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    Auto Donk
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    Could Very Well Get a BJ Tonight, too

    looking good...

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    Sam Odom
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    unde0087
    Did we win?
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    Well if not, you can always get drunk and give yourself a stranger

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    funnyb25
    Go Get Laid Man!
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    Resentment the #1 offender

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    Auto Donk
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    i've got my eye on a sexy latina if the bj itself doesn't come through:




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    Jimmy Proffett
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    Wow.... a blowjob from your wife on New Year's Eve??? No wai

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    funnyb25
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    Go beat off man...

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    Auto Donk
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    dude, you're obviously not married....

    a wife is the hardest commodity to get a blow job from.....

    there's a reason all brides smile as they walk down the isle to get married.....

    they know they've given their last blow job

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    funnyb25
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    Marriage is the worst day of a mans life....no more blowjobs...

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    I was gonna go with the white chick as a "no blow job back up plan", but I've seen her in action.....

    took three bbc in the vag, and they say it's "the exact dimensions" of the starlet.....

    so, since I wasn't sure if the thing came with a two by four to strap to my ass to keep from fallin' in, I went with the latina....


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