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    So someone told me the funniest joke I've heard in a while

    Fresno State football

    Fresno

    Bulldogs

    Fresno State education

    I about died, could you imagine someone actually spending US currency on a Fresno State education? From what I understand that actually cancels out a HS diploma.
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    No, that's called Arizona State University.
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    The same Arizona State with 2 wins against top 25 teams?

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    Football aside, you were stating Fresno state's education. Which I think ASU takes the cake in one of the worst college education programs in the US!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridik01 View Post
    Football aside, you were stating Fresno state's education. Which I think ASU takes the cake in one of the worst college education programs in the US!
    If you don't get the joke, then stay out of the thread new meat

    Either that or someone is embarrassed that they got their degree at fresno st

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    Quote Originally Posted by etothep View Post
    If you don't get the joke, then stay out of the thread new meat
    You serious buddy? Lol!!!
    New meat, man didn't know this was an initiation to a gang!
    I get the joke, just not very funny.....
    Never have been to Fresno, nor never will go to Fresno!

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    As funny as their football team is to laugh at, they do not deserve that high of a standing! They are still ranked higher than my team(Longhorns), which is sad.

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    New meat

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    saloon

    or move it to a new section for the mentally ill on sbr , its needed with this quack

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    One night a few weeks ago my uncle got in bed with me, he made me feel uncomfortable but after a few minutes he made me feel things I haven't before

    uhhhhhhhhh, what the hell is going on here? Go talk to a counselor.
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    Best school in California behind Stanford

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    Was it killer demo?
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    I bet on them last week and a bit of money, that was a good thing ")

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerhead View Post
    Was it killer demo?
    Who else could it be?? lol@kd

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    Best joke I heard in a while: ttwarrior1
    But I feel bad for laughing. Not okay to laugh about mentally ill people. Can't help it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Best joke I heard in a while: ttwarrior1
    But I feel bad for laughing. Not okay to laugh about mentally ill people. Can't help it though.
    We all do sometimes

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    I bet they can spell BCS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    I bet they can spell BCS
    They dont like to hear facts LVKid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    They dont like to hear facts LVKid
    .........did you really just gloat about being able to spell a 3-letter acronym? Oh wow, you really are Fresno degree stupid.

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    Does Killer realize there is zero chance, even if Fresno wins out, of getting to a BCS bowl game? I'm not sure if it's just playful comments or he really does think they have anything above a 0% chance....

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    They can't Spell ATS however

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    They can't Spell ATS however


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    C-O-W ei ei ei oh

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    not bad, but also not near as funny as obamacare

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Does Killer realize there is zero chance, even if Fresno wins out, of getting to a BCS bowl game? I'm not sure if it's just playful comments or he really does think they have anything above a 0% chance....
    This shows exactly how little you know about College Football. If Fresno State is the highest ranking NON-BCS team, and finishes either 12th in the BCS Poll, (something not that hard to do), or 16th in the BCS Poll and ahead of any BCS Conference Champion, they go to a BCS game. Now Fresno State has to win out, but can you name me an AAC team that will be ranked higher than 16th in the final BCS Poll? Right now, Louisville is the highest ranking AAC team at 20.

    You also should look at the money that can be made fading Fresno State in a BCS Bowl game. Right now, unless three of these four teams lose (Alabama, Oregon, Florida State and Ohio State) Fresno State will end up in the Fiesta Bowl against the winner of the Big 12, probably Baylor. Can you see Baylor putting 80 up on these clowns? The easiest wager in BCS Bowl history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ridik01 View Post
    No, that's called Arizona State University.
    This is the only guy in this thread with a clue.

    Besides, (Dundee voice) that's not a joke. This is a joke:

    ASU is only slightly more selective than the burger king kids club.

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    Its called EVERY college but a select few and those top few you pointed out have TOP CLASS ladies so seems to me like the joke is on you sir..
    Quote Originally Posted by ridik01 View Post
    No, that's called Arizona State University.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Its called EVERY college but a select few and those top few you pointed out have TOP CLASS ladies so seems to me like the joke is on you sir..
    ASU

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    Seems like a top class college to me


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