1. 12-24-21 01:26 AM #1
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    Post in this thread and I will INSULT YOUR MOM

    Merry Christmas 🎄
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  2. 12-24-21 09:01 AM #2
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    Lay it on me you fuckin’ muppet …
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  3. 12-24-21 09:03 AM #3
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    Merry xmas, dLow.
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  4. 12-24-21 09:20 AM #4
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    Stacy's Mom's got it all going on though.








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  5. 12-24-21 09:22 AM #5
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    You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
    Merry Christmas DLow!
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  6. 12-24-21 09:24 AM #6
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    Dlowilly,
    I just wanted to remind you that if your momma and daddy get divorced, Christmas gatherings for your family wouldn't really change since, they'd still be brother and sister.


    Hope you win the big bets and have a Merry Christmas!
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  7. 12-24-21 09:25 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
    Merry Christmas DLow!
    So dumb thinks Sponge Bob is a contraceptive.
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  8. 12-24-21 09:32 AM #8
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    • Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
    • Yo mama so stupid, I said Kool-Aid and she jumped through the wall.
    • Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
    • Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
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  9. 12-24-21 09:42 AM #9
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    God Bless
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  10. 12-24-21 09:48 AM #10
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    Merry Xmas Willy.
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  11. 12-24-21 09:56 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Merry Xmas Willy.
    Oh yeah, that too.
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  12. 12-24-21 10:01 AM #12
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    Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.
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  13. 12-24-21 10:10 AM #13
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    Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and when I asked her if she lost a shoe she said no I found one.
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  14. 12-24-21 10:10 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.
    I can vouch for that.
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  15. 12-24-21 12:21 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Merry Christmas 
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  16. 12-24-21 12:29 PM #16
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    YOUR MOMMAS so Dumb she heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a bowl n spoon

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
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  17. 12-24-21 01:14 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Lay it on me you fuckin’ muppet …
    Speaking of muppets your mom is known as miss piggy by the boys in the housing projects

    Happy holidays!
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  18. 12-24-21 01:17 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Merry xmas, dLow.
    Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

    Seasons greetings!
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  19. 12-24-21 01:22 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Stacy's Mom's got it all going on though.








    This time of year Steve’s poor mom thinks everyone is talking to her

    Ho Ho Ho!
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  20. 12-24-21 01:27 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    You're mom's so dumb she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
    Merry Christmas DLow!
    You don’t have a mom, you were spawned when a trash bag outside a Toronto gamblers anonymous meeting got struck by lightning.

    Happy new year!
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  21. 12-24-21 02:05 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

    Seasons greetings!
    Lame, nice try though. Happy Hollidays to you & your motherfuggers
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  22. 12-24-21 02:16 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Lame, nice try though. Happy Hollidays to you & your motherfuggers
    Your mom doesn’t read well either
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  23. 12-24-21 02:23 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanko View Post
    Dlowilly,
    I just wanted to remind you that if your momma and daddy get divorced, Christmas gatherings for your family wouldn't really change since, they'd still be brother and sister.


    Hope you win the big bets and have a Merry Christmas!
    Speaking of the brothers, how’s your mom’s love life going?
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  24. 12-24-21 02:33 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    • Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
    • Yo mama so stupid, I said Kool-Aid and she jumped through the wall.
    • Yo momma’s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
    • Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
    Jibby your mom is so fat and dumb she got talked in to smuggling Central Americans across the border under her fat folds for used scratch off tickets.
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  25. 12-24-21 02:41 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    God Bless
    Ur moms so ugly seeing her converts people to atheism.

    Happy Hanukkah
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  26. 12-24-21 04:06 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Thanks but your mom already gave me my present.

    Seasons greetings!
    I gave your Mom a Pearl Necklace. No charge.
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  27. 12-24-21 04:52 PM #27
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    Your mother is such a whore, her big pussy should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest “wide-receiver”.
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  28. 12-24-21 05:05 PM #28
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    Your mom is so fat she has her own zip code.
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  29. 12-24-21 05:13 PM #29
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    Your mom is so fat she sent in her dna sample to ancestry and they thought it was a chocolate cake recipe
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  30. 12-24-21 05:15 PM #30
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    I think it's time to start drinking. Merry Christmas to all!!

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  31. 12-24-21 05:19 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Merry Xmas Willy.
    You mom says hello. She’ll be home in awhile but let her get some rest.

    Season’s greetings
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  32. 12-24-21 05:24 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    Dilowilly is a good dude. Have a good Christmas.
    All the proud boys love demonata’s mom and I’ll just leave it at that

    Happy holidays!
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  33. 12-24-21 05:26 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokey McPot View Post
    Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and when I asked her if she lost a shoe she said no I found one.
    Your mom is such a slut she goes to the clinic to see what she DOESN’T have

    Merry Christmas!
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  34. 12-24-21 05:29 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Kvb learned his contrarian betting strategies from his mother’s contrarian safe sex practices. They both had disastrous results.

    Happy Holidays!
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  35. 12-24-21 05:32 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldBill View Post
    YOUR MOMMAS so Dumb she heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a bowl n spoon

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
    Speaking of weather your mom is so fat and wide her dog stays bone dry when they go for a walk in the rain.

    Merry Christmas!
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