[warriorfan707]

I know you gotta prepare your boy for the wedding, attend the bachelor party, bridal party and all that fun stuff... but what am I missin here?

Do I really gotta slowdance with the bridesmaids? I can't slowdance to save my family.

Guess Ima have to learn sumthin new.

[freeVICK]

you duty is to fuk the hottest bridesmaid there

[warriorfan707]

That would be the maid of honor, and shes engaged. So thats out of the question

[Iwinyourmoney]

1. I dont think you got to attend the bridal party

2. Slow dance for dummys. Hold her hips and rock back and forth like you gota pee in church

[warriorfan707]

1. I dont think you got to attend the bridal party

2. Slow dance for dummys. Hold her hips and rock back and forth like you gota pee in church

[rerics]

You gotta hold the ring (unless there's going to be some bratty kid carrying it one of those sissy pillow things). You also give the first toast, giving you ample opportunity to reveal all the dirt he hasn't yet told (or probably never will tell) his newly betrothed. And lastly, you have to drag him out there at the last minute kicking and screaming when, cheap rented shoes or not, his feet get a bit too frosty as he entertains thoughts of leaving his bride at the alter and his potential father-in-law with a $20,000 bill.

[Iwinyourmoney]

warrior, you used to have that hot chick in your avatar with the tall black leather boots right?

[warriorfan707]

You gotta hold the ring (unless there's going to be some bratty kid carrying it one of those sissy pillow things). You also give the first toast, giving you ample opportunity to reveal all the dirt he hasn't yet told (or probably never will tell) his newly betrothed. And lastly, you have to drag him out there at the last minute kicking and screaming when, cheap rented shoes or not, his feet get a bit too frosty as he entertains thoughts of leaving his bride at the alter and his potential father-in-law with a $20,000 bill.

You're thinking best man

The last part of this post is freakin hilarious

[warriorfan707]

warrior, you used to have that hot chick in your avatar with the tall black leather boots right?

Thats no way to talk about Tim Lincecum and Monta Ellis

In other words, nope you've mistaken me for someone else

[Iwinyourmoney]

Thats no way to talk about Tim Lincecum and Monta Ellis

In other words, nope you've mistaken me for someone else

Ok, you are of no value to me.

jk

[Killer_Demo]

warrior, you used to have that hot chick in your avatar with the tall black leather boots right?

lincecum is the man...step back hater

[Iwinyourmoney]

lincecum is the man...step back hater

[chemicalbrother]

you bumped a 7-month old thread to do that?

i'm really confused.

[Not-A-Kid]

19 month old actually. How the fukk do you even dig so deep into he archives to find such a random, nonsensical thread? Only at SBR.

[GOIRISH]

That would be the maid of honor, and shes engaged. So thats out of the question

this might be an old thread, but for future purpose, ive never seen a ring plug a hole.

[BroDog73]

this might be an old thread, but for future purpose, ive never seen a ring plug a hole.

Dude, what a great line! Never heard it before, nice!!

[BroDog73]

The points are for the line and cause your irish won me a good chunck of money today.

[GOIRISH]

thanks man!

[tony_come]

Get a boner during the wedding

have sex with someone at after

[FuzzyDunlop]

Buy this book, not joking.