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    Sam Odom
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    Real Easy to Overextend oneself on days like today

    --Advice for the average-joe gambler--

    Slow down a bit and breath deeply...

    Don't have too many games going at once

    Don't drink and/or drug too much , abstain if possible

    Good Luck and God Bless

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    *save some to bury oneself maņana

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    this is good advice Sam. I smoked OG Kush already this morning.

    Gonna lay off the beer until tomorrow probably, might not even watch any of the games today i dont wanna burn myself out on football bc tomorrow opening day in NFL.

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    this is good advice Sam. I smoked OG Kush already this morning.

    Gonna lay off the beer until tomorrow probably, might not even watch any of the games today i dont wanna burn myself out on football bc tomorrow is opening day in NFL.

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    Sammy, I have no doubt in my mind that I will completely ignore your advice.

    Do you think a guy who hasn't pounded any pussy since January 2007 is an average Joe?

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    Bet small
    Bet often

    Sammy so simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post

    Do you think a guy who hasn't pounded any pussy since January 2007 is an average Joe?

    How far away are you from northern New Jersey ?

    Sammy may hook you up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Sammy, I have no doubt in my mind that I will completely ignore your advice.

    Do you think a guy who hasn't pounded any pussy since January 2007 is an average Joe?
    if that is what you want shoot moneyshot a PM i'm sure he would be glad to give you some pointers. He has mastered the art of banging randoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Sammy, I have no doubt in my mind that I will completely ignore your advice.

    Do you think a guy who hasn't pounded any pussy since January 2007 is an average Joe?
    Fukk her right in the pu$$y Parlayer

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    How are we doing so far... ?

    Tons of ACTION left for the next 5 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    How far away are you from northern New Jersey ?

    Sammy may hook you up


    A little too far for us to work something out, Sammy, but I appreciate the offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    if that is what you want shoot moneyshot a PM i'm sure he would be glad to give you some pointers. He has mastered the art of banging randoms

    I need a script, Bear. I cannot approach or talk to women anymore, and I don't even have the slightest idea of what to do, say, etc. I need several steps I can follow that include dialogue that I can use on various types of ladies. TMS can't offer me something that detailed.

    The guys out there who do offer something close to what I am looking for are just trying to scam you, so there's no point in paying for their BS tips and tricks.

    Fact is, I focused on the wrong stuff when I was younger and never had a strong male role model in my life. Thus, I now have to suffer the consequences. I'm a lost cause who needs to just get used to being alone and having sex with his right hand for the remainder of his existence, even if it is unhealthy and gut-wrenching at times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    How are we doing so far... ?

    Tons of ACTION left for the next 5 hours

    Started well, but it's going downhill as the hours pass, Sammy. In some ways, it's eerily similar to my life.

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    Everyone eager to bet, but this has to be the worst week of games of the season. When one of your better televised night games is Texas A&M vs some black guy named Lamar, you know the slate is shitty

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    Tex A&M could be playing Tyrone

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    Sammy I'm playing it cool

    Low-budget and having fun

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    Keep it FUN , coach

    Hope everyone survived this past weekend...

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