I am committed to gambling more this new year. Betting every day was not enough last year. I will play the full board every night. You pay no juice when you win so i can only see success on the horizon.

Since Santa missed our house again this year the ungrateful little boob suckers are staying with grandma. That means no more distractions from what is important.

Family, friends, health, community and religious service are all inconsequential in the long run. The only thing that matters is staying in action. Time to sell Rover because his Alpo costs too much. Let the gambling beast take over people you are crazy not to!