[jjgold]

Stevey fuk the women
Not worth the headache

If your in the mood just pay for it and have zero complications

The term Sweetie is also used a lot by hookers and actually might be their number 1 term

[THE PROFIT]

JJ is a specialist on hooker lingo

[Jule]

I am tempted to agree with Sunde a bit here, but in order to make sure if she really is not interested you need to talk to her. Now, AC or no AC, rich or poor...if she cares about that you don't want to be with her anyway (or at least so I hope). I think it is attractive if a man shows simply he is interested without beating around the bush. Just walk up to her (without buying anything, those are the small details that impress) and say something like,
"Hey, can I get you a coffee/do you want to have coffee (don't take her out to a lame dinner right away) when you are on break again?"
If she says "Sure, why not?" (she probably will act aloof to feel like she is in power), you give her your most charming smile and walk away again (after finding out when her break would be or when she would have coffee with you). Then you have her out of her work environment and she can get to know you. I think being a bit direct is better than talking about the weather (sorry, I know you did not think of anything better quickly). Be confident. Don't look like you don't know what you are doing even if you feel that way.

[THE PROFIT]

I don't know, Jule. That sounds time consuming. Us men just don't have that kind of time on our hands now, football season is less than a month away. Maybe the approach I used in the Bennigans might be best here

[Jule]

tststs, Mr. Profit, I hope the poster of this thread listens to ME and not to YOU! Yes, it is time consuming; however, if the woman is worth, it it should be time consuming. Imagine a scale: football season versus the possibility of ...hmmm....fill in the blank here ...If football outweighs, then you will be on the sofa, sipping on a beer, eating chips (the ones that are shaped like little bowls) and dip, alone. And this is fine, I have no problem with that. I enjoy my alone-time as well (just with the difference that I drink cheap port or wine instead of beer and enjoy some sushi instead of the chips and watch a silly German soap opera instead of the game).

Who cares about football anyway? (Wow, did I just say that on this forum? Maybe I am just still sad that soccer is over for now...)

[THE PROFIT]

Jule, I have to lock the door & turn off the phone to keep women away!

[xyzky]

She really liked me & I knew I was gonna get some of that no questions asked. But later that night I got drunk & forced her to blow me in a Bennigans restroom!

That's better than getting laid!!

[THE PROFIT]

That's better than getting laid!!

true, but if played right it could have been residual

[THE PROFIT]

but then again, I've never been into fukin the same chik more than 2 or 3 times. What's the point?

[brooks85]

you never the **** the same chick 3 times, it is against the rules

[THE PROFIT]

unless you plan on marrying them, but marrying them breaks ALL the rules

[Jule]

Profit...locking the door to keep women away from you? I am not surprised at all. I bet hot women (of course, dressed in a Victoria's Secret bikini and nails all done) are waiting in your front yard right now and hope to catch a glimpse of you while you fetch the morning paper! It must be hard (NO pun intended) living your life (Big grin here).

[Jule]

you never the **** the same chick 3 times, it is against the rules

ahhh...such a youthful spirit
...trust me, you will change your mind.

[Gary Busey]

Look behind the counter and see if she has on clear heels..........if she does...........you're in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THE PROFIT]

Profit...locking the door to keep women away from you? I am not surprised at all. I bet hot women (of course, dressed in a Victoria's Secret bikini and nails all done) are waiting in your front yard right now and hope to catch a glimpse of you while you fetch the morning paper! It must be hard (NO pun intended) living your life (Big grin here).

someone has to do it

[ProfaneReality]

when its employee/customer conversation sweeties and hun are negated, nothing behind it.

next time you are in there ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fukk.... if she laughs, you are in... if she says no... you say "what...u dont like pizza? "

[Holtgetsback]

Stevey fuk the women Not worth the headache If your in the mood just pay for it and have zero complications The term Sweetie is also used a lot by hookers and actually might be their number 1 term

so true. listen to your elders kids.

if online though the number 1 term is bb (short for baby)

[eidolon]

she was working the corner, as wondering if you wanted some business.

[Boner_18]

I used to manage a convenience store and the dudes that stopped in to talk to the good looking/flirtatious female clerks were quickly regarded as real creeps. If you hang around much longer than the transaction takes you are likewise a total creep. The regulars at convenience stores are the people we made fun of every day. Being polite, flirtation, conversational, etc. is the name of the game, it gets you through the day.

Your best bet is to hope to catch her at a local watering hole and to buy her a drink there. Take the conditions out of the situation, kinda like eliminating variables in a science experiment.

