View Poll Results: Would you try to get a $100 bill out of a Porta-Potty?

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  • Yeah, I'd try to get it out but not for anything less than $100

    45 24.59%
  • Hell, I'd try to get it out even if it was a $50.

    26 14.21%
  • I'd get it out even if it was a $20.

    28 15.30%
  • I'd get it out even if it was a $10.

    8 4.37%
  • I'd get it out even if it was a $5.

    5 2.73%
  • I'd get it out even if it was a $1.

    12 6.56%
  • THAT'S SICK! I wouldn't try to get it out for any amount of money!

    59 32.24%
  1. #106
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    Doubt it. He can’t help it though. His brain has been primed to respond aversively to anything liberal. That’s what happens when you watch foxnews all day. He’s intellectually and cognitively lazy, therefore without thinking his brain will recall something familiar ie liberals are bad, and he’ll have a physical response to that thought, aversion is a whole body response. And he’d Be unable to vote liberal.

    And it’s all because he’s ignorant and lazy. Neither being an insult, just recognition.

    just like jibby
    Last edited by The Kraken; 03-05-18 at 07:41 AM.

  2. #107
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    Would be a good prank to pull on people. Scan and print a bill and drop it in. Wait for the reaction when they come out
    when they find out it's fake.

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    Bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Bump
    Would you do Ronald?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Would you do Ronald?
    With a name like Ronald she'd have to be pretty hot.

  6. #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    With a name like Ronald she'd have to be pretty hot.
    🤔🤔🤔🤔. I think you could be onto something.

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    Last edited by JohnGalt2341; 05-16-20 at 09:45 AM.

  8. #113
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    Would any of your responses change right now?

  9. #114
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    They had one outside my gym when they were renovating. (before the corona closure)

    I had to go in to take a wiz (couldn't hold it)

    It was fukin gross.

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    id dive head first because I know I can invest that $100 into more cash!!

  11. #116
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    I'd go in for 20 tbh. Just couldn't bear to leave a 20 behind like that. That's the lowest bill that gets the pavlov response from me, probably because of the ATM

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    what if you pull it out and it was a ripped in half $100 bill. that'd suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyed1010 View Post
    is this even a serious question? I wouldn't even think twice about fishing the benjamin out of there. I mean unless it was just completely smeared in feces, there is no doubt I would go for it.
    Ya no those things are deep, you would have to go face in, and you'd
    Literally be inhaling particles of feces that are in the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankoblanco View Post
    I'd go in for 20 tbh. Just couldn't bear to leave a 20 behind like that. That's the lowest bill that gets the pavlov response from me, probably because of the ATM
    Damn. I don't value money like some I guess

  15. #120
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    You could have bought 22 Bitcoin with that $100 in the shitter in January 2011.

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    Anyone change their mind?

  17. #122
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    53 voters are liars.

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    People have dropped their phones in those and left them. So $100? Nope

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    Pretty much nothing lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    Lets say you are at an outdoor concert and you have to take a piss. You go to the nearest Porta-Potty and just as you are about to piss you notice a $100 bill sort of halfway floating in the Porta-Potty. Would you try to get it out?
    penetrate no lol

  21. #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by gummo View Post
    53 voters are liars.
    $100 isn't what it used to be. That's dinner, a few drinks and a tip maybe

  22. #127
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    Everyone would. Dumb poll. Just wash your hands

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    Add something like: You have to scoop it out with your dikk while being livestreamed on YouTube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Definitely for $20

    A few months ago I was working a construction job and two guys were pounding each other in the ass in there at lunch time

    How did I know?

    The thing was shaking and almost tipped over

    It was behind a tree so they thought they could get away with it

    I spotted it though and was curious to see what guys looked like so waited for 40 minutes behind another tree waiting

    Man two burly looking guys and they looked perfect when they left, shirts tucked in, hair perfect and it is fukkin small in there

    I guess they took turns riding each other on toilet bowl

    sick shit
    Did Slewfan and Dwight see you peeking

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  26. #131
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    JJ would take it out with his teeth if need be.

  27. #132
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    Given that a single drag on a cig or a joint is more harmful to your health than reaching into shit or piss, yea I'd do it for a ten spot.

  28. #133
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    Guys might have to rethink this now...

    Inflation is a factor.

  29. #134
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    Lots of times these days, at public events, those portapotties also have a foot lever activated sink, so that would come into the equation. Now, those portapotties at a construction site are another matter altogether.

  30. #135
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    ah, shit...... can't comment here as the fbi and secret service will come calling.....

    again.....

  31. #136
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    if you take it out you might have shit smelling money in your pocket. no one will want to be around you.

  32. #137
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    1st off think who in right minds would drop a real $100 or even $20 bill in porta potty

    so many great fakes around you can buy to prank everyone

    easy to know when any bill is fake rub your finger nail over it no matter how old it is if you feel it smooth hand it to bum on the streets

    this is why counterfitters cannot reproduce the real bills beacuse the ink has lead in it thats what every bill changer machine uses or slot machine

    long ago place i was working got hit with fake $100 soon as i touched it i knew smooth like blank white paper

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  34. #139
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    What if they were Super Bowl tickets?

  35. #140
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    i would rather have $100 than superbowl tickets

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