1. 12-30-10 04:31 PM #1
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    Anyone here ever do stand up comedy???

    Please elaborate a little bit... I know there are some clever, funny fuckkers on this site. I was thinking about hitting an open mic one night and "performing" aka having a couple scotches and go out there with a basic outline of what i wanna say and just going with it...anyone here have any of their own stories or experiences with this???
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  2. 12-30-10 04:36 PM #2
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    There are quite a few people on here that should, im not sure if they're funny or just plain stupid though. That'd be cool though, you should try it out bro
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  3. 12-30-10 05:02 PM #3
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    Most of the people here that are funny, are not actually trying to be.
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  4. 12-30-10 05:12 PM #4
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    i tried a few open mics back in the day. shit is harder than it seems. just being quick witted and sly and funny around friends is totally different than holding a mic looking at a bunch of people with the "make me laugh, fukker" attitude.
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  5. 12-30-10 05:21 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid View Post
    i tried a few open mics back in the day. shit is harder than it seems. just being quick witted and sly and funny around friends is totally different than holding a mic looking at a bunch of people with the "make me laugh, fukker" attitude.
    haha, 'make me laugh, fukker'.

    all through high school, whenever i went up to do either an improv skit or just a public speaking presentation, since my FIRST one was hilarious, the class expected them all to be like that.
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  6. 06-04-16 02:26 PM #6
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  7. 06-04-16 02:40 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by emoney View Post
    Most of the people here that are funny, are not actually trying to be.
    classic
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  8. 06-04-16 02:43 PM #8
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    I always wanted to but rather crack jokes in class and normal life not a stage
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  9. 06-04-16 02:52 PM #9
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    If you are:

    Dane Cook style -- NO
    poor man's George Carlin -- maybe
    Adam Sandler, pre-1996 -- NO
    Andrew Dice Clay style -- NO
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  10. 06-04-16 03:04 PM #10
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    i did one night. a friend of mine owned a store that took food stamps. I put on a sombrero and he gave me 10 singles of food stamps. I went up and pulled them out and used karl malden's line. I pulled them out and said mexican express. don't go any where without them.
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  11. 06-04-16 03:09 PM #11
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    when I need good laugh I just go to the service plays forum. that shit NEVER fails.
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  12. 06-04-16 03:11 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadTiger View Post
    If you are:

    Dane Cook style -- NO
    poor man's George Carlin -- maybe
    Adam Sandler, pre-1996 -- NO
    Andrew Dice Clay style -- NO
    What about Andy Kaufman style?
    Norm McDonald style?
    Steven Wright style?
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  13. 06-04-16 04:20 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    What about Andy Kaufman style?
    Norm McDonald style?
    Steven Wright style?
    Saw Steven Wright years ago (30). I thought he was hilarious, but most of my friends thought he sucked, and that I was funnier. ha! Legit Steven Wright clone might work -- maybe
    Andy Kaufman = comic genius, but one, sad, disturbed mofo. -- NO, unless you want a restraining order.
    I don't know about Norm McDonald, but if it's updated Bob Newhart -- NO. Bob Newhart is funny, but he is the only one who can get away with that shtick.
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