[The Kraken]

DwightShrute= Boo Boo Pussy Snitch
Brooks85= Alice

I know there have to be other good ones

[The Kraken]

Anyone have a good in real, non sbr life?

My ex called me Rex, given the context it was quite endearing, and accurate

[daneblazer]

Big Bearial
The golden goose of fade
daggles

[GUMMO77]

Rex?

Because you like feet?

[daneblazer]

Rex?

Because you like feet?

tall and has short arms like a T-Rex?

[lakerboy]

My wife calls me Hits. Short for hitler.

[GUMMO77]

tall and has short arms like a T-Rex?

[daneblazer]

[funnyb25]

Hahahahahahaha wtf

[CanuckG]

Deuce - tireboy

Zeta - marbles, marbled mouth prick

Venditto - grasshopper

Jj gold - coach, joey slats, sethlin and cue ball

[packerd_00]

Rocket-Sasha

packerd_00-packman

kidcuddi-cuddles

[pavyracer]

My wife calls me Hits. Short for hitler.

We call you Air because you air bet all the time.

[Russian Rocket]

Sweep- chronic lag, coke whore, fried.
T-wizzle- snitcharella

[opie1988]

Dopie1988 is pretty good.

Coochy = Lethal (for his lethal weapon hands, and also just his overall doucheness)

[Antibet]

JewJewGold
Poopie1988
Seafruit
Russian Cocket

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The Giant = Plum

[t-wizzle]

Russian "Pusssy repellent" Rocket

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

People call me Rafer Alston in real life.

Full disclosure: I'm Rafer Alston

[Antibet]

Poopieweed (a baby; born in Toronto as a result of wild and passionate gay sex between posters Poopie1988 and Seafruit)
Nicky (jjgolds penis; lives in Henderson, 2,5' long, intelligent and educated, hates jjgold and SBR)

[Russian Rocket]

Wizzle "Let me invite you on my 20 season-long thread" adventure

[opie1988]

Anti bet= Fukkin retard that incessantly tells stupid fukkin jokes that absolutely no one laughs while constantly referring to penguin sex.

Its long, but still a good nickname. Very fitting.

[jjgold]

Antibet we might Bannu… The best name probably is Black Dahlia

[Russian Rocket]

Antibet is a struggling homo with a penchant for bestiality. It's pretty obvious that he grew up fukking goats and sucking off little piglets somewhere on the farm, so his Zoosexuality should not come as a surprise to anyone here.

[Antibet]

Poster poopie is like a little kitten. Grab a rope and pull it away from the kitten, and it will react in exactly the same way as poster poopie.

[opie1988]

Poster poopie is like a little kitten. Grab a rope and pull it away from the kitten, and it will react in exactly the same way as poster poopie.

If that kitten whoops your motherfukkin ass...then I guess it's a match.

I don't play, motherfukker.

[Russian Rocket]

When you tell a normal person about animal insemination, castration and caging, this is how they see it:





And here is what Antibet sees, when he hears those same three things:




So go easy on him fellas...that clown is just sick and needs some professional help.

[Antibet]

Anton Paulich Chekhov once made the observation,
That the wise love to learn, while the fools love to teach.
How many fools I have met in my life -
I should have gotten a medal long ago.


Fools all happily gather in bunches,
Headed by the main fool in all his proud glory
As a child I hoped, that one day I would wake up,
And the fools are gone, they’ve all just flown away.


Oh, dreams of my childhood, what self-deception,
In what lofty clouds I stupidly took wing,
Nature curls its lips into an evil grimace,
Seemingly, I’ve made a misstep in my accounts.


Meanwhile the wise walks alone in circles,
He prizes his loneliness above all else,
And it is so easy to grab him with bare hands,
Soon they’ll be fished out, one by one by one.


And when they’ve all been taken, a new age will follow,
Which no one can imagine or begin to describe…
With the wise – it’s difficult, with the fools – it’s rotten.
We need something in between, but where to find this kind?


It pays well to be a fool, but you really do not want to,
One wants to be wise, but that ends in beatings, now.
Nature’s lips are spreading evil tidings,
But, perhaps, an “in-between” will come to us one day

[The Kraken]

Rex was the biggest elephant at the OKC zoo years ago

[stealthyburrito]

Rex was the biggest elephant at the OKC zoo years ago

Are you saying you're a fatass or you have a monster elephant sized rooster?

[lakerboy]

We call you Air because you air bet all the time.

We call you the pretender. You know why.

[ACoochy]

I thought dopieonekanobi was pretty good

[The Kraken]

Rex is endearing? Hehe..

When Rex is the biggest elephant in the state, ya

[GUMMO77]

[The Kraken]

You motherfukkers

What was your nicknames?

Gummy?

Lil stick?

[kidcudi92]

David Sethlin from Sethlin Security