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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post
    I've never understood why everyone hates poker players

    Even bus riding bald fuks who cap 30% on the best week look down on the poor card player

    joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...

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    Getting my ass kicked on Stars right now.

    AA <<< JJ

    KK <<< KQ

    Fukk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...
    quite down, trash.....

    I should post my photo with annie and a few other pros from back in 09......

    good thing, or maybe bad thing if your comment about the garden hose is correct, that I had my then gfrend now wife with me that trip, as Ms. Duke couldn't stop makin' eyes at me for two straight days.......

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    Tomer
    Last edited by daneblazer; 05-11-16 at 05:35 PM. Reason: Wrong thread but fukk it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Getting my ass kicked on Stars right now.

    AA <<< JJ

    KK <<< KQ

    Fukk.
    Lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    quite down, trash.....

    I should post my photo with annie and a few other pros from back in 09......

    good thing, or maybe bad thing if your comment about the garden hose is correct, that I had my then gfrend now wife with me that trip, as Ms. Duke couldn't stop makin' eyes at me for two straight days.......
    i can't find the clip but she says she's incredible at sucking dick and for some odd reason i believe her.

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    Guy looks like he needs to enter rehab. Face is twitching from drug abuse during that interview.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    joan rivers obviously had face dysmorphic disorder. who really cares what she says. and even though people hate annie duke, i bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i'd hit it in secret...


    I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you
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    That was a pretty good listen.

    Maybe JJ is right, all these guys really do end up broke.

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    I thought eli was mad rich from businesses!? Atleast hellmuth is still balling and winning bracelets

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    I cant stand jcarver for some reason. I mainly watch doug or this other guy from vancouver on there I think he goes under the name dramaticdegen
    tonka and doug are the best streamers.

    i played like 5 events and cashed in a couple

    also busted the day 1 twice trying to get to day two, will play it again tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I'd rather scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon than read that shithole 4
    Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk


    demo don't start with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk
    Demo, glad to see your fingers are working well enough to type again after your crank dealer broke both your hands.

    Who woulda thought he would have found you after you stiffed him when you were sleeping in the gutter right outside his house?

    Just make sure you wash your hands before using the library computers demo, we don't need you spreading any of your diseases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    Or put your heroin on the spoon before you inject you aids ridden broke dikk
    Speakin of aids, you still weight 95 lbs?

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    Unreal. Tom has aged 50 years in the last two years:

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    Hard to believe that is the same man...

    Is his hand broke too??

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Hard to believe that is the same man...

    Is his hand broke too??
    Had to earn that buy in somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    all poker players go bust

    Word in Vegas Ivy owes a lot out
    Jj. I never bustout at poker (nl cash), it's called bankroll mngt. I am up this year playing poker. The only game that ever busts me out is blackjack. Which doesn't occur anymore. But for online poker be bankrolled for 20-25x max buy ins.. don't play over your head (wallet).

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Unreal. Tom has aged 50 years in the last two years:

    Nice try but that's not him and he's in Macau

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    Nice try but that's not him and he's in Macau
    Lol he plays games in more places than Macau and yes that's him.

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    The real part to that photo is that this years wsop winner is in the photo. Win a big tourney and then think you can play the biggest cash games in the world is pretty negative ROI

  23. #128
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    Looks broke to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Looks broke to me
    Yeah, that's him. Looks busted up. Listen to some of the Voulgaris stories about Dwan having the gambler's itch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Yeah, that's him. Looks busted up. Listen to some of the Voulgaris stories about Dwan having the gambler's itch.
    Sure, where?

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    That is 100 percent him

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    Someone probably broke his sh#$.... tough life. Must owe the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Sure, where?
    Gummo, here is the video I reference:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtvXzlskhRA

    If u watch the series of DougPolk/JoeIngram videos...there's an implication that Dwan has run some scams.

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    Oh wow

    How the mighty have fallen

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    like I have been saying all poker players go broke

    Its gambling not skill and gamblers all go broke

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    Gus work his way out of his hole, I believe Tom can do the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post


    I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you
    It should say

    Abandon hope all ye who enter here

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    what happened to durr? let me sum it up:



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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpAngles View Post


    I've heard she says yes when nobody asked and judging by this pic I can only assume nobodies asking her if the tremendous ass funk is coming from her crack Your secret wont last long if you get any sludge on you
    ahhhh shit.....

    smear some patchouli oil on that crack and the stench should be manageable......

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