1. 02-22-10 07:50 PM #36
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    Yeah we need JJ's comment in this via a video, with a valid explanation.
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  2. 02-22-10 07:53 PM #37
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    its funny you mention this

    jj brought this up at his GAMBLERS BREAKFAST, while he was playing spike the rooster
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  3. 02-22-10 08:21 PM #38
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    that is why i always get blown before i touch 'her' down there

    because once you find out the bad news it is not possible to enjoy it as much anymore
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  4. 02-22-10 08:29 PM #39
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    Tell him/her to finish the last of the surgical procedures and come back to you in a few months.

    These women/men are a dime a dozen in vegas.
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  5. 02-22-10 08:33 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    that is why i always get blown before i touch 'her' down there

    because once you find out the bad news it is not possible to enjoy it as much anymore


    Mathy, if you look anything like your avatar, I'd bet that your dry spell of not being with a girl is longer than JJ's streak.
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  6. 02-22-10 08:36 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Mathy, if you look anything like your avatar, I'd bet that your dry spell of not being with a girl is longer than JJ's streak.
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  7. 02-22-10 08:36 PM #42
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    So you would fukk 'it' in the ass ronald?
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  8. 02-22-10 08:39 PM #43
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    SlimShady

    You'd be surprised

    Girls care only about status and I have it
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  9. 02-22-10 08:42 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    SlimShady You'd be surprised Girls care only about status and I have it
    So that's really you?
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  10. 02-22-10 08:46 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnAnthony View Post
    So that's really you?

    And I thought JJ with the black face was banged up looking!!!
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  11. 02-22-10 08:49 PM #46
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    Holly came from Miami FLA...
    Hitchhiked her way across the USA...
    Plucked her eyebrows on the way...
    Shaved her legs and then he was a she...

    She says, Hey babe ...
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  12. 02-22-10 08:50 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    SlimShady

    You'd be surprised

    Girls care only about status and I have it


    Um, no.

    There is no doubt that women care about status but to completely write off being attractive to their eye as being a bonus is quite simply dumb.

    Women will settle for less in the looks department for status but you're fooling yourself if you think they don't care about looks.
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  13. 02-22-10 08:52 PM #48
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    TheLock,

    Google this:

    Keith Richards pictures
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  14. 02-22-10 08:53 PM #49
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    Its a dude not a chick.
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  15. 02-22-10 09:47 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    TheLock,

    Google this:

    Keith Richards pictures

    Not sure what this proves.


    That the guitarist/songwriter of one of the most famous rock bands on the planet gets pussy?
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  16. 02-22-10 09:50 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLock View Post
    Not sure what this proves.


    That the guitarist/songwriter of one of the most famous rock bands on the planet gets pussy?
    Mathy got you, Mr. Lock. Quit now.
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  17. 02-22-10 10:25 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by BestPlay2day View Post
    If your dick doesn't immediately go limp, you're gay. Most guys I would believe a penis is a deal breaker.
    qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
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  18. 02-22-10 10:33 PM #53
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    Fuk no, I don't fuk anything without a box
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  19. 02-22-10 10:33 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indecent View Post
    qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
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  20. 02-22-10 10:34 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indecent View Post
    qft. To quote dave chapelle.. "My dick is the only one starring in my shit."
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  21. 09-27-11 03:42 PM #56
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    Hahahaha
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  22. 09-27-11 03:47 PM #57
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    Sounds like the beginning of a hate crime movie.
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  23. 09-27-11 03:48 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.



    funniest thing i have read in a long time.
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  24. 09-27-11 03:49 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    ....and she's in bed with you. You've never seen a hotter face and body before. She has the sexist voice ever [insert your favourite female celebrity here]. This chick is an automatic 11 out of 10 on everyone's scale. You're making out, your prick is hard as a rock and you've never been more turned on in your life. You get her panties off, and you discover that she has a regulation sized prick. Everything else about her is 100% woman, except the fact that she has a prick instead of a box. Do you stop or keep going? I've put a lot of thought into this. I'm not even the slightest bit gay, but if this is the hottest girl of all-time and my prick is already hard, I keep going.
    this makes you gay. There's zero room here to argue that.
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  25. 09-27-11 03:50 PM #60
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    How is a "girl" an atleast a 10 out of 10 when you haven't seen her naked? Girls can only be at best 8s and 9s until they are naked.
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  26. 09-27-11 03:53 PM #61
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    so what do you mean you keep going???? where are you going to put your dick? are you going to play tummy sticks? are you going to sword fight?


    so since the girl is so hot and now all the sudden she has a rooster that makes her a man. So your telling me you bend him over and put your rooster up his poop shooter and go to town?
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  27. 09-27-11 03:53 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by blittydeuce View Post
    So you would fukk 'it' in the ass ronald?


    i think that is what he is saying?
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  28. 09-27-11 03:57 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    so what do you mean you keep going???? where are you going to put your dick? are you going to play tummy sticks? are you going to sword fight?


    Well, there is always ass fukking.

    This thread needs pics.
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  29. 09-27-11 04:00 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Well, there is always ass fukking.

    This thread needs pics.
    Dad... please hold the pics for this thread. Thanks in advance
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  30. 09-27-11 04:04 PM #65
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    No thanks, I'll pass on the rooster. I don't care how perfect his/her are.
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  31. 09-27-11 04:04 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    Dad... please hold the pics for this thread. Thanks in advance
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  32. 09-27-11 04:09 PM #67
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    Ronnie, here is what you do: stuff a hoagie in her prick kisser, and you fukk that ass. Don't touch the rooster though, that is a no-no
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  33. 09-27-11 04:11 PM #68
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    ronnie do you post your picks or just fantasize about hot chicks with dicks
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  34. 09-27-11 04:34 PM #69
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    Go to Diva's on Post St and you will see what Ronald is talking about.
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  35. 09-27-11 05:55 PM #70
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    ronald do you remember your first blowjob?
    how did it taste ronaldo?
    when they shoot do you simultaneously shoot as well ronald?
    ronald i have had women give me the green light to hit the balloon knot but that's a dirty place and i don't get down like that.
    that is why i avoid having sex with anyone that has a crank...well that and also i'm not gay but then again neither are you ronaldinho!
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