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    Deuce
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    Valentines Day Intinerary...

    Intinerary as follows...

    Woke up 9am.

    Work

    Text this broad who aske me to be her fukkin valentine.

    Eat some fukkin coneys.

    515pm take a nap on new Egyptian cotton bed set.

    645pm place wagers.

    730pm watch Red Wings game

    9pm play in beer league hockey game

    1030pm jerk off

    11pm watch NHL network

    1am go to sleep.


    Typical fukkin Tuesday. Whore shit "holiday".
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    Still changing tires.?
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    Substitute jerk off with bone broad who asked to be my Valentine and you'd already have a better year than last.

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    sounds likes a good day to me.

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    way too much time wasted on work on that itinerary

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    opie1988
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    "Woke up 9am"

    The fukk?

    What are you.....14?

    You think you make partner at a big firm by rolling out of bed at 9??

    I've typically been at the office for 3 hours by then.

    Get your fat ass out of bed, you lazy fukk.

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    Deuce, you crack me up pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    "Woke up 9am"

    The fukk?

    What are you.....14?

    You think you make partner at a big firm by rolling out of bed at 9??

    I've typically been at the office for 3 hours by then.

    Get your fat ass out of bed, you lazy fukk.
    I was up late doing a research paper, you fukk.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I was up late doing a research paper, you fukk.
    Email it to me to proof, please.

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    Picked some fukkin figs, took a deuce and double-wiped my ass, drank some PBR's, doing some tax returns

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Email it to me to proof, please.
    On iPhone, not with me, Ace.

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