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    Seaweed
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    I Did Something Terrible..but for greater good/Winner Inside

    I'm low on funds and NEED to bet. I cannot hold off until Christmas. So earlier today I went under the Christmas tree and took the envelope off my present. My grandma licks her envelopes very softly so it was easy to open without tearing it open. There was a card for me and inside the card two 50 dollar bills. I honestly sat there happy but also nervous. I took the money and deposited into my instdebit account at pinnacle. Good thing for instant deposits. Once I double up tonight I will request the withdrawl tomorrow and in 2 business days so tuesday by latest I will have the money back in the envelop and will lick it shut. I know guys are going to say what if I lose but do you think I would take this risk if I wasn't certain?

    San Diego/Denver FIRST HALF UNDER 28.5 @-104

    Risking 100 dollars

    Going to be a holly jolly Christmas
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    Hope it works out for you

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    Read title and decided to saloon this shit

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    Sea... Didn't realize you were loaded like this, such a big player.

    Another big Fiddee.

    Maybe I never noticed. But is everyone fuking broke?

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    Seaweed
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    Sam Diamond, this play is too good. Seeing the line and not being able to capitalize on it is torture. I go to all measures to get it

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    Good Luck. Maybe it will score. Better hope Peyton and Phillip are not in a zone early.

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    You should replace the real money with monopoly money and then open on Christmas, start to cry, and you'll get double the amount, assuming your grandma replaces the monopoly money.

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    Now that I think of it, what I did wasn't bad really since it was my money anyways.

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    Your granny doesn't lick softly.

    trust me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    ..... My grandma licks her envelopes very softly.... I will have the money back in the envelop and will lick it shut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Now that I think of it, what I did wasn't bad really since it was my money anyways.
    ohh yeah? go tell ur granny about it, maybe she will pat your on the back for that

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    Pathetic

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    The plays going to win, nothing pathetic about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    ohh yeah? go tell ur granny about it, maybe she will pat your on the back for that
    No way. I'm going to be very nervous in the first half. As long as there are no defensive turnovers I got this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    ohh yeah? go tell ur granny about it, maybe she will pat your on the back for that
    Exactly-- Russia gets it----Granny is going to be so proud.

    Hoping Sea tells her he got the hook for his bet that way she'll be able to tell all the other grandmas how sharp her grandson is.
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    Seriously considering fading.

    These threads never end well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Exactly-- Russia gets it----Granny is going to be so proud.

    Hoping Sea tells her he got the hook for his bet that way she'll be able to tell all the other grandmas how sharp her grandson is.

    So your saying Canada has a support group for grandmas with retarded grandsons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seto View Post
    Seriously considering fading.

    These threads never end well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm low on funds and NEED to bet. I cannot hold off until Christmas. So earlier today I went under the Christmas tree and took the envelope off my present. My grandma licks her envelopes very softly so it was easy to open without tearing it open. There was a card for me and inside the card two 50 dollar bills. I honestly sat there happy but also nervous. I took the money and deposited into my instdebit account at pinnacle. Good thing for instant deposits. Once I double up tonight I will request the withdrawl tomorrow and in 2 business days so tuesday by latest I will have the money back in the envelop and will lick it shut. I know guys are going to say what if I lose but do you think I would take this risk if I wasn't certain?

    San Diego/Denver FIRST HALF UNDER 28.5 @-104

    Risking 100 dollars

    Going to be a holly jolly Christmas

    excellent move

    u did the right thing

    this is part fur the coarse for experienced gamblers

    nice

    bet will hit, u w/d, cash back in envelope before x-mas

    well done, newbies watch and learn

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    I posted this player Leah wonder if you're tailing me. either way good luck my friend good play

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    excellent move

    u did the right thing

    this is part fur the coarse for experience gamblers

    nice

    bet will hit, u w/d, cash back in envelope before x-mas

    well done, newbies watch and learn
    it loses he is on corner like you blowing dudes at $5 a pop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    it loses he is on corner like you blowing dudes at $5 a pop
    ...and that's 5 costa rican dollars, not US

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    You need help man

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    Thanks for all the support, good to know I am on the right side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveKerrsJunk View Post
    You need help man
    Steve he knows...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    it loses he is on corner like you blowing dudes at $5 a pop
    So in other words, just a normal Saturday for him?

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    is this what you get off on pal?

    go get some pussy

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    Good luck, I like honest threads. No way should they saloon this! About time we saw some TRUTH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Steve he knows...

    2 points when it loses we see thread titled :

    granny kicked me out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seto View Post
    Seriously considering fading.

    These threads never end well.
    Honestly, fading me here would be a horrible move. Either don't bet or tail. Over 28 points?? Do. Not. Think. So.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    So in other words, just a normal Saturday for him?

    Yes

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    Also, I thought seaweed was older......... Tooo funny

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    Seaweed you better win man

    Your a fukkin snake..you and I would get along good

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