1. 10-20-14 01:56 PM #1
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    I wouldn't fade Nasher tonight

    I'm on a mother freaking magic carpet ride today.

    This morning, I pulled off the impossible.
    I created the perfect omelet while fixin' breakfast.
    Don't kid yourself, perfect omelets are impossible to create unless you have a 300 dollar Bobby Flay omelet pan.
    I have good cooking tools, but nothing special.
    Either you get some egg stuck on pan, or it's runny, or it's not the perfect diameter, whatever.
    This one was a masterpiece. The mac-daddy of all egg omelets.
    So perfect I didn't want to eat it.

    Then I had to go to the corner store.
    Right in front is the perfect parking spot.
    The pimp parking spot. Too good to be true.
    One caveat, I have nine inches iof clearannce in front, maybe 12 inches for the back car.
    I had to pull off the hail Mary's of parallel parking.
    One hiccup, one false movement of the steering wheel, and one of the two cars will get bumpered or scratched.
    It was a tight fit.

    So, I flash back to when I was 16 years old in HS, Mr. Drake's driver ed class.
    Repeating the mantra to myself "I got this, I got this" remembered rule 1. Line up my back wheels to the car parked in fronts front wheel, cut steering wheel 45 degrees.....
    Perfect, one shot, 9" of room in front, and back, 2" from curb.

    The greatest piece of parallel parking known to man.

    Don't fade me today

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  2. 10-20-14 02:08 PM #2
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    well you convinced me, im on it
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  4. 10-20-14 02:12 PM #4
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    Nice nasher. Good luck man.
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  5. 10-20-14 02:16 PM #5
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    how many units nasher?

    hope you are not fading madison bumgarner tomorrow by the way.
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  6. 10-20-14 02:19 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauulzcappin View Post
    how many units nasher?

    hope you are not fading madison bumgarner tomorrow by the way.
    Regular bet 2*
    Mad-Bum a pick-'em is tempting.
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  7. 10-20-14 02:45 PM #7
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    Damnit, I'm already on Houston
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  8. 10-20-14 02:49 PM #8
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    I like it

    Would pound this if I was in Vegas
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  9. 10-20-14 02:57 PM #9
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    Nash.....I too am an EXCELLENT parallel parker.

    Truly gifted parallel parkers are born....not taught. It's a rare, rare gift. Although my wife pretends to tire of my repeated stories of some of my greatest parallel parking jobs over the years, I know deep down she's in awe. How couldn't she be?

    Well done, my man.

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  10. 10-20-14 03:41 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Nash.....I too am an EXCELLENT parallel parker.

    Truly gifted parallel parkers are born....not taught. It's a rare, rare gift. Although my wife pretends to tire of my repeated stories of some of my greatest parallel parking jobs over the years, I know deep down she's in awe. How couldn't she be?

    Well done, my man.

    Normally I don't have a need to parallel park, my wife and I have two spots in the condo lot. I have a spot a work in the parking garage, so I need PP maybe 2 times a month. Max.

    The wife and her g/f's wanted to see a show in Milford once, some cover band, but they were good, but I digress.
    I get appointed designated driver, one of my wife's g/f's has a 40K Tahoe, the mother lode of all SUV's.
    Thing is a mother freaking Peterbilt, long story short, I put that thing in a spot a Geo Metro would struggle with.

    Yeah, I hear ya Opie, either you got it or you don't.
    I lock in like cobra, no parking space intimidates me.

    I'm a Hall of Fame parallel parker, if it was an olympic event, I'm a gold medalist and my face is plastered all over Wheaties boxes.
    It's the Breakfast of Champions don't ya know?
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  11. 10-20-14 03:52 PM #11
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    Don't know if I am tailing you or fading this guy
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-football.html

    but I am on Steelers -3 Even Money...lets get it!
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  13. 10-20-14 03:57 PM #13
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    --
    See! That's what I'm taking about
    That's artwork.
    That's a thing of beauty.

    I genuflect to you sir.
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  14. 10-20-14 03:58 PM #14
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    I just won 500 points in the casino.....so, while I am not betting any cash on the game, I hopped on the Steelers ML, 555.50 to win 380 points.

    What the heck, it will keep me entertained on a night that I don't have any other action.
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  15. 10-20-14 04:33 PM #15
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    I love you too nashy
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  17. 10-20-14 04:38 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    See! That's what I'm taking about
    That's artwork.
    That's a thing of beauty.

    I genuflect to you sir.
    Thank you sire. But I'm on the Texans tonight.
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  18. 10-20-14 04:42 PM #18
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    Nash is a technical bettor I tend to tail more than fade him
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  19. 10-20-14 04:43 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokiest is in love
    Toniest you have been flagged
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  20. 10-20-14 04:44 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Thank you sire. But I'm on the Texans tonight.
    The good news is if I lose tonight, you win!

    Go get 'em Tiger.
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  21. 10-20-14 10:23 PM #21
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    Bump
    I'm a genius.
    Leet, loser.
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  22. 10-20-14 10:27 PM #22
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  23. 10-20-14 10:30 PM #23
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    Glad to help
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  24. 10-20-14 10:38 PM #24
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    $$$

    Liked the play

    Wish I could have played it

    CONGRATS
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  25. 10-21-14 05:56 AM #25
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    Nash great call.
    You were in the zone
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  26. 10-21-14 06:25 AM #26
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    sharps nailed Pitt

    Good call
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  27. 10-21-14 07:04 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    sharps nailed Pitt

    Good call
    ding ding ding we have a winner
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  28. 10-21-14 08:03 AM #28
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    Happy birthday to me.
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  29. 10-21-14 08:48 AM #29
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    Happy b'day stevenash!
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  30. 10-21-14 09:00 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Happy b'day stevenash!
    Smoky. I'm old.
    Smoky. Thank you.
    Smoky. I'm gonna get snotted today.
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  31. 10-21-14 09:03 AM #31
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    happy birthday nasher. get hammered and watch some great baseball this evening.
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  32. 10-21-14 09:09 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauulzcappin View Post
    happy birthday nasher. get hammered and watch some great baseball this evening.
    Sounds like a plan.
    On it Paul.

    Thank you.
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