1. 09-12-19 11:33 AM #1
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    Jets QB Darnold (mononucleosis) out indefinitely

    Just wait til next year.

    what is Mononucleosis???
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  2. 09-12-19 11:47 AM #2
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    kissing disease, dont do oral sex on street hookers
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  3. 09-12-19 11:47 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post
    Just wait til next year.

    what is Mononucleosis???
    Mono..... dangerous if not taken seriously. immune illness that makes you easily susceptible to other illnesses. When you have it, the common cold could turn to pneumonia easily. I have a family member who died from it about 4 years ago.
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  4. 09-12-19 11:48 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    kissing disease, dont do oral sex on street hookers
    other ways to get it unfortunately. cousin got it at a volleyball tournament
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  5. 09-12-19 11:48 AM #5
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    should have drafted mayfield, better immune system

    Tom Brady has never missed a game with mono and he kisses his kids all the time.
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  6. 09-12-19 12:05 PM #6
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    The worst flu you'll ever have

    Odd to get it at this point, very common on college campuses
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  7. 09-12-19 12:14 PM #7
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    Mono sucks. He's down for at least a month and probably 3.
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    Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
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  10. 09-12-19 12:22 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops


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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    Mono..... dangerous if not taken seriously. immune illness that makes you easily susceptible to other illnesses. When you have it, the common cold could turn to pneumonia easily. I have a family member who died from it about 4 years ago.
    Same with Morono
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  12. 09-12-19 01:20 PM #12
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    Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Mono rampant in Midwest truck stops
    Seems as though you are speaking from experience?
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  14. 09-12-19 01:44 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Seems as though you are speaking from experience?
    No
    I live in the south east

    I wouldn't live in the Midwest or North east slums
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  15. 09-12-19 01:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    I live in the south east
    Dawg=Kenny Powers.
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  16. 09-12-19 01:57 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    Dawg=Kenny Powers.
    Lol
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  17. 09-12-19 03:19 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Same with Morono
    Morinonucleosis.

    That guy's got it bad, hasn't shown signs of recovery and it's been 2 years, not 2 weeks.

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  18. 09-12-19 04:32 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
    When was the last time you heard that a professional athlete had this! Only the Jets... LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Morinonucleosis.

    That guy's got it bad, hasn't shown signs of recovery and it's been 2 years, not 2 weeks.

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    Mono??? I haven't heard of anyone having this since 1985.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    When was the last time you heard that a professional athlete had this! Only the Jets... LOL!
    lol I wonder if Joe Namath ever caught it?
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  22. 09-12-19 06:53 PM #22
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    Jets have no shot
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  23. 09-12-19 08:21 PM #23
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    LoL
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  24. 09-12-19 09:24 PM #24
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    0 - 6
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  25. 09-12-19 09:28 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Got this senior year in high school. All you want to do is sleep... and when you try to get up you were super dizzy. Oddest sickness ever. Took 2 weeks for a full recovery.
    Same exact here. Although I heard of people who didn’t rest taking 4+ weeks to recover.
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  26. 09-12-19 09:48 PM #26
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    Here's the explanation of what the disease is

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis
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  27. 09-12-19 10:10 PM #27
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    Somebody make an urban dictionary entry for morinonucleosis.

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