unstable

she seems sexy and also +EV in tennis so obviously those are too huge plusses but maybe its not worth it is shes too crazy?

jj is it worth it or if you heard she had a new boyfriend would you feel bad for the guy?

[jjgold]

I have no idea..I caught her a few times on phone and heard a guys voice in the background and was not mad

She actually was fukkin some trainer a while back that was like 70 no lie

Carper I am more worried about paying bookies right now and need to win

[BeatTheJerk]

What a f u c k i n g mindnumbing fool for this guy to even fathom this idea.

[stevek173]

She's worth her salt in poker too apparently.

Gold, not sure about the grapes man - what if it hits him in the eye? Then you're the big bad guy.

Sure you might make ESPN's not top 10 people eat that shit up but man I would worry about you in that parking lot after the game.