Many dummies are making a last-second push to get in the race, but it's over. Auto Donk thinks littering the same 10 second video in every thread might get him recognized. Sorry pal, the only thing noticeable is your thinning hair, arthritis, and your thirst for yesteryear.
Opie starting controversial last minute threads in an attempt to become a two-time winner. I don't think so, pal. Much like your youth...this one is a wrap.
Let's get to the candidates:
Lakerboy: An unstoppable posting force. If there is a story to be broke, you have to be on top of your game to beat him to it. He is well-knowledged in the world of sports, and don't underestimate his political game. He's not everyone's favorite poster, he has many enemies, but that only ups his popularity here. Calling him a legend wouldn't give him his true justice.
DiggityDaggityDo: Another dominant posting force. His style is a little different than Lakerboy. He relies on posting stories in the world of pop-culture, active police chases, and loves making you guess which girl is the sexiest. He has his own thread where you can follow his plays. Last time I looked he was up a couple of hundred units. He is universally loved, he is DiggityDaggityDo.
This will be a harder vote than between Donald and Hillary.
Let the best man win.