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    sam9ball
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    SBR Lightning Poker - The Winners Are

    Congratulations to the Winners!
    Championship Prizes
    1st. $500 dlowilly
    2nd. $300 Stefan
    3rd. $200 carolinadaze
    4th. 3,000 betpoints
    AutoDonk
    5th. 2,000 betpoints 5mike5
    6th. 1,000 betpoints
    kidkonggolf
    7th. 800 betpoints
    Gaze73
    8th. 600 betpoints
    GaryDN
    9th. 500 betpoints
    ronpaul2008
    10th. 400 betpoints
    rickie6
    11-18th. 200 Free Play
    Lex_icon
    Xstream
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    blackbart
    Stifler
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    Last edited by SBR Drew; 06-03-19 at 10:30 AM.

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    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

    something doesnt add up

    good showing by donkey and mikey
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    congrats to the winners

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    congrats fellas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

    something doesnt add up

    good showing by donkey and mikey
    Yeah I've learned in my life that time is a precious commodity. I now balance it out with other things (side hussles, leisure). The sun is out and the bikinis are popping, I couldn't dedicate the time for this (every weekday)

    The two and threemonth contests are the same time vs awards give or take, but you can miss several days and qualify.

    Just saw the Avengers after the crowds died down. Stark says something very important in there.

    "No amount of money ever bought a single second of time"

    Congrats to the winners. HOPEFULLY see you next contest

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    morino won a 200 free play. He needs to fade himself when he places that bet in the book else he will win nothing from this contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    morino won a 200 free play. He needs to fade himself when he places that bet in the book else he will win nothing from this contest.
    Fuk off

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

    something doesnt add up

    good showing by donkey and mikey
    thanks rudy, and yes, the stacks of money was a nice vid, but obviously not a true indicator of who's money that was, but I think we've all accurately concluded it wans't dlows.....

    think he was playing around with a rich uncle's money......

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    Is the stat available that would show how many times each player played the daily qualifiers? I have seen the # of cashes stat and the points, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wait, the guy posting 10k stacks of cash tried to qualify and win $500??

    something doesnt add up
    Your math sucks bro

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    Congratulations to everyone for playing. This was a fantastic event. Winner will be paid tomorrow.


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    Great contest and format

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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    Congratulations to the Winners!
    Championship Prizes
    1st. $500 dlowilly
    2nd. $300 Stefan
    3rd. $200 carolinadaze
    4th. 3,000 betpoints
    AutoDonk
    5th. 2,000 betpoints 5mike5
    6th. 1,000 betpoints
    kidkonggolf
    7th. 800 betpoints
    Gaze73
    8th. 600 betpoints
    GaryDN
    9th. 500 betpoints
    ronpaul2008
    10th. 400 betpoints
    rickie6
    11-20th. 200 Free Play
    Lex_icon
    Xstream
    snapperman2
    blackbart
    Stifler
    Igor_1965
    thomorino
    Nice work winners

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    Best contest ever. Who ever thought of this at SBR deserves a raise.

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    Close one donk, gave my 150 pts +1600 a chance.

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    Congrats winners


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    Yeah, sad day at SBR when a racist piece of shit wins a rigged shit fest. At least now, dblow can post a real video with him rubb'ing his ass with real $1 bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Yeah I've learned in my life that time is a precious commodity. I now balance it out with other things (side hussles, leisure). The sun is out and the bikinis are popping, I couldn't dedicate the time for this (every weekday)

    The two and threemonth contests are the same time vs awards give or take, but you can miss several days and qualify.

    Just saw the Avengers after the crowds died down. Stark says something very important in there.

    "No amount of money ever bought a single second of time"

    Congrats to the winners. HOPEFULLY see you next contest
    Exactly... especially if you're dedicating your time at the gym... staying healthy etc. Don't know how you can sit there for an hour.... and get smoked by a bad beat... and not even place for points.

    Juice isn't worth the squeeze anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Yeah, sad day at SBR when a racist piece of shit wins a rigged shit fest. At least now, dblow can post a real video with him rubb'ing his ass with real $1 bills.
    Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

    What could mikeypuss do with $500?

    -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

    -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

    -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

    -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

    What could mikeypuss do with $500?

