[reigle9]

THIS is not a thread to fight in, but rather a thread to celebrate our wins and achievements on SBR.....

like the time I hit for over $17000 in the SBR casino playin' fruity fortune, filling the room with coins, and a game girl that became so excited she feverishly .... well..... you know..... took care of me as I stood in front of the beloved slot machine.....

a photo tells a thousand words:

donker, i might've told you this before but i think i hit max jackpot on sbr slots one time

try was beating the shit out of me in cfb, hit the highest payout and insta-paid him

think it was like 3k points

[reigle9]

no, it was about 1500

[Auto Donk]

i hit 2800 on either pirates or serpent's one night..... think serpents, like four stars and some other shit..... the four stars at $4.50 a spin did it tho.....

craziest shit ever was when I was in the bahamas, I stumbled (literally) into an underground casino for locals only, and all of the f'n machines were pirate's revenge, fruity fortune, etc, but playing for real f'n money!!!!

I was like, "I know how to beat these fukkin machines, I have to play....." F'n locals threw me out and said I couldn't play......

this shit was in the shopping complex right next to f'n Atlantis..... I even tried to tip them a c-note just to let me play those f'n machines.....

they were computer terminals hooked up to some gaming site, and you had to have one of their local cards to play.... f'ers saw how f'n crazy I was to play those machines, and said "hey mon, get the fuk outta here!!!!"

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Because you are like a little penetrating kid around here! I mean DUDE! You have ANOTHER man's picture as your avatar!!!!!!! Do you want suck my dick too weirdo



Are you that embarrassed of your own picture? It is penetrating weird if anything. Grow up kid

Embarrassed of my own picture? Well I did show up at the last 2 bashes

PO why not address your post where you're absolutely buried you fukin clown..... Stealing from people on ebay? Jesus Christ man, what the fuk is your problem............funny haven't seen you reply in that thread. Fukin buried, you jerkoff

[playersonly69]

You are one sick penetrate you pedophile uscphillygay.

You have this sick fascination with me. I am married old man, I am not gay! How many more pictures of me do you have saved on your computer Mr Keyboard Warrior

[USCPHILLYGUY]

You are one sick penetrate you pedophile uscphillygay.

You have this sick fascination with me. I am married old man, I am not gay! How many more pictures of me do you have saved on your computer Mr Keyboard Warrior

ebay thief.....killed his kids pets....scammed numerous posters out of money and look at that picture and calls me a pedophile

listen Garrett..........arriving in vegas on 6/20......staying at Signature at The MGM.....lets see who the keyboard warrior is.

[tatddy]

Oh philly. Nothing says mature like challenging a forum guy to a fist fight.

Cracking me up!

And of course I'm bitter about finishing 5th in bash tourney. Would rather have finished last like Bigday and hit the pool.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Oh philly. Nothing says mature like challenging a forum guy to a fist fight.

Cracking me up!

And of course I'm bitter about finishing 5th in bash tourney. Would rather have finished last like Bigday and hit the pool.

taddy used to like you

[franklee168]

RR... Time to set up a new poll. Which battle is more epic? AD vs Wavro or USC vs PO.

[tatddy]

taddy used to like you

Philly don't go taking this forum seriously on us all of a sudden. It's bad for the soul.

[Russian Rocket]

RR... Time to set up a new poll. Which battle is more epic? AD vs Wavro or USC vs PO.

HA...good idea Frankie!

While Donker vs. Booby skirmish still has potential and does look like somewhat of a battle, Philly vs. PO fight on the other hand is already done and forgotten with PhillyGuy getting a crown, cause PO simply didn't show up to face the music.

[reigle9]

Philly don't go taking this forum seriously on us all of a sudden. It's bad for the soul.

i'll fight all of you in the middle of trump tower

[reigle9]

i need odds

[Russian Rocket]

i need odds

Trump Tower -250

[reigle9]

Trump Tower -250

lol what? yeah, cause i lie

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I will be staying FAR away from Reigle

[reigle9]

I will be staying FAR away from Reigle

why do you hate me? i dont get it

i know opti from nascar so i talk to him

[franklee168]

HA...good idea Frankie!

While Donker vs. Booby skirmish still has potential and does look like somewhat of a battle, Philly vs. PO fight on the other hand is already done and forgotten with PhillyGuy getting a crown, cause PO simply didn't show up to face the music.

I would buy dinner at Piero's in Vegas for these guys if they would stop bickering. Although I admit it does provide good reading while I'm at work.

[playersonly69]

I am not bitching or bickering at him at all actually.


I just think that he is one weird penetrate to want another man's picture as his avatar. But then we all got to see his picture at the bash and I guess that he has never had a woman's picture before.

[ArunSh]

Rather fascinating that ever since bobby and Donk became tied four days ago that neither has managed to cash a single time since - leaving them deadlocked still. Hard to believe that's a pure coincidence!

[Auto Donk]

no coincidence.... we're just both getting fukked by the rigged shithole that is SBR

[Russian Rocket]

Donker today is the day to make a move pal!

[Auto Donk]

let me sum up my past two - three weeks of playing poker at SBR:

May 10:



May 11:



May 12:



May 15:



May 16:



May 17:




May 18:



May 19:



May 22:



AND OF COURSE, YESTERDAY (WHICH i DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND ALL THAT MUCH):

[mpaschal34]

Donk.....that gave me a good laugh.

[Auto Donk]

PS... may 22 I won the f'n trny.....

[Auto Donk]

this is where we really miss Biter....

he'd have already sent me the name of that adorable brunette angel layin' the pipe to that twink......

she's got the right attitude sexually, fun, hot and kinked!

[Russian Rocket]

Donker ...great compilation of gifs pal

[JAKEPEAVY21]

[playersonly69]

Which tournament are you playing in today bobby. I want to watch my 700 points in action. I will play in that too

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Which tournament are you playing in today bobby. I want to watch my 700 points in action. I will play in that too

Soneone please watch this tourney very carefully. This slimy, scamming, Piece of shit has been known to chip dump in the past. With 700 points riding on this (oh by the way he has a outstanding loan out) there's no tellling what this jerkoff will do.

[playersonly69]

Go suck a dick you pedophile!

You are the guy who thinks that I am sexy and have to have my photo in your avatar.


The reason why I didnt pay the loan off is because there is no benefit for paying early. He wants 100 points per week(actually 84) and that is exactly what I will do. I am well over that amount at this time

[playersonly69]

USCPHILLY, are you allowed within 1500 feet of a school? I doubt it you sick ugly f\*\*k

[ChuckyTheGoat]

nice tourney win, spider.

[spider]

nice tourney win, spider.

thanks Chucky. was on a dry spell the last 10 days. hopefully secures a spot for the finals.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Go suck a dick you pedophile!

You are the guy who thinks that I am sexy and have to have my photo in your avatar.


The reason why I didnt pay the loan off is because there is no benefit for paying early. He wants 100 points per week(actually 84) and that is exactly what I will do. I am well over that amount at this time

love this stupid fuks logic when it comes to someone being nice enough to lend him points and that there's "no benefit" for him to pay back early How about benefiting the guy who lent you the points you dumb prick! Didn't think you could actually be stupider than you look. I was wrong.