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    KingKolzig
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    If u couldnt date a girl, would u date a tranny?

    a buddy of mine just hasnt had much luck with the ladies lately. everytime he tries it seems something goes wrong. hes not even trying to get laid just a lonely guy looking for some companionship. really starting to take its toll on him. he told me the other day that his neighbor is a tranny who tries to flirt with him. it was a an awkward conversation but i told him to do what he thinks is best. would you guys date a tranny if nothing else was on deck?


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    freeVICK
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    just ask jj

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    No.

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    WTF, no...

    Thats like dating a guy, does he realize that?

    Just rent some pussy for an hour and he will be fine.

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    fuk no

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    Does your "friend" realize that when the pants come off there will be a pecker poking him in the stomach?

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    King, does your neighbor tranny look like a hot female? Or does your neighbor tranny look like a man with makeup on? Also King, have you ever tried hitting up massage parlors? It's a good way to get off for a reasonable price until your luck changes with the ladies. Or lady boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Does your "friend" realize that when the pants come off there will be a pecker poking him in the stomach?
    If chick had a dick, that would only happen with an aroused tranny in the missionary position.

    Boringggg

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    If chick had a dick, that would only happen with an aroused tranny in the missionary position.

    Boringggg
    Cowgirl style too. Thats when she is riding you. And if she gets too excited while in this position, you will end up with a puddle in your belly button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    King, does your neighbor tranny look like a hot female? Or does your neighbor tranny look like a man with makeup on? Also King, have you ever tried hitting up massage parlors? It's a good way to get off for a reasonable price until your luck changes with the ladies. Or lady boys.
    im not even creating a fake thread this is happening. its not me i swear i wouldnt create a thread like this is ppl would think it was me. its my friend jack and ive seen the tranny it looks exactly like a chick, exactly

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    pre op or post op?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKolzig View Post
    im not even creating a fake thread this is happening. its not me i swear i wouldnt create a thread like this is ppl would think it was me. its my friend jack ***alienware*** and ive seen the tranny it looks exactly like a chick, exactly
    you told him you wouldnt say a thing, oh well alienware your cat is well and truly outta the bag. i sure hope its not your cousin dressed up either thats just wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    pre op or post op?


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    yo my friend dated a tranny and i sauna'd with him/her and they're pretty much chicks. just tell your friend to bring the lube because that artificial poon is really just a dick thats been carved inside out and stuffed inside the dude/chick's body.

    lol

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    all these guys saying no on a gambling forum.... interesting.
    Um, you are getting a 2 for 1 deal here with a tranny, or shemale I guess. So its +EV long term. Def gotta like those odds.

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    no no no not a chick that has had the surgery. still has a dik. but not a crossdresser, in fact looks much like a real girl. like this


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    Tell your friend to get in shape, get a decent haircut and take a shower. It shouldn't be that complicated. If he's not having much luck find a dating website on the internet at least.

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    if that was a real girl i would not have sex with it, that forehead is the size of a billboard

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    your friend?...right is this a coming out of the closet cry for help?

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    This is just some sick stuff man.

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    fuk no

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    I let a tranny blow me once, it was ok. But she/he gave me bad cold that wont go away. That was five years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiefynugs View Post
    yo my friend dated a tranny and i sauna'd with him/her and they're pretty much chicks. just tell your friend to bring the lube because that artificial poon is really just a dick thats been carved inside out and stuffed inside the dude/chick's body.

    lol


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    If you bang a girl who's real name is Steve, that makes you gay! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Cowgirl style too. Thats when she is riding you. And if she gets too excited while in this position, you will end up with a puddle in your belly button.


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    If I couldnt date a woman then I simply would not date

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    What the fuk hell no... If the idiot is looking for companionship tell him to get a dog or some shit not date some chick with a rooster

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    I nominate this for thread of the year

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    i know a few tranny's here that are unbelievable gorgeous. even more gorgeous than any hot girl you'd ever see on the street. you can't tell if it's a guy or girl. it looks so much like a hot girl. the ass is small and tight, no hair on body. very smooth. i am 1000% sure if all of you saw these girls, you'd all get so hard and bang them. you'd be so attracted to them. not sure if you'd bang em cause of the dick, but i am sure you'd all make out with them. some of them look like dolls.. you will get a woody just looking at them..

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    in these situations i think its best to jerk off then reevaluate your decision

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    i think u errrrrr. i mean he should go for it

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    There is not like a fat chick hanging out? Maybe "your friend" needs to take a long look in the mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Time Hobo View Post
    What the fuk hell no... If the idiot is looking for companionship tell him to get a dog or some shit not date some chick with a rooster


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