    -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

    -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

    -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

    -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
    LOL mike asked to room with someone at the last bash. Now it all makes sense why he attacks me. He is broke.

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    mike came in 5th and thought he was playing blackjack

    good lord you guys suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

    What could mikeypuss do with $500?

    -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

    -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

    -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

    -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
    hard lol

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    oh nice, just saw you won dlo

    good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    LOL mike asked to room with someone at the last bash. Now it all makes sense why he attacks me. He is broke.
    Yeah I'm so broke, uber skank tranny fuk'er! Hmmm let's see, won King of the Hill $200, placed in BTP $425, won MLB survivor $200, and countless other contests I won't bother to list, Up over $3000 cash and 6000 bet points in bets won this year alone.

    Meanwhile, you're an unemployed cheap dumb fuk who doesn't even know how to transfer bitcoin to a book without getting ass fuk'ed and booted off every exchange out there!

    But hey, keep your redundant lame ass stories coming, like Shari said, all your views are drawing so much traffic and paying the bills here at SBR. You're even too fuk'in stupid to know when someone is sarcastically making fun of your dumb ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Mikeypuss can you imagine winning $500? You'd have to suk 1000 diks to get that, another words your normal weekend working at the glory hole.

    What could mikeypuss do with $500?

    -Get his own room at the next bash instead of begging to room with a random dude. Not sure he was doing that to save money though

    -Pay for a software engineer to design a bot that automatically reports posts

    -Get treatment for his Tourette syndrome

    -Buy a new guitar that doesn't look like a suicidal preteen girl designed it
    Still waiting on that new video of you wiping your ass with $1 bills mr big time. Wow a 1000 diks huh? Well at least we know how many diks you take up your ass to make $500. Keep at it fudge packer, you might get outta that 1 bedroom slum you live in, or at least until your asshole wears out.

    Begging for a roommate, yeah right, for the record dumb fuk, the bash was sold out and at least I'd have the balls to show up, unlike you chicken shit puss would wouldn't show your face for fear Donk was gonna rearrange it for you.

    Got plenty of guitars in my collection, but yeah, when you have the investments I do, always room for one more in my studio, and hey I don't harp on you about your collection of dildos and butt plugs.

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    Mike are you really bragging about $3000 when you provide nothing to this forum.

    You attack people and enter contests. What a great joy you are to this forum. When have you ever posted a bet before? When you have talked sports ever?

    You don’t.

    For the record, $3000 is nothing to brag about either. I’m up $3000 this weekend alone. I dare you to ask me to provide proof too.

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    i was with ya until you started talking about money

    you drive fukkin uber bro, the single worst white trash thing possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    i was with ya until you started talking about money

    you drive fukkin uber bro, the single worst white trash thing possible
    I haven’t driven for Uber in months you idiot and I can assure you I filed a higher total income in 2018 than you did too.

    You’re a drunk redneck who goes on a bender weekly and insults people to help you feel some self worth besides your typical worthliness.

    Look at the best people on this forum, such as Diggity. He helps society. He’s a doctor. I’m nothing to society either but at least I am not a deadbeat compared to the drunk you are.

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    Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

    Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Mike are you really bragging about $3000 when you provide nothing to this forum.
    And he's saving that 3k for his sex change operation he's always wanted so he can feel more comfortable in his own skin plus charge more at the glory hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Look at the best people on this forum, such as Diggity. He helps society. He’s a doctor.
    Had no idea he was a doctor. What kind? Gynecologist has to be the favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

    Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.
    Again your read is terrible. reigle is neither fat, nor white trash. 100% he made more than you in 2018, 2017, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Had no idea he was a doctor. What kind? Gynecologist has to be the favorite
    My money on chiropractor if true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Reigle: “I pull women weekly. I can talk shit and throw my fat self at someone and attempt to hurt them.”

    Yeah the trash you penetrate probably have more diseases and more dick in em than the dumpsters raccoons view as a feast. Women probably even more out of shape than you and with your fat, death by age 60 beer gut, that’s saying something.
    wait, you think im fat? that's awesome

    i have better abs than you, faggo

    and without trying lolol

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    uberfan off his lithium again

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