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JOKE about lottery winner
HUBBY at home wife working he win lottery he tells her when she comes home says start packing hunny.
She replies what should i pack EVERYTHING he says your outta HERE B****
another one hubby says to wife if i won the lottery hunny what would you do she says i take half and divorce you!
GOOD he says heres $2 i won $4
If I ever win the lottery I'll give some of the money to charity.
.....And if she isn't dancing that night I'll give some Destiny
Ha-ha. If either of us ever win the lottery, Digg...we are going to have one hell of a trip.Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
If a MARRIED dude wins that $1.1Bill...his 1st stop is Divorce Court. Time to up-grade.
to be truth full im fine right now investments in cannibis dividend paying stocks all listed on the sec
A dividend collecting liberal leftist
lol
Most lottery jackpot winners (80% I think) end up broke within five years.
Insane and unbelievable, but true.
the 2nd one is a good chuckle
A blonde finds herself in serious money trouble. She has lost her job and is now in a dire financial position.
She's desperate, so she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my job and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my job, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lottery night comes and still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my job, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself: "Sweetheart, work with Me on this.... Buy a ticket."
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