As the de facto crippler leader of this sub-forum, I have declined to elect a right hand man, until now. It brings me great pleasure to announce that Sir Jibsworth of Tardsdale is now the second in command of this subforum, underneath only the God Emperor himself. He joins the ranks of my other subordinates, each one an acclaimed and brilliant poster in their own right; Sacrelicious, head chef of the God Kingdom; marzwoody, apprentice of God; Ron_Paul, useless piece of shit who has never made a worthwhile post on this forum, not even once; and last, but most certainly least, Thor, my stableboy of integrity and good moral character.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, I will post a guaranteed cash-money winnerz so that my chosen people can feed their children and purchase top quality male escorts.
Cruz by decision -181 6u. The most obvious bet on the card, as far as I'm concerned.
The God Emperor has spoken.