1. 11-02-09 06:47 PM #1
    Dad
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    Did any girls that look like this come to your door on Halloween?

    I must have missed them all.

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  2. 11-02-09 06:48 PM #2
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  3. 11-02-09 06:50 PM #3
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    Dad, how many times do you masterbate daily?
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  4. 11-02-09 06:51 PM #4
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  5. 11-02-09 06:52 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Dad, how many times do you masterbate daily?
    Should I send you pictures of myself stroking the wood?
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  6. 11-02-09 06:53 PM #6
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    Outstanding post chief.

    I came home to this but I was too drunk so my pee pee failed

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  7. 11-02-09 06:57 PM #7
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    yes they came here.. but were too old to trick or treat so i slammed the door in their faces
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  8. 11-02-09 06:58 PM #8
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    I'm telling Mom.
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  9. 11-02-09 07:40 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by poker_dummy101 View Post
    yes they came here.. but were too old to trick or treat so i slammed the door in their faces
    Yeah thats what I did too, tried to scam me outta some KitKat bars these hustlers. I ain't having that, ain't how I roll.
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  10. 11-02-09 07:41 PM #10
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    No but many were in bars like that.
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  11. 11-02-09 08:00 PM #11
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    I saw bigger from chicks in HS still tricker treating..yes no ****ing idea...but was rather amusing...

    But oh my god...Iowa City...the pedmall was ****ing off the hook...
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  12. 11-02-09 08:12 PM #12
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    I heard these girl's were for sale on Ebay and damned if I can find them ?
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  13. 11-02-09 10:00 PM #13
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    Dad for poster of the month!!!!!!
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  14. 11-02-09 10:02 PM #14
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    I never get people coming over. Another benefit from living in a Gated Community. Who wants to deal with some kids knocking on your door?
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  15. 11-03-09 12:46 AM #15
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    They might be limpin' if they did.
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  16. 11-03-09 01:07 AM #16
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    good shit daddy-O
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  17. 11-03-09 01:08 AM #17
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    Saw a lot of em at the bar
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  18. 11-03-09 01:20 AM #18
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    The strip was flooded with em.
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  19. 11-03-09 01:22 AM #19
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    Halloween is a day women can dress like whores, and act like it's just a costume.
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  20. 11-03-09 03:04 AM #20
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    Around here all the bars had them on Saturday for sure.
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  21. 11-03-09 04:47 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Should I send you pictures of myself stroking the wood?
    no, dad. Geez it feels weird responding to you because of your name. It is almost like I was scolded and feel bad.
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  22. 11-03-09 04:20 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    no, dad. Geez it feels weird responding to you because of your name. It is almost like I was scolded and feel bad.

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  23. 11-03-09 04:34 PM #23
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    I think the better question is: Did anyone's wife/girlfriend/sister dress like that on Halloween?
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  24. 11-03-09 04:56 PM #24
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    some chick w/ the first referee costume was at my party
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  25. 11-03-09 05:51 PM #25
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    Yes and the pathetic part is they are slutty enough to wear the costume, but only in America are they prude enough to wear shorts underneath.
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  26. 11-03-09 05:54 PM #26
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    catwoman would get it
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  27. 11-04-09 04:37 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    Yes and the pathetic part is they are slutty enough to wear the costume, but only in America are they prude enough to wear shorts underneath.
    shorts underneath?
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  28. 10-26-11 07:13 PM #28
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    I will be looking out for these costumes this year.
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  29. 10-26-11 07:20 PM #29
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    Some call those hot halloween costumes....I call it Wednesday night at my house
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  30. 10-26-11 07:23 PM #30
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    Cat woman and school girl for the win
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  31. 10-26-11 07:28 PM #31
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    Daddy.. Don't catch a rape charge

    Also turn off the porn b4 you open door
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  32. 10-26-11 07:36 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    I'm telling Mom.
    Not even funny. Feel terrible about yourself for this bad post.
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  33. 10-26-11 07:38 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    Daddy.. Don't catch a rape charge

    Also turn off the porn b4 you open door
    Tech Nine, no porn on Halloween. I will be outside scaring kids.
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  34. 10-26-11 07:41 PM #34
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  35. 10-26-11 07:51 PM #35
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    College halloween parties only.
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