[SBR Forum]

Here are the current Top 150 from the SBR Poker Championship!

#	User	Total Points	Cashes
1	AutoDonk	7360	27
2	hhsilver	7000	32
3	JAKEPEAVY21	6600	24
4	mpaschal34	6460	26
5	Czu81	6140	20
6	Stifler	5990	26
7	BiTeMeUsAdOj	5840	28
8	ShogunRua	5820	24
9	bobbywaves	5700	33
10	GUMMO77	5690	26
11	konck	5640	35
12	sinmiedo	5570	22
13	ArunSh	5420	27
14	Stefan	5310	32
15	JediMindPicks	5150	23
16	juicedup	5120	28
17	spurginobili1	5120	22
18	downsouth	5060	23
19	Miklos	5020	25
20	sportfan	4970	24
21	blankoblanco	4890	18
22	GaryDN	4740	30
23	TheGiant	4630	24
24	dogracin	4560	23
25	hax	4560	17
26	Enkhbat	4510	21
27	brooks85	4410	16
28	Triple_D_Bet	4410	15
29	empiremaker	4390	16
30	dtp	4380	16
31	BeerDog99	4290	19
32	katstale	4280	13
33	4uk4life	4210	24
34	MikeTizzy	4200	15
35	zjohnzzz	4170	23
36	boscokid	4140	18
37	theballsflop	4070	20
38	vladfan	4060	28
39	shane	4030	23
40	rickie65	4010	16
41	BIG	4000	21
42	koldazzice	3980	18
43	RudyRuetigger	3940	15
44	jose21_us	3920	16
45	shock11	3910	19
46	oiler	3890	16
47	horja1	3870	17
48	no1here	3840	19
49	Optional	3800	19
50	jack_matz	3760	17
51	aggieshawn	3740	12
52	blackbart	3670	13
53	zacharyj53	3650	11
54	sportsfanatic	3630	17
55	PaperTrail07	3580	12
56	yisman	3580	14
57	laz	3570	20
58	eberetta1	3550	30
59	nebunul	3550	18
60	peacebyinches	3550	18
61	ProPicker713	3540	14
62	slikec	3510	16
63	smitch124	3460	19
64	muldoon	3440	19
65	hockey216	3390	15
66	zwoeins	3380	18
67	moretti	3300	12
68	d2bets	3290	17
69	Diesel79	3270	19
70	dngf	3270	15
71	iifold	3270	9
72	bennybignuts	3250	9
73	imack	3250	13
74	shevabets	3150	11
75	mcpicks	3130	18
76	jdwars	3110	16
77	joevig	3070	9
78	pavyracer	3070	21
79	stevenash	3070	15
80	ticklz	3070	7
81	stuler	3040	16
82	redrum	3000	10
83	ledsep26	2990	13
84	knight	2960	17
85	the_locksmith	2960	17
86	Soxsfan9	2950	12
87	promiseland	2940	11
88	kidk	2930	15
89	russianrocket	2930	12
90	BestPlay2day	2920	16
91	the_situation	2920	12
92	MoneyLineDawg	2880	15
93	milwaukee_mike	2840	16
94	RealMadrid	2830	13
95	dogkatcher	2790	14
96	ratpack	2780	15
97	greenymann	2770	14
98	cabincruisers	2720	10
99	thetrinity	2720	15
100	adamho	2600	11
101	killough34	2580	11
102	mikejamm	2560	12
103	theorudy	2560	8
104	untied	2560	13
105	dare	2540	17
106	frankzig	2500	10
107	inthemoney	2490	18
108	cabo	2470	13
109	ronpaul2008	2450	14
110	San2c	2440	13
111	taz01	2310	14
112	BigDeem5	2270	9
113	qukubau	2260	15
114	convick	2210	15
115	miss_sbets	2210	9
116	secretstash	2150	12
117	clayfro	2140	6
118	thechaoz	2140	11
119	immortalkrop	2060	9
120	louisvillekid1	2060	10
121	bullgator	2050	6
122	Kindred	2050	11
123	Fieldysnuts44	2040	8
124	sweep	2030	13
125	ronzer	2020	11
126	JohnGalt2341	2010	11
127	shaunovery	2000	10
128	tkim8404	2000	10
129	thezbar	1940	15
130	panamabrad	1880	10
131	k13	1870	11
132	marius_1986	1850	8
133	gruntworker	1840	12
134	MrKLC	1830	14
135	cankid	1810	10
136	warpednexus	1810	8
137	theantfather	1770	12
138	dankelly	1750	8
139	stefan084	1750	13
140	wulfman14	1740	10
141	WQuine	1710	7
142	Spacefrog	1700	4
143	DJDalamar	1690	8
144	shade3599	1690	9
145	vegas391	1690	11
146	peppermillrick	1600	10
147	joeyp1222	1580	9
148	vbpro7	1580	9
149	dikefale	1550	7
150	boeingpower	1520	7

[theballsflop]

4 weeks to go, let's do this.

