Originally Posted by
Johnny Gunn
True that JIBBBY! In Cancun some little kid tried to give me a free bracelet and demanded to put it on my wrist with my watch on it. I knew what he was up to so I let him try and grab the bracelet and told him to get lost. Also, I was smashed coming out of some bar and some kid grabbed my lucky hat out of the bus window, ha ha.
Then, way back when we went there for spring break we went with a big group and couldn't fit us into the hotel so we got 2 huge villas in a gated private resort. Of course we pissed off everyone else so they tried to turn off our water several times and electricity to try to get us to leave but didn't work. My idiot friend bought some weed off a little kid on the main stretch, so we go back in the alley right next to our resort. Friend got paranoid climbed the gate to take it back to the villa and 20 seconds later the cops pull up to us with a paddy wagon and start searching us. I was scared shitless last thing I wanted to do was end up in a Mexican jail or give them my ************. Searched our entire body, smelled our thumbs and made us strip down to our underwear, that was a close one. Young and dumb and that didn't stop us, tried to buy some Larry and twice it ended up being smashed up Tylenol.
Also, a family of 4 with 2 young kids from around here and was close friends with a friend of mine. They rented a condo and died the first night there because they never serviced the heater and the family died of gas poisoning. So, I would like to go to Hawaii someday but I think that's the only place I trust off the mainland.