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    if this is a joke then fukk this comedy club!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    if this is a joke then fukk this comedy club!!
    Want my money back.

    Funny, ship me that 6 dollar ticket you threw at the ground. I have 8 dollars. That will make 14, so I can get Bartons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    I've been joking this whole thread. To the both of you, and others. You said shit that didn't exactly come off as a joke. I couldn't care less. I'll always have respect for you, and enjoy having you here to shoot the shit with.

    You, and funny are different people from different areas. It is what it is. We would do fine together. You and funny....insert analogy here.
    Ok perfect example

    not the grammar police

    but I know what you meant

    -side notes

    you are acting/posting different lately

    The kid remembers your down and out times

    so mirror reflect

    Im me everyday , online or not

    you never gave a fukk

    but that’s what we academics call a Freudian slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Want my money back.

    Funny, ship me that 6 dollar ticket you threw at the ground. I have 8 dollars. That will make 14, so I can get Bartons.
    It’s $6.60

    and I still have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Ok perfect example

    not the grammar police

    but I know what you meant

    -side notes

    you are acting/posting different lately

    The kid remembers your down and out times

    so mirror reflect

    Im me everyday , online or not

    you never gave a fukk

    but that’s what we academics call a Freudian slip






    Actually, that is the correct way to say it.

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    kid, sweep, manny, jaker, cuse, and, mike and moneylinedog

    not sure I'm cut out for anyone else here. Probably could get down with nino, I don't think he'd partake as hard, but I have no doubt he document the entire night, make for a funny ass next morning when Im getting my fukking feet rubbed
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    Bender or not

    nobody can touch me

    even funny b



    too clever for my own good

    haha

    now that’s funny , b

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    What is funny b....is that you keep mentioning me in every other post....I should have just thrown ur ass out on the street like everyone told me I should have done....Instead sent ur broke ass home on a plane and walked u in to make sure you were safe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Actually, that is the correct way to say it.
    Lol

    perfect timing

    hey grease monkey

    Can you tell me

    what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?



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    I knew I wouldn't last at a bash frat boy club..people just different..it's all good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Lol

    perfect timing

    hey grease monkey

    Can you tell me

    what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?




    Ask my cousin vinny muthafuka

    i don't get my hands dirty
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    I didn’t even need the cheese

    slam

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    Love the font change from typing to copy and paste...

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Actually, that is the correct way to say it.


    Thanks greaser. I hate when people fck it up, and say could care less, but I don't bring it up.

    LK, I have nothing more to say. My down and fckin out times are now. I may post different, as it's been fckin 8 years on this forum. Shit changes. I don't gamble, have no money, and no fckin life. I'm living the dream. No clue what to tell you. I'm at peace in life, and my impending exit, so maybe I come off as a dick. My bad. Fck if I know. Do you brotha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Love the font change from typing to copy and paste...
    Me too

    it’s easier

    kinda like Bruce Jenner vs Caitlyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post


    Thanks greaser. I hate when people fck it up, and say could care less, but I don't bring it up.

    LK, I have nothing more to say. My down and fckin out times are now. I may post different, as it's been fckin 8 years on this forum. Shit changes. I don't gamble, have no money, and no fckin life. I'm living the dream. No clue what to tell you. I'm at peace in life, and my impending exit, so maybe I come off as a dick. My bad. Fck if I know. Do you brotha.
    You don't gamble?

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    Ok thread over
    Good joke

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    Recap:

    don’t fukk w/ the kid

    ....zzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    You don't gamble?
    Have no money. Pissed it all away, and now can't make any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Have no money. Pissed it all away, and now can't make any.
    Sorry to hear that, dude. Hope things get better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMANick View Post
    Sorry to hear that, dude. Hope things get better!
    Appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Recap:

    don’t fukk w/ the kid

    ....zzzz
    or dont trust the kid. i go with option 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Losco View Post
    or dont trust the kid. i go with option 2
    Hey Stephen paddock , know your role

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post

    Unreal. Opti may have no flaws. The guy is superhuman. He answers my dumb questions about BTC, came up with the forum trick that keeps fooling fools, and likes PBR.
    PBR top shelf down here! Paid $28 for a 6 pack of 1 pint cans yesterday. Think I found the only liquor store in Australia that sells the stuff and have set up camp in a hotel right next to it for the week.

    Beerdog was looking down on me about my PBR love earlier today. But he just doesnt get it. Damn beer snob. The taste of the stuff just makes me feel good. American memories!

    Here was my international dinner last night. Burger, Poutine and PBR!




    Melbourne such a great city!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Love u willy...but entire post is false...I a straight as a crooked arrow and I love making butthole jokes....Please do not take your insecurities out on me. I know you have sexual issues, but this is not the place for that.
    LMAO, the only reason anyone would respond this way is if they are gay - anyone else would just laugh. Look at the name this guy chose for the forum - funnyb - everything about this guy is gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    not the grammar police
    but I know what you meant
    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Actually, that is the correct way to say it.

    Man. It's got so bad that people are starting to think 'they could care less' about stuff is correct grammar and actually means what they think now!

    I want to kill myself.

    Actually heard a news reporter say it out loud that way on TV recently.


    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post

    Can you tell me

    what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?


    About 4 degrees pre. (off top of head with no googling)

    Which way do you go if it knocks at that setting?


    You aren't bloody old enough to know anything about engines with carbs, dizzys and timing lights!

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    For the love of PBR






    Thanks to FunnyB for sending me the Loshak shirt
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    Good Stuff Opti!


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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    LMAO, the only reason anyone would respond this way is if they are gay - anyone else would just laugh. Look at the name this guy chose for the forum - funnyb - everything about this guy is gay.
    Themorono with the "I know you are but what am I" strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Themorono with the "I know you are but what am I" strategy
    Aren't you still trying to borrow a credit card from a friend to go pro in an internet forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomorino View Post
    Aren't you still trying to borrow a credit card from a friend to go pro in an internet forum.
    No morono, you can clearly see I am pro. U have a lot of nerve though bringing up pro status when you yourself have none.

    Totally straight guys do not joke about playing with their own butthole or others. They do not get massages from other dudes, especially strangers they just met. People can be who they want to be, it's just that I almost got lured into this trap and I'm not happy about it.

    I had to down a shot and smoke a cigarette when I heard about this I was so shaken, and I don't even smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    No morono, you can clearly see I am pro. U have a lot of nerve though bringing up pro status when you yourself have none.

    Totally straight guys do not joke about playing with their own butthole or others. They do not get massages from other dudes, especially strangers they just met. People can be who they want to be, it's just that I almost got lured into this trap and I'm not happy about it.

    I had to down a shot and smoke a cigarette when I heard about this I was so shaken, and I don't even smoke.
    You are talking a shot at me so I pointed that out.

    Yeah, very obvious he is likely gay - obviously nothing wrong with that but he seems offended by that notion. I wonder how many other guys he's never met and paid for airfare to fly them out to see him - sounds like something a lot of straights would probably not do.

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    FunnyB....

    you gay bruh??

    You gotta be careful who you meet online fam.

    Shit like this is why I stay woke motherfukkers

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    No morono, you can clearly see I am pro. U have a lot of nerve though bringing up pro status when you yourself have none.

    Totally straight guys do not joke about playing with their own butthole or others. They do not get massages from other dudes, especially strangers they just met. People can be who they want to be, it's just that I almost got lured into this trap and I'm not happy about it.

    I had to down a shot and smoke a cigarette when I heard about this I was so shaken, and I don't even smoke.
    And lol dude - I've been here for 3 months, don't need to go pro unless gonna stay.

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