1. 01-26-12 12:55 PM #1
    Deuce
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    Stomach flu is brutal this year...

    Pissing out my ass now for 48 hours straight. Doc tells me I need to come in for an I.V. Drinking fukkin pedialyte, ass is so chapped using baby wipes. Fukkin hell.

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  2. 01-26-12 12:57 PM #2
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    very contagious too like 9 people at my work have had it in the last week
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  3. 01-26-12 12:58 PM #3
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    Maybe you will get under 445lb because of this always look at the positives my brotha.
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  4. 01-26-12 01:01 PM #4
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    I swear I dropped 2 pounds about an hour ago after shitting went from 173 to 171
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  5. 01-26-12 01:03 PM #5
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    pick up some imodium
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  6. 01-26-12 01:05 PM #6
    Deuce
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  7. 01-26-12 01:09 PM #7
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    Rub some of this on your a-hole

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  8. 01-26-12 01:13 PM #8
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    Go to store and buy "butt paste". That's the actual name. It's in the baby aisle.

    You're welcome
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  9. 01-26-12 01:33 PM #9
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    yes i have to use that butt paste shit on my daughter. works in a day. like there wasn't a chapped ass at all.
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  10. 01-26-12 01:33 PM #10
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    a few people i know are sick also. i hope i don't get that shit.
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  11. 01-26-12 01:35 PM #11
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    Can we not have anymore pics ITT I don't like where we are headed.
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  12. 01-26-12 01:37 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by byronbb View Post
    Can we not have anymore pics ITT I don't like where we are headed.

    I will not be posting pictures of fecal matter or my hairy chapped asshole. All is well. I am not ttwarrior.
    Last edited by Deuce; 01-26-12 at 01:41 PM.
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  13. 01-26-12 01:38 PM #13
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    Hang in there Deuce

    One thing I do not like is a poster not feeling well
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  14. 01-26-12 01:47 PM #14
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    nothing worse than a stinging touchhole feel better boss.
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  15. 01-26-12 02:01 PM #15
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    Drink your oj
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  16. 01-26-12 02:18 PM #16
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    I got the shot
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  17. 01-26-12 02:23 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hang in there Deuce One thing I do not like is a poster not feeling well
    Thanks, pal. GL with the mafia gig.
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  18. 01-26-12 02:55 PM #18
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    I lost 13 pounds when i had it. Kept off 7 of those.
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  19. 01-26-12 02:57 PM #19
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  20. 01-26-12 03:31 PM #20
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    Had it once the week before thanksgiving, and again last week. Brutal indeed. Only thing that made me keep water down was a little THC. True medicinal use.
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  21. 01-26-12 03:45 PM #21
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    Chapped ass is the worse
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  22. 01-27-12 03:10 AM #22
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    butt paste? I'm gonna start looking for that in advance
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  23. 01-27-12 09:17 AM #23
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    take elderberry
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