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    dan dierdorf

    officially confirmed he's a retard

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    If Colts don't score this possession, it was a good play by the punter.

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    Was thinking the same fukken thing.

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    Wow does he suck

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    He has the +7 and knows he needs all the Pts he can get. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    If Colts don't score this possession, it was a good play by the punter.
    No it was a bad play by the punter because he tried to pick the ball up and run forward. The safety was a good result for the Patriots but they got lucky because the punter fumbled the ball backwards and the Colts botched it out the end zone.

    The punter was an idiot - he should have just kicked the ball out the back of the end zone.

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    Kicker saved 5 points.

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    For those of us that had a $25 side bet on a safety at +1300 it was nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by BriGuy View Post
    No it was a bad play by the punter because he tried to pick the ball up and run forward. The safety was a good result for the Patriots but they got lucky because the punter fumbled the ball backwards and the Colts botched it out the end zone.
    I agree, still a play that saved 5 points. Good play.

    Kicker receives zero credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Kicker saved 5 points.
    He saved 5 points by accident. Not because he made a smart play. Belichick will coach him up on how to handle that if it happens again.

    EDIT: OK I see your last post and agree with that.

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    Isn't he retiring after this season? Maybe even after tonight?

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    the Colts are so stupid

    they should have just slowed up and surrounded the Punter... make him go down at the 2 yard line. Pound it in... down 4.

    penetrating losers can't think on the fly

    fullback tips a pass and it gets picked off... same old same old bailout for Brady

    he will lose another AFCCG or SB

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    Guy has to retire. What a fuk stick

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    Dierdorf is either a fukkin dumbass or he's betting the Colts. I am guessing a dumbass.

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    That last possession he's like Go for it! Your the underdog on the road! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Dierdorf is either a fukkin dumbass or he's betting the Colts. I am guessing a dumbass.
    After wondering that for the past 20 years since he was first on Monday night football I've come to realize he is indeed a dumbass.

    I'd actually say blithering idiot suits him perfectly

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    kicker almost made a genius play with incomplete pass.

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    It's official, Dan wants to lick Luck's nut sac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    It's official, Dan wants to lick Luck's nut sac.
    Yep.

    It's disgusting.

    This is worse than that one guy at ESPN who LOVES Aaron Craft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by broadway6 View Post
    Dierdorf is either a fukkin dumbass or he's betting the Colts. I am guessing a dumbass.
    he's a St Louis guy!

    Dierdorf & Harts!

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    Go blue.

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    See no issue with it. Give your defense credit. Yes he saved 5 or 1 but that's why you have faith in defense. Never give away points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    If Colts don't score this possession, it was a good play by the punter.
    Actually the result of the ensuing possession was irrelevant, taking the safety was the right play 100% of the time because it is the smart percentage play. Now I get that the stupid kicker didn't exactly "take" the safety, but my point still stands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Actually the result of the ensuing possession was irrelevant, taking the safety was the right play 100% of the time because it is the smart percentage play. Now I get that the stupid kicker didn't exactly "take" the safety, but my point still stands.
    Yep, take the play that makes more mathematical sense.

    The odds of a turnover that close to the end zone had to be so very, very small that I would have taken that safety any day of the week.
    There would have been almost an automatic field goal from a very clutch Kicker who has been doing this a long time and hardly ever misses (Adam Vinatieri) as a best case scenario for the Patriots, if they didn't give up that safety. You trust your defense when you kick it off during the drive after the kick off...that comes after that safety.

    All this talk about the Punter's decision by the commentators is them trying their best to let that Long Snapper off the hook after his AWFUL snap. Belichick probably destroyed that Long Snapper verbally in the locker room.

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    Now he's sucking his own balls?? WTF

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    im getting emotional here

    tears of joy

    the countdown to this clowns career is winding down
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    Don't kick the guy on his way out

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    Fuk him, he quit.
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    Okay, I'm kidding, it's just my line.

    My best goes out to Dan Dierdorf.

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    Dierdof just really, really wanted an upset on his way out the door.

    He wanted his 2013 Iron Bowl moment: "Miracle at Foxborough! The Colts just won the football game!"

    Unfortunately for him (not me, I thought the Pats would win) that scenario didn't happen for him.

    Similar to something I said elsewhere on SBR: Luck may have "luck", but Brady makes magic happen all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaabee View Post
    kicker almost made a genius play with incomplete pass.
    incomplete pass would've been a terrible play

    Colts would've had it first and goal from the 1 or 2

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    lol listen closely to the audio. It's like he knows he screwed up by saying what he did. Then, he kind of pauses and says to himself... wow did I just say that? Then he's like... I'll just keep on saying what I just went with... because I can't look this retarded on air. So he kept his word. So obvious we all knew what the best play was. Safety.

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    He had a great career in booth

    Last game was tonight

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    Dierdorf proved many times in his career that he was a protypical announcer.

    Moron, blowhard, unqualified (having played in the NFL does not make you qualified to be a commentator), and clueless.

    He's retiring, but some other idiotic former player will replace him, I'm sure.
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