1. 12-27-18 10:39 AM #1
    Sam Odom
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    Major Life Goals/Changes in 2019

    Exercise more and longer

    Less alcohol intake

    Better diet

    So... basically the same old shit year after yr

    Sammy can see 70yo around the corner
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  2. 12-27-18 11:59 AM #2
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  3. 12-27-18 12:02 PM #3
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  4. 12-27-18 02:41 PM #4
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    I am going to try and only masturbate every hour during the day instead of every half hour
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  5. 12-27-18 04:59 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    I am going to try and only masturbate every hour during the day instead of every half hour
    this handjob is the lad who calls other people illiterate and then produces this shit..."I am going to try and only". And believe me, this asshole has no idea what is incorrect with that phrase. Also, he has trouble with "to", "too" and "two."

    he is "going to try and only" fckin idiot. you might say so what, he is an idiot. and I agree however this subnormal idiot has the unmitigated gall to toss around the word "illiterate," at others. How about that for brass balls?

    and he thought he was so clever with this handjob phrase.
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  6. 12-27-18 05:04 PM #6
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    Sammy I thought becoming pro might be listed

    Sad
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  7. 12-27-18 05:45 PM #7
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  8. 12-27-18 05:49 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Worry about today. Tomorrow is not a guarantee.
    jake i only worry if 1 of the beer cans on my coffee table is still full
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  9. 12-27-18 05:51 PM #9
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  10. 12-27-18 05:54 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Fart less
    are you going to become a soy boy and not eat meat or drink protein shakes????

    my farts are the best and i love smelling them and laughing when others have to

    that is a highlight
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  11. 12-27-18 05:54 PM #11
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    Getting old , tired of waking up at 3:30 daily , getting home at 6 pm .
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  12. 12-27-18 05:58 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    are you going to become a soy boy and not eat meat or drink protein shakes????

    my farts are the best and i love smelling them and laughing when others have to

    that is a highlight
    no not cutting out meat or protein shakes. Not sure how I’ll do it. Farting while going up the escalator has always been the highlight of going to the mall or airport
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  13. 12-27-18 06:24 PM #13
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  14. 12-27-18 09:23 PM #14
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    Do well enough in poker to be adequately rolled to take it to Vegas

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  15. 12-27-18 09:31 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    Increasing 401k to 10% Max weekly
    Add in we have a pension , start planning for retirement in 10 years .
    Getting old , tired of waking up at 3:30 daily , getting home at 6 pm .
    Man I’m so sick of working, couldn’t even imagine how I’d feel if I worked in my 20s instead of doing illegal shit! Lol
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  16. 12-27-18 09:32 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Do well enough in poker to be adequately rolled to take it to Vegas

    Get back in shape

    Find a nice woman

    No felonies

    Fart more
    No felonies a good one, im gonna try that myself! Seems like a fairly attainable goal!
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  17. 12-27-18 09:35 PM #17
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  18. 12-27-18 09:48 PM #18
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  19. 12-27-18 09:55 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Fuckk a black broad
    I’m sure that be super exciting for her.
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  20. 12-27-18 10:11 PM #20
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  21. 12-28-18 01:04 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Fuckk a black broad
    Eww.... If it happens, you should publish a book on how to get past the smell.
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  22. 12-28-18 01:56 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by dante1 View Post
    this handjob is the lad who calls other people illiterate and then produces this shit..."I am going to try and only". And believe me, this asshole has no idea what is incorrect with that phrase. Also, he has trouble with "to", "too" and "two."


    he is "going to try and only" fckin idiot. you might say so what, he is an idiot. and I agree however this subnormal idiot has the unmitigated gall to toss around the word "illiterate," at others. How about that for brass balls?
    and he thought he was so clever with this handjob phrase.
    Someone knows how to push your buttons.
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  23. 12-28-18 01:58 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I want to find love
    Look in the basement where you have the children chained.
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  24. 12-28-18 02:10 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Look in the basement where you have the children chained.
    Damn!
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  25. 12-28-18 04:23 AM #25
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    Idiot.

    Hope your wife dies in front of you from the AIDS you gave her, scumbag.
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  26. 12-28-18 05:45 AM #26
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    SteveyK with a good answer
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  27. 12-28-18 06:39 AM #27
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    It's actually true too Coach. I know someone that knows 19th's wife. He's been saying she's sick with asthma but the truth is he gave her AIDS that he got by sleeping with men on the side. She's been leaning towards divorcing him because of this but she's so sick that she doesn't want to deal with it. It's just a shame man. She's a nice lady and he's really ruined her life with his need for rooster.
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  28. 12-28-18 08:45 AM #28
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    thread went off the rails
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  29. 12-28-18 08:52 AM #29
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    Sorry Sammy and I'm also sorry that I had to out 19th here, I hope he doesn't hurt himself or anything like that.

    I didn't want anything to do with him but I'm not going to just sit here and have some loser slander me.

    So it is what it is.
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