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    Thinking of becoming pro...question

    Can the admin change my name to grease? I didn't give it any thought when I made the account--name really doesn't fit me but people know me as grease now. Just made an account real quick a couple years ago so I could search threads without entering image verification every time. I have been posting more this year so I was thinking of solidifying my presence a bit and going pro. But I never really liked the name and then kidbazkit called me a fagola for having a teenie bopper name. Fukk you kidbazkit.

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    just make a ghost account. you would follow in the prominent steps of guys like wizzle.

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    grease lightnin
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    Yeah I was thinking I could just make an account named grease but I would lose post count and join date

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    JMon
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    TwoWays
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    seriously greasy, i did not think about the fonze or any shit like that when seeing your handle. chill the fck out and be ok in your o.g. name.

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    Greaser, chicks love that movie. Keep the name and don't worry about what dudes think. Also change your avatar to John Travolta. TIA. GL going pro, it will change your life.

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    Grease maybe Sherry Will see this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Ways
    seriously greasy, i did not think about the fonze or any shit like that when seeing your handle. chill the fck out and be ok in your o.g. name.
    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Greaser, chicks love that movie. Keep the name and don't worry about what dudes think. Also change your avatar to John Travolta. TIA. GL going pro, it will change your life.

    Word fellas. I will just rock the o.g.

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    Nope. Names are stuck as is.

    People call me BigGay. Think I like it shun?? NO.

    I've asked for 3 years to change it. They say no everytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Word fellas. I will just rock the o.g.
    now this is just poser talk. thought we said be who you is. i've yet to hear the word dandy being used by you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    now this is just poser talk. thought we said be who you is. i've yet to hear the word dandy being used by you.

    I am am anything but a poser, guy. I am all about making a joke of myself, but not a poser.

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    Signed up for pro....hopefully this doesn't ruin my marriage lol

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    Good for you, Greaser

    And please....you're concerned what some scumbag idiot whigger kid that calls himself kidbazkit thinks of your handle?

    Don't be.

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    I will never call bigday big gay
    That's a no-no

    Greaser do you think you're tough??

    I will tell you a pal let me know next time you're in Vegas and we will meet

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    And he will take pictures of you nude and use as future avatar..those Vegas male escorts he got last Vegas trip must have cost a fortune!!!

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    Why grease? Try lard or oily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I will never call bigday big gay
    That's a no-no

    Greaser do you think you're tough??

    I will tell you a pal let me know next time you're in Vegas and we will meet

    Yea we could hang. You remind me of one a my old pals back east. Live in Midwest now. Everybody's polite

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    Do you like beer, Crisco?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarstoolProphet View Post
    Do you like beer, Crisco?

    Does howdy doodie have wooden balls?

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    One more thing, Crisco. When you are on a heater or basically on fire,,,,,,,,stay away from water.

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    I might be going through the Midwest in early November

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Signed up for pro....hopefully this doesn't ruin my marriage lol

    If you post a few pics of your wife then go speak with poster Loshak, he may be
    able to get your handle changed... but the pics would be a must.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I might be going through the Midwest in early November

    If you do, shoot me a pm and we'll hit the track

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    just make a ghost account. you would follow in the prominent steps of guys like wizzle.
    If you ain't ghostin', you ain't tryin'

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    Email forum@sportsbookreview.com with your current name, what you want your new name to be and why you want to take.

    Not sure if grease is available but I am pretty sure Grease For ManLube is open.

    Good Luck
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    This is turning into an instant SBR classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Email forum@sportsbookreview.com with your current name, what you want your new name to be and why you want to take.

    Not sure if grease is available but I am pretty sure Grease For ManLube is open.

    Good Luck



    Drunk with power

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    One thing though, Gold promised me one I turned pro here, my rooster would grow by three inches, food would taste better, and I'd be getting laid on demand.

    Gold lied[.
    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Signed up for pro....hopefully this doesn't ruin my marriage lol

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    grease this world needs more guys like you

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    jj told me my life would change if I went pro. My cell phone dialed my girl while I was hitting her sister.(they hate each other) She went to a witch and now my dick don't work. Two months later I had a stroke and had to move in brothers basement. Pro has it's advantages but don't take NO ADVICE FROM J.J.

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    How long does it take for my pro status to show up? Is there some kind of initiation?

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    ^
    You familiar with the Cleansing Fire Ritual?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I might be going through the Midwest in early November

    Directions to my place,
    Take the Mississippi river north about 207 miles. Get off on the East shore at the cornfield. Go another 3 fields to the east, then through the bogged slough, then through the pine forest slightly to your left. Then there will be a clearing..listen for the dogs.. I'm the cabin on the right.

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    Bigday I don't think you're off Route 70 are you??

    How close are you to my Vegas route going route 80 or Route 70

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    HEY everybody likes my name

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