[SargeantHooker]

Had an exchange with pretty cute girl today in convenience store.

After being in a relationship that spans nearly decade I honestly have no idea on "signals" so advice is welcome.

I am walking back form the basketball court and I am a sweaty mess with rum probably coming out of my pores.

She is sitting on the curb smoking.

I open with "Boy this heat huh"

She follows me in with "I know right"

I get some water.

She gives me a "Will there be anything else sweetie"

Now when it comes to the term "sweetie" I there are 3 likely scenarios:

-Older women saying it as a habit

-Younger women saying it to be flirty

-Anyone saying it to be nice

I took it to be the 3rd.

I bounce back with "Yeah you can put an air conditioner in my place"

She gives me a small smile, I chuckle.

On my way home I realized I basically told her that I am poor by saying that.

I think she realized that you are poor because you were hitting on the cashier at a convenience store.

[stevek173]

Thank you all so much for the help I will keep you posted on my journeys.

[THE PROFIT]

when its employee/customer conversation sweeties and hun are negated, nothing behind it.

next time you are in there ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fukk.... if she laughs, you are in... if she says no... you say "what...u dont like pizza? "

This works!

I used this on a complete stranger at a bar one time, we talked for about 5 minutes and I said, so are we gonna stand here all night or do you wanna go get a steak & fuk? Her eyes got real big & she stuttered & said "NO!" I said "You don't look like a vegetarian to me but that's fine, lets go!" I started walking towards the door & she followed me. We dated for several months

[keyboarding]

Your best bet is to hope to catch her at a local watering hole and to buy her a drink there. Take the conditions out of the situation, kinda like eliminating variables in a science experiment.

Well said. It's all about catalysts.

I think she realized that you are poor because you were hitting on the cashier at a convenience store.

I used this on a complete stranger at a bar one time, we talked for about 5 minutes and I said, so are we gonna stand here all night or do you wanna go get a steak & fuk? Her eyes got real big & she stuttered & said "NO!" I said "You don't look like a vegetarian to me but that's fine, lets go!" I started walking towards the door & she followed me. We dated for several months

Nicely done.

[poochiecollins]

Jule, I have to lock the door & turn off the phone to keep women away!

Profit...locking the door to keep women away from you? I am not surprised at all. I bet hot women (of course, dressed in a Victoria's Secret bikini and nails all done) are waiting in your front yard right now and hope to catch a glimpse of you while you fetch the morning paper!

My arrangement with my groupies is they have access to a door leading to my bedroom closet. The idea is that they come out of my closet and tell me how they're going to make all my dreams come true.

It must be hard (NO pun intended)

Aww, you felt the need for a disclaimer? I couldn't have had something to do with that, hmm?

[Fieldysnuts44]

Was Silent Bob with you? I guess sweetie is better than Snowball.

[PAULYPOKER]

She really liked me & I knew I was gonna get some of that no questions asked. But later that night I got drunk & forced her to blow me in a Bennigans restroom!

So this is why Pro has not been around,I think I actually saw this on an nightmare next door episode.......

[Inkwell77]

This works!

I used this on a complete stranger at a bar one time, we talked for about 5 minutes and I said, so are we gonna stand here all night or do you wanna go get a steak & fuk? Her eyes got real big & she stuttered & said "NO!" I said "You don't look like a vegetarian to me but that's fine, lets go!" I started walking towards the door & she followed me. We dated for several months

[mathdotcom]

Had an exchange with pretty cute girl today in convenience store.

After being in a relationship that spans nearly decade I honestly have no idea on "signals" so advice is welcome.

I am walking back form the basketball court and I am a sweaty mess with rum probably coming out of my pores.

She is sitting on the curb smoking.

I open with "Boy this heat huh"

She follows me in with "I know right"

I get some water.

She gives me a "Will there be anything else sweetie"

Now when it comes to the term "sweetie" I there are 3 likely scenarios:

-Older women saying it as a habit

-Younger women saying it to be flirty

-Anyone saying it to be nice

I took it to be the 3rd.

I bounce back with "Yeah you can put an air conditioner in my place"

She gives me a small smile, I chuckle.

On my way home I realized I basically told her that I am poor by saying that.

Laughed out loud at this

Go back and buy a bunch of Magnums

[dj_destroyer]

I honestly wish I could have a setup like from 'Keys to the VIP' where I had mics and cameras secretly following me. I would teach you all a lesson on picking up... I'm a big rig when it comes to wheeling.

[thetrinity]

why do all these old threads that get dug up seem epic and the normal shit on here is 24/7 lame.

[bradthebloke]

so did ya hit it?