Quite honestly men's tennis is so fukin boring I cant even begin to give a shit...its like watching baseball in slow-motion...it takes something thats already unwatchable and amplifies it
First off over half of the points are just aces/unreturned serves in the mens game....secondly who the penetrate other than the top 5 would you ever watch play? Watching #9 play #10 would have a Nielsen rating of -1
Then theres the women's game....bc they cant serve it much over a hundred on their first serve (except for Serena of course) and their 2nd serve is practically underhanded you actually watch a game of shotmaking rather than just watch a guy slam the ball 150 mph serves for 3 hours...secondly there is ZERO parity in the men's game...when Nadal is playing #15 he's like a fuckin -1500 favorite...who the penetrate wants to watch that shit?
I know Serena is heads and tails better but besides her no one knows who the penetrate is gonna win a women's tennis match..."upsets" if you can call them that are so common in women's tennis that you have to wonder how much distance there really is between #5 and #50.
But most importantly watching women's tennis is like watching soft core porn...if you took away the sound of hitting the ball everyone outside the room would assume u were beatin off to some hardcore shit...its totally unnecessary for these smokin hot girls to scream like they're getting anally fuked by John Holmes everytime they serve it 90 mph but I like it. I dont know what qualifications you have to have to become a female tennis pro but besides the gorilla sisters and about 10% all the girls are just models that happen to play tennis and have loud orgasms on every swing.
Given the choice between a women's and a men's tennis match...hands down I would choose women's...its the only sport I feel this way about but the women should make more than the men.