1. 01-01-11 09:30 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car....

    We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops.

    Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
    Let me get this straight. You were drunk..you hit your girlfriend with your car..you drove her to the hospital drunk..you came back from the hospital drunk..and the first thing you did when you came home was log in here and post this story.
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  2. 01-01-11 09:31 AM #37
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    Your forgot to mention:

    "when you came home was log in here and post this story drunk. "
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  3. 01-01-11 09:52 AM #38
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    she didnt tell on you to the police cause she is planning on taking justice in her own hands

    next time you are alone and hear a click, duck
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  4. 01-01-11 09:59 AM #39
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    I'd assume a trip to the hospital after you've just hit your girlfriend with your car would sober someone up pretty quick. Let alone the time spent there waiting, etc...
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  5. 01-01-11 09:59 AM #40
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    If she withholds sex for more than a week dump her

    nothing worse than a broad that holds your penis hostage
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  6. 01-01-11 10:00 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car.... We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops. Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
    sorry man that sucks but it is funny as all shit!! hope all works out Im sure it will
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  7. 01-01-11 10:03 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    I know some posters like to make up somr stories but I just hit my girlfriend with my car....

    We were celebrating new years down the street and she pulled some shit and decided to walk home. I was piss drunk and clipped her on the way home. Just got back from the hospital and well I'm not getting laid. She made up a bogus story about a hit n run that didnt include me and I'm free from the wrath of the cops.

    Moral of the sotry I hope people's 2011 started off better than mine. FML
    I belivve the part with you being drunk...but the rest , even a 5 years old has more imagination and credibility then you. Happy 2011!
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  8. 01-01-11 10:04 AM #43
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  9. 01-01-11 10:07 AM #44
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    Post the picture of your bitch..
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  10. 01-01-11 10:52 AM #45
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    so lemme get this straight

    you drove drunk, hit a pedestrian, and your concern is you arent getting laid?
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  11. 01-01-11 10:55 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Let me get this straight. You were drunk..you hit your girlfriend with your car..you drove her to the hospital drunk..you came back from the hospital drunk..and the first thing you did when you came home was log in here and post this story.
    yeah its amazing how many posters first instinct is to run to sbr after a traumatic event
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  12. 01-01-11 10:57 AM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by maersksealand View Post
    I belivve the part with you being drunk...but the rest , even a 5 years old has more imagination and credibility then you. Happy 2011!
    Dude I wish I made this shit up. I got my car hiding out right now cause it is missing a side mirror and all the body shops are closed until Monday. Fukkin pigs were patrolling the neighborhood looking for cars with damage this morning.
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  13. 01-01-11 11:00 AM #48
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    yeah i heard they have a whole task force on it

    what other lies did you tell to them? because im sure they asked for a description of the car
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  14. 01-01-11 11:01 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Let me get this straight. You were drunk..you hit your girlfriend with your car..you drove her to the hospital drunk..you came back from the hospital drunk..and the first thing you did when you came home was log in here and post this story.
    Actually she drove herself. I then drove over there myself. She didn't really want anything to do with me after that. Things are good now. You know you got a good girl when you can hit her with a car and she shakes that shit off the next day and laughs about it.
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  15. 01-01-11 11:05 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Actually she drove herself. I then drove over there myself. She didn't really want anything to do with me after that. Things are good now. You know you got a good girl when you can hit her with a car and she shakes that shit off the next day and laughs about it.
    touche!
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  16. 01-01-11 11:05 AM #51
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    i ran into my ex the other day i liked it so much i backed up and did it again
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  17. 01-01-11 11:11 AM #52
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    Wow man... maybe you should invest in a scooter then so it wouldn't be nearly as bad?

    Hope all gets well! Good luck with it all.
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  18. 01-01-11 11:12 AM #53
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    You're lucky she lied to the cops for you, especially if she was drunk. But i'd definitely buy her a massage and some flowers tomorrow or Monday. Then begin planning the break-up.
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  19. 01-01-11 11:14 AM #54
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    Good for you
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  20. 01-01-11 12:05 PM #55
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    She didn't rat you out, you may have yourself a keeper.
    Let it die down for now, giving her the attention and making sure she gets better.

    She will throw that sh*t back in your face in the future, and you must be prepared for an answer.
    Make her feel like she was partly responsible for what happend, it was she that was acting up and wanted to walk home.. don't let her forget that.
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  21. 01-01-11 12:19 PM #56
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    you better be giving her rimjobs for a few months. hope shes not hispanic, cinco de mayo is coming
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  22. 01-01-11 12:20 PM #57
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    slap the biich yo
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  23. 01-01-11 12:23 PM #58
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    Epic troll job.
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  24. 01-01-11 12:44 PM #59
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    hahaha definite dickhead manuever if true. Hilarious
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  25. 01-01-11 12:49 PM #60
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    Let's hope that these two rocket scientists don't have kids and further fvk up the gene pool.
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  26. 01-01-11 12:58 PM #61
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    hits her driving a block! True or not this is classic
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  27. 01-01-11 01:08 PM #62
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    The only good thing to come out of this situation is

    This thread.
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  28. 01-01-11 01:14 PM #63
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    Well if the cops ever need the story, they'll find it here in black and white.

    Now about that chip transfer...
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  29. 01-01-11 01:15 PM #64
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    Just stop now. If you can't tell a good story don't keep trying. You keep digging a bigger hole.
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  30. 01-01-11 01:21 PM #65
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    Why in the hell would she the pain was only a 3.Everyone knows you beef up the pain so you get good pain meds,WTF
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  31. 01-01-11 03:20 PM #66
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    She can always call back and say its worse... This is just another SBR bullshit story. She can't call you out on it she would be admitting she gave a false report. its your word against hers. For all you know she fell down and hit the floor the wall the desk and the wall again...
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  32. 01-01-11 03:36 PM #67
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    yeah you ran over your gf, and i lit up a cigarette in the lobby of taco bell.
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  33. 01-01-11 03:42 PM #68
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    Ok so what are you going get her as an apology??
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  34. 01-01-11 03:43 PM #69
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    1. I hope she is ok.
    2. Your dumb ass is going to get caught at so me point drinking and driving if you do it again.
    3. Show her how much you care and spoil the shit out of her.
    4. Make a pack to never bring it up not even in fights.
    5. Have consequences if she does...
    6. Good luck with that!
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  35. 01-02-11 08:14 AM #70
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    at some of these comments. She is fine, looks like she just got clipped by the side mirror. Some swelling still on her elbow, hip, and lower back. Since it just snowed she was sorta in the road and I didn't see her. Probably b/c I was trying to call her to ask where the fukk she was and was distracted by my phone. Anyway we worked out a deal and now I have to give her 8 points a day for a year. FML
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