1. 05-17-19 09:07 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Anyone other than brokeballs getting married 2019

    I know brokey is getting married

    Shari??

    Booya??

    Banker??

    Jibby??
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  2. 05-17-19 09:15 AM #2
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    LOL

    ....I wish I had a wife

    :eye roll:
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  3. 05-17-19 09:27 AM #3
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    maybe a divorce
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  4. 05-17-19 10:03 AM #4
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    Marriage will crush a man
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  5. 05-17-19 10:30 AM #5
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    Got married in February
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  6. 05-17-19 10:57 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jatt24 View Post
    Got married in February
    What is the over/under?
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  7. 05-17-19 11:17 AM #7
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    Someone commented that Shari is getting married

    Explains why she’s been so combative in threads, must be stressful.
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  8. 05-17-19 11:18 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Someone commented that Shari is getting married

    Explains why she’s been so combative in threads, must be stressful.
    she has always been combative
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  9. 05-17-19 11:19 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    maybe a divorce
    Just got my divorce
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  10. 05-17-19 11:36 AM #10
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    Bear how was it
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  11. 05-17-19 01:14 PM #11
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    Bear do you have any revenge pics you can send me????
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  12. 05-17-19 01:20 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    What is the over/under?
    National average is 12 years. +100/-120 o/u
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  13. 05-17-19 01:23 PM #13
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    Kiss the blowjobs goodbye

    Pass
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  14. 05-17-19 01:24 PM #14
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    I'm married to gambling *sad emotes only*
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  15. 05-17-19 01:25 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Kiss the blowjobs goodbye

    Pass
    Word.
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  16. 05-17-19 01:30 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Word.
    That's why I have to rotate new girlfriends as that shit falls off. Yes was married for 10 years & it fell off between year 1-2 how sad these bitches not putting in proper oral work.
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  17. 05-17-19 01:32 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    That's why I have to rotate new girlfriends as that shit falls off. Yes was married for 10 years & it fell off between year 1-2 how sad these bitches not putting in proper oral work.
    They get "comfortable". Blowjobs go away, weight goes up. All bad...
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  18. 05-17-19 01:34 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    They get "comfortable". Blowjobs go away, weight goes up. All bad...
    Agreed terrible life to lead, plus you have to help support them. Yeah no thank you "hun".
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  19. 05-17-19 01:35 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Agreed terrible life to lead, plus you have to help support them. Yeah no thank you "hun".
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  20. 05-17-19 01:40 PM #20
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    Are you looking to crash the parties for free food??
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  21. 05-17-19 01:43 PM #21
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  22. 05-17-19 02:52 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluehorseshoe View Post
    Are you looking to crash the parties for free food??
    Who eats at weddings? Open bar
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  23. 05-17-19 02:57 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Who eats at weddings? Open bar
    Non-Alcoholics "normies"
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  24. 05-17-19 03:17 PM #24
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    Got married May 4th in Pittsburgh. Ryan Shazier got married the night before at same venue.
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  25. 05-17-19 03:25 PM #25
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    Gamer you will be divorced in 2 years
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  26. 05-17-19 03:28 PM #26
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    Possible. We already had bought a house together so I'll be divorced and homeless. Then I can focus on gambling again fulltime.
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  27. 05-17-19 03:38 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Just got my divorce
    Cheers
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  28. 05-17-19 03:39 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    Got married May 4th in Pittsburgh. Ryan Shazier got married the night before at same venue.
    Who paid for that shit ?
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  29. 05-17-19 03:39 PM #29
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    20 years ago a friend of mine spoke to his wife, he said I had to decide between you and gambling, and gambling Won.

    true story
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  30. 05-17-19 03:48 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Who paid for that shit ?
    Mostly her father. All in wedding cost bout $32k. Waste of money but an awesome time.
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  31. 05-17-19 03:51 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    Mostly her father. All in wedding cost bout $32k. Waste of money but an awesome time.
    Good man. I'm glad it was a memorable day for you both. Good luck for a lasting love.
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  32. 05-17-19 03:52 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    Possible. We already had bought a house together so I'll be divorced and homeless. Then I can focus on gambling again fulltime.
    Did you end up betting the Kentucky Derby as you made a post about? Were you on maximum security?
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  33. 05-17-19 03:54 PM #33
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    If you have money you don't get married.


    You've already lost half if you sign that paper
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  34. 05-17-19 04:01 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Did you end up betting the Kentucky Derby as you made a post about? Were you on maximum security?
    Bet some early races. Won like $200. Could not get in to Xpressbet around post because too many people were on so I got shut out. My degen cousin and uncle were both on their phones watching the feed during our first dance. Made me laugh. Turned out for the best as I would have had none of that mess.
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  35. 05-17-19 04:02 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Good man. I'm glad it was a memorable day for you both. Good luck for a lasting love.
    Thanks brother.
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