1. #1
    ronald
    ronald's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-31-05
    Posts: 4,918
    Betpoints: 8459

    So you're making out with the hottest chick in the world....

    ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.

  2. #2
    warriorfan707
    SBR Poster of the Milennium
    warriorfan707's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-29-08
    Posts: 13,698


  3. #3
    Irish Lumberjack
    Irish Lumberjack's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-04-07
    Posts: 2,086
    Betpoints: 2332

    wow

  4. #4
    freeVICK
    freeVICK's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-21-08
    Posts: 7,114
    Betpoints: 6501

    fck that i will never touch another rooster in my life

  5. #5
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    if you keep goin youre gay.

    never seen the maury show when he brings out those transvestites and real chicks and the crowd has to guess which ones are real women. its pretty disgusting how wrong people are so often.

    it wouldnt be the hottest girl in the world because it is a guy. your question itself is contradictory.

  6. #6
    AMBlai01
    SBR Resident Drunk
    AMBlai01's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-16-08
    Posts: 5,882
    Betpoints: 2152

    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.
    you know how I know you're gay?????

  7. #7
    ronald
    ronald's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-31-05
    Posts: 4,918
    Betpoints: 8459

    Would actually appreciate a video from Corbin on this topic.

  8. #8
    mlb
    mlb's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-04-09
    Posts: 10,509
    Betpoints: 12779

    Hahahaha u dirty mother... I would probably deck him in the face!

  9. #9
    GatorTD
    GatorTD's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-12-10
    Posts: 453
    Betpoints: 36

    Sounds like a trap to me.

  10. #10
    TheLock
    TheLock's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-06-08
    Posts: 14,429
    Betpoints: 7931

    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

    It's a rooster. What are you going to do, suck it?

  11. #11
    Irish Lumberjack
    Irish Lumberjack's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-04-07
    Posts: 2,086
    Betpoints: 2332

    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    fck that i will never touch another rooster in my life
    oh shit good one Vick

  12. #12
    Deuce
    Eddie Mush
    Deuce's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-08
    Posts: 29,843
    Betpoints: 3519

    Corbin would fukk her still.

  13. #13
    Masu485
    Masu485's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-14-08
    Posts: 7,700
    Betpoints: 12813

    easy to tell women from trannies. just look at their hands. 86% of women have longer index fingers than ring fingers. The other 14% are either lesbo or look like men.

  14. #14
    minet123
    Is JJ a Higher Power ?
    minet123's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-17-07
    Posts: 10,280
    Betpoints: 3753


  15. #15
    podunk
    podunk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-12-09
    Posts: 3,455

    Quote Originally Posted by GatorTD View Post
    Sounds like a trap to me.


  16. #16
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

    It's a rooster. What are you going to do, suck it?
    just curious?

  17. #17
    13th Inning
    13th Inning's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-05-08
    Posts: 878
    Betpoints: 2282

    Well, if she's got a "regulation size" prick, that means it's way bigger than mine, so I'd probably get all weird and embarrassed.
    Then I'd break a fukkin lamp over her head, kick her out the door, and go cry alone in the dark.

  18. #18
    tltaylor89
    FVn=S(1+c)n
    tltaylor89's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-19-09
    Posts: 19,610

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what?

    It's a rooster. What are you going to do, suck it?

  19. #19
    dodger33
    Kershnasty
    dodger33's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-14-09
    Posts: 3,962
    Betpoints: 244

    Does she have a nice rack??

  20. #20
    JohnAnthony
    JohnAnthony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-30-09
    Posts: 5,110
    Betpoints: 12

    Will kick out of house.

  21. #21
    eidolon
    USA
    eidolon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-02-08
    Posts: 9,531
    Betpoints: 15766

    I would blindfold heirm and then go get a knife and slice that shit off with the balls, and then cut myself a slit in the sack; and say "there, now you are a ****ing girl"

  22. #22
    13th Inning
    13th Inning's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-05-08
    Posts: 878
    Betpoints: 2282

    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    I would blindfold heirm and then go get a knife and slice that shit off with the balls, and then cut myself a slit in the sack; and say "there, now you are a ****ing girl"

  23. #23
    BestPlay2day
    BestPlay2day's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-25-08
    Posts: 5,794
    Betpoints: 5087

    If your dick doesn't immediately go limp, you're gay. Most guys I would believe a penis is a deal breaker.

  24. #24
    mdemps9190
    mdemps9190's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-08-07
    Posts: 1,957
    Betpoints: 7237

    never..ever...ever

  25. #25
    konck
    Listen the toilet is flushing
    konck's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-17-06
    Posts: 12,551
    Betpoints: 2311

    1) if you don't stop ....stop thinking your not gay
    2) if you arent gay his nose is bleeding

  26. #26
    keyboarding
    SBR's Respected Garbage
    keyboarding's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-30-09
    Posts: 6,817
    Betpoints: 972

    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    ronald you say you would "keep going" but keep going to what? It's a rooster. What are you going to do, suck it?
    Quote Originally Posted by 13th Inning View Post
    Well, if she's got a "regulation size" prick, that means it's way bigger than mine, so I'd probably get all weird and embarrassed. Then I'd break a fukkin lamp over her head, kick her out the door, and go cry alone in the dark.

  27. #27
    JohnAnthony
    JohnAnthony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-30-09
    Posts: 5,110
    Betpoints: 12

    Why are we still referring to HIM as a HER??!

  28. #28
    Tree Rollins
    Tree Rollins's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-16-09
    Posts: 3,968
    Betpoints: 1029

    I would punch it in the face and run.

  29. #29
    ronald
    ronald's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-31-05
    Posts: 4,918
    Betpoints: 8459

    Yes, this 11 out of 10 is a woman in every other way. Great rack, cute southern belle accent, etc. Everything you could ask for in a woman, except she has a prick.

  30. #30
    JohnAnthony
    JohnAnthony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-30-09
    Posts: 5,110
    Betpoints: 12

    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Yes, this 11 out of 10 is a woman in every other way. Great rack, cute southern belle accent, etc. Everything you could ask for in a woman, except she has a prick.
    Do you like to drink pee as well?

  31. #31
    ronald
    ronald's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-31-05
    Posts: 4,918
    Betpoints: 8459

    You guys aren't being reasonable here. Think Britney Spears circa 1999. Think Taylor Swift. Think Kristen Bell.

    Come on guys, I saw the pics from the Bash and some of the "women" that y'all do.

  32. #32
    Regul8er
    Wordd
    Regul8er's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-06-07
    Posts: 10,666
    Betpoints: 4101

    This post is amazing. ronald, I say go for it buddy. Loob up and let "her" go at it pal.

  33. #33
    JohnAnthony
    JohnAnthony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-30-09
    Posts: 5,110
    Betpoints: 12

    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    You guys aren't being reasonable here. Think Britney Spears circa 1999. Think Taylor Swift. Think Kristen Bell. Come on guys, I saw the pics from the Bash and some of the "women" that y'all do.
    But SHE'S NOT A FEMALE. THAT'S A GUY. YOU'RE ****ING A MATURED BOY.

  34. #34
    Regul8er
    Wordd
    Regul8er's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-06-07
    Posts: 10,666
    Betpoints: 4101

    Dont listen to em Ronald...........if this is the hottest girl in the world like you say, just enjoy the experience.

  35. #35
    RealSlimShady
    RealSlimShady's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-07
    Posts: 6,249
    Betpoints: 11489

    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Would actually appreciate a video from Corbin on this topic.


    This would be Corbin's response : "I don't see a problem at all!"


123 Last
Top