1. 03-21-16 12:14 PM #1
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    Finals Resuls Vegas Tourney Bash

    Three people showed up
    3 total hours

    No food
    No liquor
    No pussy
    No activities
    Meet and greet was all they had

    Guys if not sanctioned they do not work
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  2. 03-21-16 12:17 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No activities

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  3. 03-21-16 12:18 PM #3
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    Penguin good one
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  4. 03-21-16 12:19 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Three people showed up
    3 total hours

    No food
    No liquor
    No pussy
    No activities
    Meet and greet was all they had

    Guys if not sanctioned they do not work
    Geez. Which is more fun. ? Watching paint dry > unsanctioned sbr bash.
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  5. 03-21-16 12:32 PM #5
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  6. 03-21-16 01:02 PM #6
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    I keep repeating

    Nobody shows


    Everyone afraid of Corbin
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  7. 03-21-16 01:16 PM #7
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    more afraid that guys like these will show:

    Seeweed, with his slithering around and cagy stares, scares off everyone but Antibet



    and Waves? who the fuk can stand takin the risk that the unsocial risperdal poppin' Mayo Clinic man-boob posterboy will show up and ruin the party like he damn near did at the last bash:

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  8. 03-21-16 01:23 PM #8
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    Excellent work coach! Who do these guys think they are? They found out who really runs Vegas
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  9. 03-21-16 01:28 PM #9
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    when i head out there this summer jj, i hope you come out of the shadows and try to stop the impromptu Bash I put together....

    I'll be sure my Security Team videos the desert scene when they dump you 20 miles outside of Vegas, hogtied and wearing nothing but the saggy, recently soiled, tighty whities you ruined as a result of your capture/abduction, and of course your signature shades
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  10. 03-21-16 01:52 PM #10
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    is this the one

    https://youtu.be/CSRlaOlKqD4
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  11. 03-21-16 01:54 PM #11
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    Your at the end of the ropes friend


    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    when i head out there this summer jj, i hope you come out of the shadows and try to stop the impromptu Bash I put together....

    I'll be sure my Security Team videos the desert scene when they dump you 20 miles outside of Vegas, hogtied and wearing nothing but the saggy, recently soiled, tighty whities you ruined as a result of your capture/abduction, and of course your signature shades
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  12. 03-21-16 02:05 PM #12
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    I'm looking forward to the day when a couple guys in suits grab you and toss your ass through a pane of glass for shooting unauthorized video of their "antiquated book"......

    maybe I can use those "ropes" i'm at the end of to tie a tourniquet or two for you before you bleed to death on the sidewalk......

    do not show up at my get together in Vegas this summer.... you can't some "strong" or "heavy" enough
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  13. 03-21-16 02:11 PM #13
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    Automan when you coming?
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  14. 03-21-16 02:17 PM #14
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    not sure yet; but like last time I'll give you plenty of notice and buy you dinner at Mortons or whatever top-end steakhouse you prefer....

    my treat.....

    because I care.....

    probably staying at the Palms..... easy access to the Rio, and isn't the Rio...
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  15. 03-21-16 02:49 PM #15
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    Palms is good

    Let's go to sex den also

    Leave wife on Hotel
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Palms is good

    Let's go to sex den also

    Leave wife on Hotel
    she's pretty fiesty.... pretty sure that helicopter is not leaving with only us in it.... once she sees that we're trying to ditch her, I predict very little chance of successfully leaving her on the Palms
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  17. 03-21-16 03:28 PM #17
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    Leave her back in Houston

    I am not dealing with her at table
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Leave her back in Houston

    I am not dealing with her at table
    stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Leave her back in Houston

    I am not dealing with her at table
    given that she usually wears tight "push up" corsets with sheer shirts over them, if that, it's probably best that we not have her at the table, as there'd certainly be additional "hollandaise-lookin'" yellowish-tint sauce flying from your crotchal region and up on top of the black table cloth....
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  20. 03-21-16 03:41 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Three people showed up
    3 total hours

    No food
    No liquor
    No pussy
    No activities
    Meet and greet was all they had

    Guys if not sanctioned they do not work
    Coach, you won. You stopped people from having FUN.
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  21. 03-21-16 03:44 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Coach, you won. You stopped people from having FUN.
    it'll be fun to watch him stammer over his words at dinner sitting across from the missus.....

    we may have to request that the seating be scotchgaurded before his arrival.....

    JJ hasn;t had an actual conversation with anyone with a rack like this in years...uh... scrath that... probably ever....

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  22. 03-21-16 03:47 PM #22
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    Bash was a TREMENDOUS success! Congrats to poster jakepeavy for winning the poker tournament. Thanks to Mr. Walker for the open bar & for using his connections to get booya out of jail. Can't wait for the next sanctioned mini-bash.
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    If jake won the trny via a bevy of seemingly astonishing good luck, it was MOST DEFINITELY an Official SBR-sanctioned Mini-Bash!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Bash was a TREMENDOUS success! Congrats to poster jakepeavy for winning the poker tournament. Thanks to Mr. Walker for the open bar & for using his connections to get booya out of jail. Can't wait for the next sanctioned mini-bash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    If jake won the trny via a bevy of seemingly astonishing good luck, it was MOST DEFINITELY an Official SBR-sanctioned Mini-Bash!!!!
    I do recall cries of "RIGGED SHITHOLE" being tossed around a lot.
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  26. 03-21-16 04:27 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    it'll be fun to watch him stammer over his words at dinner sitting across from the missus.....

    we may have to request that the seating be scotchgaurded before his arrival.....

    JJ hasn;t had an actual conversation with anyone with a rack like this in years...uh... scrath that... probably ever....

    I am mature and very educated Son

    Diggity yes we stopped it

    Nobody has fun on my land
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am mature and very educated Son

    Diggity yes we stopped it

    Nobody has fun on my land
    Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here
    Phillyguy, what was the trick?

    Also, did you fuk her?

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    diggity get your mind out of gutter for at least 5 min

    im starting to think this isnt a phase with you
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  30. 03-21-16 05:51 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Palms is good

    Let's go to sex den also

    Leave wife on Hotel
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  31. 03-21-16 06:07 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Phillyguy, what was the trick?

    Also, did you fuk her?

    Diggity nobody fuks nobody here
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here
    since, unlike some posters here, I do NOT have the yellow fever, I'm more interested in her slot strategy......
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    shit, I just re-read my post above.... even when I'm trying to say something non-sexual, I still managed to reference "her slot".....

    I guess some of us (well, me and diggity) always have sex on our minds, even if it's only subconsciously......

    having said all that, did you bang the asian slot master, USCPhilly?
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  34. 03-21-16 07:27 PM #34
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    Automan there is still a +175 chance your 5-7, 121 pounds

    I do not care man we can still hang out
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  35. 03-21-16 07:52 PM #35
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    When are you planning for this summer donker?
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