[BigDeem5]

I jolt into the top 100 with a win to start off the week

Edit: 9th cash I believe, much less than many, but 3rd victory

[miss_sbets]

Thanks so much for a quick update! Lots of work to do for TLB (plus I need all the points I can get after some major spending I've done over the weekend)

[ImmortalKrop]

About how many of the current top 75 are pros?

[sinmiedo]

All

[Auto Donk]

If I could learn to quit donking off my chips in these trnys (and getting beat 9 outta ten times by the worst hand), it would take a rather wide lense to take that photo.......

[thechaoz]

Hopefully didn't start to late (late October) .. Last week was a suckout fest.. Solid week now and I'll be back in the running....

[thetrinity]

this ends january 3rd right, all i can find is jan 11 is the championship

[thechaoz]

Ya, unfortunately missing out on two months with variance might cost me but I'm pushing strong as I can

[MikeTizzy]

gotta keep climbing... damn everyone catchin up with pts!

[RonPaul2008]

I've missed a lot of tournaments so i'm not currently in the top 75. I did come in first on Wednesday afternoon so I should be close now.

[mikejamm]

How about turning off the fuk'in doom switch and giving others a chance to catch up? Same fuk'ers at the top of the leader board are the same ones winning every damn night! How about mixing the shit up a bit and hand out some shitty bad beats to them? You lame ass fuk'in pricks do the same shit every major tourney, last year it was Chili Powder shit head, (who was probably a fuk'in sbr plant, where the fuk is he now?) This year it's fuk'in Autodonkey shit playing under some bullshit assumed belief he's actually a good poker player. Same god damn rigged shit different year. Go fuk yourself sbr poker, no really, go fuk your lame ass good for nothing piece of shit software that hasn't changed or improve the entire time its been here. What a fuk'in joke.

[The Giant]

SBR, quit conspiring against Mike, enough is enough with this bullshit! Everyone knows you're only doing it because he's a liberal, god dammit, just quit with the fukkin' nonsense! The fact Mike is ranked #102 is a complete abomination, as his poker acumen destroys that of all the bots you have infested at his tables for the sole purpose of stealing the points you've given him! Fukk you, SBR! It's a god damn joke! The other day Mike was in the small blind with a pair of 8's, and after carefully dissecting his opponent, he shoved his stack only to be snap called by 7's. Mike had done it, got his money in as an 80% favorite, a true professional in every sense of the word. Well, what happened? WHAT DO YOU FUKKIN' THINK HAPPENED? A MOTHERFUKKIN SEVEN LANDED ON THE FLOP, by one of your Republican circle jerk boys!! I can't write anymore, I'm too upset over this. One last final thing: FUKK YOU SBR!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yeah SBR... start givin those SBR plant prikks some shitty bad beats!
That fukkin Peavy prikk?... he's NEVER had a bad beat. Like... EVER!!
Fuk you SBR and that legally blind Boston Red Sux prikk!!!

None of those leaderboard prikks EVER get bad beated!
Like... Never. Ever.NEVER
Meanwhile, I and others not in the Karl Rove tank have to endure shit like this (boeing you plant prikk muthafukker!!!):

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 3816043
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:26:01 03/12/2013 ET
Table 'Table 50749', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $1005, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : stuler, amount $1867, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $961, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : MrKLC, amount $1305, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $1231, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : untied, amount $1961, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : bobbywaves, amount $2710, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
stuler: Small Blind ($25)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ah, As]
MrKLC: Fold
boeingpower: Raise ($235)
untied: Fold
bobbywaves: Fold
mikejamm: Fold
stuler: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($185)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3s, Qd, 6c]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
boeingpower: Bet ($996)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($726)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
boeingpower: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [9d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ks]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
boeingpower: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1947, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $270, Rake $0
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $961, won $0, net $-961
Summary boeingpower: bet $1231, won $2217, net $986, HoleCards [Kd, Kh], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [Ks, Kh, Kd, Qd, 9d], won $1947 from main pot, won $270 from side pot #1

[mpaschal34]

Hmmm....I'm in the Top 10 and can't win with KK. I guess I'm not getting the same special treatment as the others at the top. Who do I need to talk to in order to get this fixed?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Hmmm....I'm in the Top 10 and can't win with KK. I guess I'm not getting the same special treatment as the others at the top. Who do I need to talk to in order to get this fixed?

