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    RudyRuetigger
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    I am too impatient to have a bankroll

    I need to have no control at all over any gambling finances

    That is only way to win

    That and having about 10 beers but not more than 15

    I am getting more and more impatient over time

    Do not know last time I placed a single bet, all parlays.

    I gotta change today
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    Rudy come to poker tables right now - I'll strip you off your remaining 24 points pal

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    need to play tourney with 10 of them

    ill go with 14 bc bored and drinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    need to play tourney with 10 of them

    ill go with 14 bc bored and drinking
    okay ...come to 20pts buy in table...I'll give u 10pts IF after you lose
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    Rudy an ex of mine wanted me to keep a bottle cap on my keychain to signify no more drinking

    she ended up being a dumb whore but that's not the point here

    I want you to think of this one point I am shipping you as that bottlecap

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    rudy old people abandoning their car in proximity to you to go have sex is weird

    I feel like they wanted you to join in

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    Rudy I have always said you're a type a compulsive gambler

    Also type a B drinker

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    Coach I have toned down my drinking, Rudy worries me because I feel like he's worse than I was at my peak and I was buzzed driving all the time. sometimes I'll start playing poker with him at 6 pm and he will tell me he's 40 beers in.

    the one saving grace is it only seems to be beer.

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    Rudy do u feel safer going large in 1 game ATS


    or


    3 Team ML parlay that pays even money.

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    Rudy send your account details and I will manage your bR

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfr3sh View Post
    Rudy send your account details and I will manage your bR

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    Did Rudy retire ?

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    Rudy you're in too deep now to go back to single bets with a bankroll

    Gotta shoot the moon at this point, let's be honest

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    My personal rules on sports gambling:
    1. Money management. Bet less than 5% of your total current bankroll per bet. Be discipline.
    2. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be a compulsive gambler by betting because it's your favorite team or for the action. Do your research.
    3. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession. Be unbiased.
    4. Do not judge a team based on what they did last week.

    5. Never bet on heavily juiced/vig lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
    6. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
    7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.

    8. Teasers should never pass through the zero.

    Maximize your odds by betting on 7 point teasers on sides.
    Ignore teasers that are 6 point, 6.5 point and on totals.
    Teasers and Parlays give the sportsbooks the most house edge.
    If you had to bet on one of these, it would be on the 7 point teaser.
    http://wizardofodds.com/games/sports...g/appendix/10/
    http://wizardofodds.com/games/sports...ng/nfl-parlay/
    9. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games. Sportsbooks know this and favorites the home team.
    "Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight;
    whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
    10. Never bet on double digit road favorites. You will lose in the long run.
    11. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting on 2nd string teams is stupid because of the lack of game footage on mostly unknown players.
    12. Understand how to bet on underdogs ML and ATS:
    http://www.wagerminds.com/blog/nfl-h...d-ranges-2496/
    13. If you are extremely compulsive, arrogant, drunk and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".
    14. Learn from your mistakes. Most gamblers don't learn from their mistakes. That's why I made these gambling rules.

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    The calculation of vigorish on parlays by Justin7 is incorrect. I’m not surprised, there is a lot of incorrect information out there.

    Further…

    7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge.”

    This is not true.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...o-you-pay.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    The calculation of vigorish on parlays by Justin7 is incorrect. I’m not surprised, there is a lot of incorrect information out there.

    Further…

    7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge.”

    This is not true.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...o-you-pay.html
    Very true.
    It's not about the juice, it's about the odds of winning a parlay, that gives the sportsbooks the greater house edge.
    Last edited by GunShard; 11-21-14 at 07:33 PM.

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