Originally posted on 10/04/2011:

You're starting to sound like the "NFL God", ssk13809.
You're bad luck around here, especially in MLB.
You airbet after you lost all your bankroll on the Rangers 1st game.
You're the worst fan for the Rock, and as a wrestling fan myself, I just wanna puke.
I know that deep inside you root for John Cena.
We all know now that you are a virgin and will always stay as a virgin. <--- (credits to SportsPedagogy)
And since we all know that you go around other forums posting embarrassing moments, please don't tell them that you post at SBR. We already have too many hamburgers here enough to feed a 3rd world country.
Know your dam role, and shut your dam mouth, Roody-Pooh!