Sarah Palin...
... BUT, better hurry up before Martin Bashir takes a dump & whizz on her.

And ya see!... I just KNEW I shouldn't have poked SBR (and all their plants) in the eye this morning w/my post.

Took the fukkers bout an hour to get back at me! :

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 3820720
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 10:33:09 05/12/2013 ET
Table 'Table 50817', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $50, Big Blind $100
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : sweep, amount $505, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : dikefale_eur, amount $300, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : katstale, amount $1005, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $1560, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : legendmatt34, amount $3975, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : BeerDog99, amount $855, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : marius_1986, amount $2955, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : Stifler_eur, amount $3255, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : shock11, amount $3845, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Stifler_eur: Small Blind ($50)
shock11: Big Blind ($100)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Jh, Jd]
sweep: Fold
dikefale_eur: Fold
katstale: Call ($100)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Raise [btn] ($300)
legendmatt34: Call ($300)
BeerDog99: Fold
marius_1986: Call ($300)
Stifler_eur: Fold
shock11: Fold
katstale: Call ($200)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, 8c, 2c]
katstale: Check ($0)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Bet [btn] ($1260)
legendmatt34: Call ($1260)
marius_1986: Raise ($2655)
katstale: Fold
legendmatt34: Call ($1395)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
legendmatt34: Show Cards ($0)
marius_1986: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ks]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
legendmatt34: Show Cards ($0)
marius_1986: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $5130, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $2790, Rake $0
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $1560, won $0, net $-1560
Summary legendmatt34: bet $2955, won $0, net $-2955, HoleCards [Ts, Th]
Summary marius_1986: bet $2955, won $7920, net $4965, HoleCards [2d, 2h], HiHand [three of a kind, twos] [2h, 2d, 2c, Ks, 8c], won $5130 from main pot, won $2790 from side pot #1

[Russian Rocket]

BiTeMe you tell those fukks!!!

[GUMMO77]

Guys, call me to get your BOTS calibrated for the finals in January.

[horja1]

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****Hand ID 3820890$2/$4 NL Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 11:07:00 05.12.2013 ETTable 'Burn Ban', 10 seats max, Real moneySeat 5 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $4Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10Seat 1 (playing) : thetrinity, amount $176.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)Seat 5 (playing) : horja1_eur, amount $33.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)horja1_eur: Small Blind ($2)thetrinity: Big Blind ($4)** Dealing Down Cards **Dealt to horja1_eur: [Ad, 4d]horja1_eur: Raise [btn] ($33.80)thetrinity: Call ($29.80)thetrinity: Show Cards ($0)horja1_eur: Show Cards ($0)** Dealing Flop **Community cards: [6h, 4c, 4h]** Dealing Turn **Community cards: [Ks]** Dealing River **Community cards: [Kd]** End Round **** Evaluate **thetrinity: Show Cards ($0)horja1_eur: Show Cards ($0)** Showdown **Main pot $66.60, Rake $1Summary thetrinity: bet $33.80, won $66.60, net $32.80, HoleCards [Kc, Js], HiHand [a full house, kings full of fours] [Ks, Kd, Kc, 4h, 4c], won $66.60 from main potSummary horja1_eur: bet $35.80, won $0, net $-35.80

[sinmiedo]

I do not feel that bad, after all , I ll make the final 75 if I can only cash out once a week. 1 or 75 does not matter.

[mikejamm]

Yeah SBR... start givin those SBR plant prikks some shitty bad beats!
That fukkin Peavy prikk?... he's NEVER had a bad beat. Like... EVER!!
Fuk you SBR and that legally blind Boston Red Sux prikk!!!

None of those leaderboard prikks EVER get bad beated!
Like... Never. Ever.NEVER
Meanwhile, I and others not in the Karl Rove tank have to endure shit like this (boeing you plant prikk muthafukker!!!):

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 3816043
$0 + $10 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:26:01 03/12/2013 ET
Table 'Table 50749', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 1 is the button. Small Blind $25, Big Blind $50
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $1005, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : stuler, amount $1867, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : BiTeMeUsAdOj, amount $961, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : MrKLC, amount $1305, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $1231, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : untied, amount $1961, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : bobbywaves, amount $2710, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
stuler: Small Blind ($25)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Big Blind ($50)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to BiTeMeUsAdOj: [Ah, As]
MrKLC: Fold
boeingpower: Raise ($235)
untied: Fold
bobbywaves: Fold
mikejamm: Fold
stuler: Fold
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($185)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [3s, Qd, 6c]
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Check [btn] ($0)
boeingpower: Bet ($996)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Call [btn] ($726)
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
boeingpower: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [9d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Ks]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Show Cards ($0)
boeingpower: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $1947, Rake $0
Side pot #1 $270, Rake $0
Summary BiTeMeUsAdOj: bet $961, won $0, net $-961
Summary boeingpower: bet $1231, won $2217, net $986, HoleCards [Kd, Kh], HiHand [three of a kind, kings] [Ks, Kh, Kd, Qd, 9d], won $1947 from main pot, won $270 from side pot #1

