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    How can you still be alive if your over 30

    Listening to a radio show about gov. Regs. And how they are just trying to keep us safe. Pisses me off. As a kid born in 1970 i was driven around in a car. Get this. NO seat belts thus no child saftey seat. NO bike helmets, played baseball no helmets. We played with M-80` for firecrackers pop bottle rocket and bb gun fights. Without the government how cant belive im still alive. Please share your thoughts and stupid shit you did. But still alive

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    I agree man...We cant play life too safe

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    It was 9 p.m. on a Saturday night in 89'. Me and my lady were sipping some Jack Daniels outside a movie theater before we decided to hit the backset of the car and make some babies. Suddenly a truck swerved sideways off the road and hit our car. The broad died, I survived because she was on top. Plus I was wearing a helmet because the ladies can't control themselves around me.

    Moral of the story... always wear a helmet and let your lady be on top when you're having sex beside the road.

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    i grew up around a very small town,we would go to a very steep paved street, in the winter ride rail/runner sleds, waxed so they went faster. In the summer it was plastic wheels (off a demolished big wheel) nailed to a piece of plywood. To race the neighbor kid who just got an new big wheel or green machine.

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    That's why these kids today are liitle faggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    It was 9 p.m. on a Saturday night in 89'. Me and my lady were sipping some Jack Daniels outside a movie theater before we decided to hit the backset of the car and make some babies. Suddenly a truck swerved sideways off the road and hit our car. The broad died, I survived because she was on top. Plus I was wearing a helmet because the ladies can't control themselves around me.

    Moral of the story... always wear a helmet and let your lady be on top when you're having sex beside the road.
    same thing happened to me. Brother? Same stuff as poster. No seatbelts. tons of stupid shit.

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    And now we have new generation of pussies.

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    Me and my cousins used to fight over who got to lay up in the back window of my Grandmas Olds Delta 88.

    We used to throw those big metal lawn darts up in the air, the last one to run away was the winner. Good times.

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    Who drank out of the water hose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Who drank out of the water hose?
    I never have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Who drank out of the water hose?
    I still do.

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    At least back then when kids fought, they would just have fistfights, bow its guns and knives.

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    ever since I was about 7, it was be home when the streetlight's came on.
    I remember me 3 of cousins and my 2 sister's fitting in the back of my dad's El Camino, all of us under 10

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    A person born in the U.S. in 2009 has a life expectancy of 78.7 years. A person born in 1970 in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 70.8 years.

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    we say the same thing the generation before us did.

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    A least this thread proves there are some promising developments still possible in population control.

    Better yet let's get really wild and ban that pesky immunization program. Polio, Rubella, Smallpox. Stop being pussies and getting the shots since there's a chance you won't get it anyway.

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    When I was in Desert Storm we used to go up on the Roof of our building and watch the Scuds get intercepted by the Patriot Missiles...not realizing the warheads were just dropping straight down

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    playing street hockey in the city......the littlest kid got lowered by his ankles to retrieve balls from the storm sewer.... GAME ON !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile takeover View Post
    we say the same thing the generation before us did.
    That was a tough generation. They used to walk 5 miles to school every single day, in the snow, and uphill both ways.

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    that's why the life expectancy of people keeps going up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    That's why these kids today are liitle faggs.
    This post made my day complete. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    That was a tough generation. They used to walk 5 miles to school every single day, in the snow, and uphill both ways.
    I know it. I still can't believe how my mom and dad made it. Must of been tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Who drank out of the water hose?


    A hundred fukin times. That rubbery metalic taste was great after running through every ones yard and jumping from garage roof to garage roof during the humid east coast summers.

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    We used to have roman candle fights.

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    my parents where saints the only vice my mom smoked cigarettes they never fought at least in front of me we really never went to church when i was little up to about 15 i went then i came to the realization there was no god how could he allow the genicide that accors worldwide

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    i guess thats y i am paralized from the chest down since july 7th 1990

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotStreak View Post
    running through every ones yard


    We use to play hide and seek in everyone's yard in the neighborhood. It was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by txmagnolia2 View Post
    We used to have roman candle fights.
    Those were the best

    Remember how you had to shake the stick in a circular motion to make sure the fire balls came out.

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    I remember growing up playing sports if you sucked you didn't get to play and ride the bench. now they try to make everyone feel good a put them in the game. I find that wrong to teach kids that ethic that if you don't try and work at it you will still get rewarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    A least this thread proves there are some promising developments still possible in population control.

    Better yet let's get really wild and ban that pesky immunization program. Polio, Rubella, Smallpox. Stop being pussies and getting the shots since there's a chance you won't get it anyway.

    Making your 10 yr old boy wear a helmet whiling riding his BMX bike is the same thing as advancements in medicne?

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    Quote Originally Posted by txmagnolia2 View Post
    We used to have roman candle fights.
    right. good times

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiln View Post
    A person born in the U.S. in 2009 has a life expectancy of 78.7 years. A person born in 1970 in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 70.8 years.
    No shit. It's called dialysis machines and defibrillators.

    But I bet you think it's the government banning lead paint toys and making us wear our bike helmets and seat belts. What a fukking commie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiln View Post
    A person born in the U.S. in 2009 has a life expectancy of 78.7 years. A person born in 1970 in the U.S. has a life expectancy of 70.8 years.
    where did you see this? not doubting you, but that seems like a big difference to me and that 70.8 seems low.

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    Those were the days my friend

    We thought they'd never end

    We'd sing and dance forever and a day

    We'd live the life we choose

    We'd fight and never lose

    For we were young and sure to have our way.


    Uncle Sam's damn nose groves bigger and bigger with each passing day. I believe we gotta do something about that.

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    I don't know how I survived high school, when jackass came out on mtv back then my friends and I copied shit 200%, I should post some of the videos if I can get a hold on them. we were fking idiots

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