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LMFAO!!........
Thread title addressed right after this quick commercial break.
A paid advertisement by the sponsors of GA,, William Hill.............
First and foremost (because this is the most important message of this thread)
you need to bet the farm on..........>>>>>>>>>>>E. I.E.I.E. I.O.
Colts ML
&
Dallas ML
Cause at least one of em, is most definitely gonna win!!!!!!
Colts are more of a complete team than KC is..
Colts game plan is to stop Mahomes on just a
few drives and Abracadabra Game over,
no magic wand needed
I don't see KC stopping Luck today..
In fact, KC couldn't stop anyone all season long
for the most part.......
Mahomes can have a great day with no turnovers,
hang 4 TD's ,earn a QBR over 100 and still lose...
The best way to grasp KC's power level in a nutshell
is, they ARE the early 90's Buffalo Bills............EOD...
KC is backing in postseason while Colts are full throttle, crashing thru
the barn door, foot slamming the pedal thru the metal of
the fukkin floorboard!!! Did I say neck?
Same goes for Rams backing in postseason all disheveled and shit
while Dallas calm and quietly coming in lookin like Tom Landry....
Cowboys a hard sell until you add in the weed factor.......
Actually all 4 Dogs could bark out a win this week............
Now...........
Back to the Original Programming of this thread already in progress.............
LOL!!.........
Gambling and Pornography have a lot in common
Both exploit humans for a profit..
Both exploit human weakness and cause deep-rooted addictions...
You cannot predict who will become addicted to gambling –
it's an equal opportunity predator.
I couldn't help but to burst into tears LMFAO like a fukkin Hyeinna
on PCP for fukks sake!!
The thought of Trip all 3D's and Donker rushed my mind within a
microsecond in blitzkrieg mode!!!Causing me to choke on a mouthful of Cheerios,,Lol...........
Even though it's not funny at all except from one Degen to another as we ALL been there before....
Anyone who is not a Degen would see nothing funny in this, especially
if they're a victim of the circumstance ........
Well that was the humorous part of the thread....
The rest in link below is not so funny, even to us,
but it should be faced to reflect to reflect to absorb
to absorb the truth with a little less shock...........
Gambling: Talking Points | Focus on the Family
Good luck with your bets on the Divisional 1st round!!!!!
Here's some one liners to
lift some of the gloom
off the doom
I left in the room
so
eat a couple shrooms
get the broom
as I assume
even if it makes an ass outta U and me
so get dat damn broom!
We'll definitely need it
to sweep up the broken glass
after we all take it in the ass again!
"I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"Trust everyone but always cut the cards."
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Sucker: Is this a game of chance?
Not the way I play it, no.
It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one; it didn't come in until half-past five.
I joined Gamblers Anonymous; they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it!
Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A: In a casino, you really mean it!
Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.
Q: Whats the difference between poker players and politicans?
A: poker players tell the truth.
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.
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