Come on Bite, that shit happens all the fuk'in time! Plus what the fuk are you do'in slow play'in Aces? You know you're just asking for a royal ass fuk'ing there. The shit I'm talk'in about is when I shove AA all in there pre flop and some dick wad calls with 10,3 os and the flop comes 7, 10, 3,! More junk on the turn and of course a shitty river card too. I'd pull the hand history of the shit I've been gett'in here lately, but most it is commited to memory, as it happens so fuk'in often.

[mikejamm]

If sbr had any real balls, it would be the top 100 players and not 75. All the people who play poker around here for fuk'in months and only the top 75 get in and anyone else has got to pay 5000 fuk'in points! Totall fuk'in bullshit as usual. Fuk'in pussies! Don't fuk'in forget to make sure I finish 76th, wouldn't wanna bestow that honor on anyone else!

[Auto Donk]

If sbr had any real balls, it would be the top 100 players and not 75. All the people who play poker around here for fuk'in months and only the top 75 get in and anyone else has got to pay 5000 fuk'in points! Totall fuk'in bullshit as usual. Fuk'in pussies! Don't fuk'in forget to make sure I finish 76th, wouldn't wanna bestow that honor on anyone else!

Hey AutoCockingSkullFckedToOblivionJampoleLo verMike, if you happen to bubble and manage a 76th place finish, I'll ship you 500 pts you whiny fcking loser!!!! with much Love, AD

[bettingstation]

goodluck guys, cant join everyday i have lots of work...

[miss_sbets]

Top 100? Let's just let everyone in.

... Is Mike a commie?

[blankoblanco]

If sbr had any real balls, it would be the top 100 players and not 75. All the people who play poker around here for fuk'in months and only the top 75 get in and anyone else has got to pay 5000 fuk'in points! Totall fuk'in bullshit as usual. Fuk'in pussies! Don't fuk'in forget to make sure I finish 76th, wouldn't wanna bestow that honor on anyone else!

Get real, 75 is more than a reasonable number of spots considering the number of people who play even 2x a week ain't more than 200. Hardest part is showing up. This is like complaining that it's too hard to make the NBA playoffs in the eastern conference. Man up

[mikejamm]

Top 100? Let's just let everyone in.

... Is Mike a commie?

Get real, 75 is more than a reasonable number of spots considering the number of people who play even 2x a week ain't more than 200. Hardest part is showing up. This is like complaining that it's too hard to make the NBA playoffs in the eastern conference. Man up

Fuk both you muther fuk'in newbie assholes! It was a suggestion. How is it they want 2500 pts to join a fuk'in football contest with the same top prize, yet they want 5000 pts for spot in this bullshit. 5000 pts is fuk'in ridiculous. Go fuk yourselves!

[mikejamm]

Hey AutoCockingSkullFckedToOblivionJampoleLo verMike, if you happen to bubble and manage a 76th place finish, I'll ship you 500 pts you whiny fcking loser!!!! with much Love, AD

Hey asshole, is it possible you could come up with a longer name to call me? You stupid fuk. Here's a clue douche bag, less is more, you fuk'in joke ass poker pussy. Go love your fuk'in donkey, weird ass animal fuker.

[Wulfman14]

the hell im still on this list. LOL

[MikeTizzy]

wulfy why arent u tryin to get in the big tourney???

[Auto Donk]

Go love your fuk'in donkey, weird ass animal fuker. :

You say that like it's a bad thing........

[Auto Donk]

Here's a clue douche bag, less is more, you fuk'in joke ass poker pussy.

less is more??? that's just what your multitude of boy friends and the one woman u were with (before u figured out u were gay and THAT was the reason you couldn't get it up for her) have told you about your short rooster!!! they just didn't want to hurt ur feeble lame-ass liberal feelings..... you short-dicked fckhead!!!! On this site we have triple-d-bet, who is Long Schlong Ron Jeremy's twin, at one end of the spectrum, and we have MikeSchshortJammin, at the short-dicked other end of the spectrum......