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    Jameis Winston arrested for stealing crab legs

    FSU QB Jameis Winston was arrested on Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs, according to Tomahawk Nation.

    This is real life. The arrest is only a misdemeanor and he was issued a citation on Tuesday. Winston has had a crazy year, both on the field and off of it. Expect a story line similar to Johnny Manziel, in terms of highs and lows, to follow Winston over the next season.

    http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4...ab-legs-publix

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    Thus is why

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    Curious as to what they were selling for cuz they sure don't serve crab legs in the dining hall.

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    How dumb is this guy??

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    Winston has had previous run-ins with the law, but no arrests. He was investigated for an alleged rape, but the State Attorney declined to bring charges due to a lack of evidence. In November, the associated press reported that Winston was questioned about his involvement in a long-running BB gun battle, and that a Burger King reported Winston was stealing soda in a ketchup cup.


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    what a fukkin idiot.

    guy plays on the FSU baseball team and Football team and he is going to do shit like this???

    if he would have asked i'm sure they would have given them to him. Or maybe his baseball coach would have bought them for him.

    But then again remember when Reds pitcher Mike Leake got arrested for stealing a T-shirt?

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    Donald sterling

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    He's gonna swear he swiped his EBT card for them like the other friends ahead of him buying the same

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    black people do love some crab legs , watermelon, and fried chicken though.

    and we gotta have that kool-aid

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    Seriously though... what's a ketchup cup?! The only thing I remember being at US Burger King's were those little cups that you could squirt 2 pumps of ketchup in. Is this what they're saying he was stealing soda with?

    Crab legs I could understand but how much soda are you getting in these things?


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    Shaq bullied a black disability kid.

    Shaq is black

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    you are all racists. im taking away everyones nba team.
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    Shows how shellfish Winston is....I mean selfish

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    there's some photoshop gold in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91;21soda foundation rain see iously though... what's a ketchup cupsly ?! The only thing I remember being at US Burger King's were those little cups that you could squirt 2 pumps of ketchup in. Is this what they're saying he was stealing soda with?

    Crab legs I could understand but how much soda are you getting in these things?

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    Standing by the soda fountain poundin fukkn shots of dr pepper obviously

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    Free
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    Quote Originally Posted by parlayin View Post
    Standing by the soda fountain poundin fukkn shots of dr pepper obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Seriously though... what's a ketchup cup?! The only thing I remember being at US Burger King's were those little cups that you could squirt 2 pumps of ketchup in. Is this what they're saying he was stealing soda with?

    Crab legs I could understand but how much soda are you getting in these things?


    I don't think the paper cups could maintain their integrity filled with soda.

    Burger King must go first class with plastic cups

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I don't think the paper cups could maintain their integrity filled with soda.

    Burger King must go first class with plastic cups
    We used to steal these things to make jello shots out of. 99% vodka, 1% jello. So they do hold liquid. Oh and vinegar at the Canadian BK's if you want it for fries.

    I know the crab legs are supposed to be the big deal here but I understand that more than stealing soda in these dinky little cups. Mucho embarrasingo

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    theres no cure for thick skulled idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruins35 View Post
    theres no cure for blacks
    thats what i read

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    Jameis the rapist & crab thief!

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    Jamie will never see a down on nfl

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    Oj- kills white woman not guilty, gets busted stealing his own cleats.

    Jamie-Rapes drunk under age girl at party no arrest, get caught stealing food. Keep it crunk fellas.

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    Not arrested...

    Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston will have to complete community service and repay Publix for crab legs he did not pay for, according to Warchant.com's sources.

    Associated Press
    Jameis Winston faces a civil citation for shoplifting crab legs, sources have told Warchant.com
    Winston, the defending Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback and closer for FSU's baseball team, apparently left a Tallahassee Publix at approximately 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday evening without paying for part of his purchase, which included crab legs. He does not face criminal charges, provided he repays for the food and completes 20 hours of community service.
    The Leon County Sherriff's Office has called a 2 p.m. press conference in response to inquiries about the citation.
    TomahawkNation, an SBNation blog site focused on Florida State,, posted a story early Wednesday morning saying Winston had been arrested, but later amended its story to say Winston had received a civil citation. The Tallahassee Police Department issued a public statement saying it had no new case against Winston said it had had no contact with Winston regarding any alleged citation.
    Winston has never been charged with a crime in Tallahassee. The rising redshirt sophomore was investigated for alleged sexual assault last year, but not charged due to lack of evidence. Winston was also questioned as part of an investigation into a long-running BB gun battle between Florida State athletes in an off-campus apartment, according to reports from the Associated Press.
    The NCAA recently approved rule changes to remove restrictions on how much food collegiate athletes can receive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Seriously though... what's a ketchup cup?! The only thing I remember being at US Burger King's were those little cups that you could squirt 2 pumps of ketchup in. Is this what they're saying he was stealing soda with?

    Crab legs I could understand but how much soda are you getting in these things?

    Ive never heard anything more sad,stealing pop using a ketchup cup.
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    Well at least he didn't go to Red Lobster!....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Well at least he didn't go to Red Lobster!....
    What's the joke with Red Lobster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Not arrested...

    Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston will have to complete community service and repay Publix for crab legs he did not pay for, according to Warchant.com's sources.

    Associated Press
    Jameis Winston faces a civil citation for shoplifting crab legs, sources have told Warchant.com
    Winston, the defending Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback and closer for FSU's baseball team, apparently left a Tallahassee Publix at approximately 10:30 p.m. on Tuesday evening without paying for part of his purchase, which included crab legs. He does not face criminal charges, provided he repays for the food and completes 20 hours of community service.
    The Leon County Sherriff's Office has called a 2 p.m. press conference in response to inquiries about the citation.
    TomahawkNation, an SBNation blog site focused on Florida State,, posted a story early Wednesday morning saying Winston had been arrested, but later amended its story to say Winston had received a civil citation. The Tallahassee Police Department issued a public statement saying it had no new case against Winston said it had had no contact with Winston regarding any alleged citation.
    Winston has never been charged with a crime in Tallahassee. The rising redshirt sophomore was investigated for alleged sexual assault last year, but not charged due to lack of evidence. Winston was also questioned as part of an investigation into a long-running BB gun battle between Florida State athletes in an off-campus apartment, according to reports from the Associated Press.
    The NCAA recently approved rule changes to remove restrictions on how much food collegiate athletes can receive.
    Does that really say he's been involved in a 'long running' bb gun battle at an apartment? Are they eating crab legs and drinking purple drank and then acting out New Jack City or something? What the hell.

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    I've confirmed with Burger King that they will give you a free cup of water. And they also include 3 cubes of ice so there's no need to... well you know.


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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    What's the joke with Red Lobster?
    Epic thread that got deleted a couple of weeks ago by mods for being racist towards blacks...I forgot which poster started it but it was something like "Why do blacks eat at Red Lobster".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Epic thread that got deleted a couple of weeks ago by mods for being racist towards blacks...I forgot which poster started it but it was something like "Why do blacks eat at Red Lobster".
    It was Centaur and he dragged me every which way - and encouraged others to do so as well - accusing me of deleting his dumbass thread until the real staff member who deleted it stepped up. I love those biscuits and have found a cheat way to make them at home so I'm not sure his scientific findings were all that spot on.

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    Look it's more people whining about black people..

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